pyramids

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

6:36 PM

it's been recorded in the history stating that it was the Egyptians who were the pioneers of the pyramid.. nevertheless.. there's still a mystery of how they had such technology to build them.. but now... the mystery is REVEALED~~~~~~~~~

here's my thesis of how de egyptians learnt how 2 build the PYRAMID~~

Thousands of years ago~~ a tortoise wondered away too a desert~~ without and food nor water... nothing but jus sand... sand sand.. pathetic introduction hor ..LOL


anyway... for some mysterious reason.. the tortoise manage 2 survive... hmm..mayb there was a 7-11 nearby..

and den.. somehow for some friggin reason AGAIN~~.. the single tortoise manage 2 breed in2 quite a population.. another by-thesis: tortoise could breed themselves by jus masturbating... =.= mutiplied like bacterias.. and there was a king~~~ ugly crown i noe~~


AGAIN~~..for some reason.. the king ordered his "men" to build a building for de sake of fun..
becoz of their dumb dumb brains..all they could build is this
and this~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lame thesis leh..

anyway..the story continues..
HUMANS appeared.. they were envious of the TOTIS race.. and thus.. a battle went on.. normal la.. like how israel and palestin is fighting now.. =.=










humans..which was the Egyptians then WON the battle...
they were victorious and learnt all the technology from the TOTIS race..

and so~~~that's when the Egyptians started building pyramids...

damn the Egyptians... COPY CATS!~~... hmmm.. mayb that's why cats were the GODs during those era...


k...enuf crapping..~~~ time for me 2 have an afternoon nap :P

-max-