LAST day of my mid year break :'(

Monday, June 12, 2006

12:15 AM

well..2day's de last day of my holidays.. sigh.. wat a short lived holiday... spent de whole day doin nothing except goin 2 "ming tien" to watch live football match between holland and serbia ^^

well..as usual.. de crappy me found some crappy signs that could be found anywhere :

Septic tank truck sign reads:
We're #1 in the #2 business.

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a proctologist's door
To expedite your visit please back in.

On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?

At a laundry shop:
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.

In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

In a nonsmoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.

enjoy :)

-max-