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Dream phone

Tuesday, June 27, 2006
3:44 AM

as u have oledi notice from the title..surely i'm talking bout phone.. and oso if u have noticed.. there's de word DREAM phone..meaning a phone tat i can jus dread of having..but no way of owning it.. even if i have the money..sianz right..this is how life is if u have quite trifty parents.. well..look on the bright side..at least i din turn in2 a "bai ga zai" ( cantonese meaning a rich brat who oni knows how 2 spend their parents hard earned money on some friggin useless stuff)

anyway..back to my dream phone... the new sony ericsson model.~~~ dang dang dang dang~~ behold.. the W850i~~~~ WOO... look at that sexy thing... WOOLALA... sexy in every part.. doesn't it make u high..hehe.. u noe wat i mean right? the DESIRE.. the ENTICEMENT to own this masterpiece..













now..let me tell wat this lil babies could do..well.. jus a brieft description :
1.complete walkman kit!! wif a friggin 1GB memory!!.. tat's twice the size of my ipod shuffle :P
2. it has a 2MP camera..which i've always wanted man.. imagine using a 0.3MP for more than a year... i think i'd be better off without the camera =.=
3. most importantly..can add memory stick!!.. haha.. (u can never imagine life using a phone wif oni a limited 40MB memory)
4. it has 3G.. but.. doesn't interested me..sounds cool though.. "I've got a 3G phone~~" see..sounds so cool..

anyway..let me introduce u to another magnificent state of the art phone introduced by sony ericsson.. man.. i tell.. this is also the dream phone of every teenager...(well..at least it used to be :P)

behold ~~ *CHANG CHANG CHANG CHANG .. *APPLAUSE~~ do not even blink or u'll miss a second of sight on this masterpiece...

i noe wat's running tru ur minds... "EH?!?!? aint this the lousy obsolete k700 which i threw at the fuking bulldog who chased me last year??" ... hahaha....

BUT..look again..it's not a k700... it is Max Teh's k700!! .. :D .. chun leh.. look.. how perfect it is.. well.. except for the peeled off "quick-share" sticker... the dilapitated cover... the friggin scratches on it... the screwed up joystick.. the useless keypad ... and the so so so limited memory.. STILL..it's my beloved phone :P... it also has its HOTNESS one leh...noticed the "essentric" screensaver?... cool leh.. with that screensaver.. i could sell my phone for at least 1 thousand leh~~..

k la..i admit..my phone getting pretty screwed up ... u noe la.. been using it for almost 2 years liao.. wat u expect >.<.. and oso it's darn obsolete liao.. k.. making plans 2 change my phone.. any ideas of wat phone to get?

lesson learnt: U've jus read another useless post on my dreams of getting a dream phone.. :) go study la..


-max-

world cup and rooney fever =.=

Thursday, June 22, 2006
9:45 PM

as u all know..now it's already the 3rd stage of the world cup... hence... those hardcore football fans out there have also jus entered their 3rd stage of world cup fever =.=

this is one hell of an example of the world cup fever: ppl are starting 2 see rooney in everything..WAT THE HECK?!?!?

this is the all time favourite rooney we see everytime.. in EPL..in world cup and mayb even on the covers of play-mate magazin :P


and NOW~~.. this is the rooney those hardcore fans see in their daily life..


<--this is a french toast














burger king's burger-->
















Maybe soon they might even see ronaldinho's face on a rabbit.. 0.o wow.. then would be an expensive lil bunny.. i bet every club's manager would want 2 get a hand on that bunny.. btw..the french toast up there was auctioned at £0.01 in e-bay..SWT.. since when rooney became so cheap =.=

lesson learnt : humans have hallucination after continuous days of sleepless nights..


-max-

even~

Wednesday, June 21, 2006
2:05 AM

after restless nights of world cup bettings.. finally manage 2 break even the bettings i lost the last week >.< .. so now~~... I'm FREE of debts..ahhahaha... it's something worth celebrating.~~ SOUND THE HORNS~~~ :) where's the champagne arh ?! and finally 80% done wif esl's power point presentation >.<
morale of the day : DO NOT PROCRASTINATE! NEVER!... haha.. YEA RIGHT as if u and i would really learn from our mistakes.. lol..if we could really do tat.. everybody would have been "pelajar contoh" =.=


-max-

DD :) daddy's day

Monday, June 19, 2006
1:53 AM

i noe it's kinda late 2 wish all the fathers in the world happy father's day.. though.. it's better late den nothing right :) so.. HAPPY FATHER's DAY.. wish all the fathers in the world would love and be loved beside care and be cared..

jus can't stop thinking that i actually din have the nerve to wish my dad "happy father's day" >.<.. not a present..a card ..now NOT even a wish for him.. SIGH.. again..i've been a badboy.. k.. now i'm starting 2 regret hanging out the whole day and not spend this special day wif him at home..

well.. my dad is jus another ordinary man on Earth.. but for me.. he's the ONE who provided me a HOME... a FAMILY.. and LOVE... not 2 mention..MYSELF too :).. yea..he scolds me.. and mind you.. when he scolds and roars.. my feet trembles @.@ .. he naggs..quite alot too recently :P..and there was also a slap from him b4.. but besides those scolding..reprimand..naggings ... and slap =.= it's love and responsibility..

i still have a clear memory of wat happened 4 years ago.. then, i got the denggi fever... was half dead.. nyawa-nyawa ikan.. i feel as though i'm slipping into the gates of hell every single minute and second >.< my dad was like trying every kind of method 2 try ease my pain.. he even tried rolling a boiled egg on me when i was in the hospital... LOL.. albeit it was quite a funny method..it showed how he cared for me.. well..my mom oso take very good care of me la..but this post is for my dad :P and so for that.. i felt so fortunate.. i was determined 2 live on.. and becoz of that unequivocal thought..i survived another day.. and another day..

THANK YOU baba for everything.. sorry for everything i've done wrong..happy father's day ^^ but ...u need 2 get rid of that smoking habit of urs and oso that headstrong attitude of urs! :) oh well.. surely my dad won't be reading my blog ..haha..

time 2 sleep~~.. nitez all


-max-

tokyo drift... let's go underground

12:09 AM

went to watch tokyo drift wif a bunch of frens after getting the prize money reward from kasturi..
the movie was really awesome... from the beginning right till the end!! .. CARS...GALS...and ENGINES>...AND CARS AGAIN!~~.. feast ur eyes man wif those voluptuous tokyo chicks..but anyway.. i was too concentrated on cars that i forgot bout the chicks.. LOL.. must watch again :P...

besides that.. the songs featured in the movie are way too cool >.<
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Soundtrack
- Track Listing:
1 Teriyaki Boyz - "Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious)"
2 DJ Shadow feat. Mos Def - "Six Days"
3 5,6,7, 8's - "The Barracuda"
4 Evil Nine - "Restless"
5 Far*East Movement - "Round Round"
6 N.E.R.D. - "She Wants To Move (DFA Remix)"
7 Teriyaki Boyz - "Cho Large"
8 Dragon Ash - "Resound"
9 Julez Santana - "There It Go (The Whistle Song)"
10 Don Omar feat. Tego Calderon - "Bandaleros"
11 Don Omar feat. Julez Santana - "Conteo"
12 Brian Tyler feat. Slash - "Mustang Nismo"

here's some random pics of tokyo drift.. :)













Sean's Tokyo boss Han (SUNG KANG) rides the rails in his '94 Veilside Mazda RX7

moral of the day : Drifting LOOKS cool..but it's darn dangerous.. plz do not try it jus 2 act cool.. i bet ur parents surely dun hope 2 see u in the hospital




-max-

wat a week!!.. finally got time 2 blog :P

Saturday, June 17, 2006
12:51 PM

it's been quite some time since i last blogged ..ehhe.. wat a week i had man.. really tiring.. but FUN .. :) love this kind of lifestyle.. and besides that..it's d 1st week of WORLD CUP FEVER..hehe

seriously duno wat struck on me.. it's as though an energy taking over my mind..causing me 2 be engrossed in world cup ^^ almost every night i've been staying up 2 watch football matches..which was something i haven't done b4!..fun fun ^^ never thought i would get so interested in football.. and yea~~i admit..i've been betting quite alot on world cup too.. sigh.. i noe it's jus a waste of money..but jus can't help it :P

this whole week is all about sports and nothing besides sports..hehe.. for continuous 4 days i had hardcore workout.. BASKETBALL>>SQUASH>>PING PONG ..lol >> BASKETBALL AGAIN!! >> FUTSAL>> and finally~~ BASKETBALL again~~~ ..WOOwohoo.. feels great man though my whole body's aching like hell now @.@ haha..this is a quote from li ching which made me laugh my head off.. "wah.. run so much liao... FEEL SO HEALTHY" (tiong li ching, 2005) =.= LOL..

anyway.. did something really bad which i regret everytime i think of it.. yesterday night i got angry becoz of some stupid remark from a gal.. got so pissed off and scolded almost everybody for no reason.. or even if they breathe louder den usual.. wat a BEAST i was =.= running around de house roaring like a tiger..haha.. come 2 think of it.. i was quite a nutcase.. :P the worst thing was.. i scolded my mom.. she just got back from office after a tedious day of work.. and all i did was jus shouted at her asking 2 drive her car out.. wat a BADBOY i've been >.<
and becoz of the overwhelming anger.. i drove so recklessly that i almost banged a car parked along the road.. lucky my dad and i were safe..PHEW~

they say curiousity killed the cat... i'd say it was anger..

sigh.. i'm really a very hot tempered person.. got angry jus becoz of some stupid remark from somebody which brought hell in2 de family.. wat the heck =.= was tat beast really me?? is this the real me?? an uncontrolable BEAST!?!??!? jus hope i've got the strength to restrain the beast in me.. plz.. dawn upon me the strength to control myself..

moral value of the week: ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE.. life is great!.. enjoy it to the fullest.. don't anger urself jus becoz of some lil stuff.. ppl do make mistakes.. tat's becoz we're jus humans beings.. it's always better to forgive and forget.. for it is also a virtue :)


-max-

give me a T.. an A.. and a G~~~ TAG GAME =.= lol

Monday, June 12, 2006
10:05 PM

SWEAT... was suddenly a victim/fortunate player of this tag game.. anyway.. since it's jus the 1st day of the 2nd semester.. there's not much of homework 2 be done.. so ..here i am.. it's quite fun actually :P

Few Simple Rules of this TAG GAME:~
-The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.

-Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.

-Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

-If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.

-Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT!! ^^
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k..these are de 8 points bout my perfect lover..i guess.. :
1. the gal has to be a GIRL!!.. =.= lame... but at least it's a good start for the 1st point right...hehe

2. i have 2 love her and she has 2 love me back too.. (obviously la right..or not how 2 be lovers :P)

3. yea..kinda agree wif si keat.. the gal has 2 be initiative herself.. i can't always be the starter button right.. that'll be so tedious and de relationship won't mean anything..

4. TRUST.. it's something really really important .. the gal has 2 be able 2 trust me.. otherwise..no point continuing the game of L..( game of love la ..lol)

5. CARING and CONSIDERATE ^^ (well.. should not be a friggin gold-digger too)

6. acceptance.. able 2 accept my weaknesses and the person i am...

7. well.. she has 2 be able to allocate time for both me and her friends.. (i can't take it when i'm left out while hanging out wif her fren..nor de other way round )

8. LOOKS ? PRESENTABLE :) that's all..

hmm..now my turn 2 pass de tag!! wahahhahahaha...
1. YING HUI~
2. KAH POH~
3. EVER~
4. XUXU~
5. DAU GEI MUI~~ :P
6. AMANDA~
7. JOVI~


-max-

LAST day of my mid year break :'(

12:15 AM

well..2day's de last day of my holidays.. sigh.. wat a short lived holiday... spent de whole day doin nothing except goin 2 "ming tien" to watch live football match between holland and serbia ^^

well..as usual.. de crappy me found some crappy signs that could be found anywhere :

Septic tank truck sign reads:
We're #1 in the #2 business.

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a proctologist's door
To expedite your visit please back in.

On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?

At a laundry shop:
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.

In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

In a nonsmoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.

enjoy :)


-max-

wow...world cup FEVER!!

Saturday, June 10, 2006
2:32 AM

haha..i noe ... surely u guys are thinking: WORLD CUP FEVER post again!?!?!?

haha.. i think almost every blog has something 2 do wif world cup now.. well.. k..i admit..mine's slighty about world cup too in this post :P
jus got back home at around 11pm jus now.. took a bathe and was getting DAMN frust deciding on whether i should go on wif the dental surgery the next morning... YEA!! i'm scared of the pain!..but if i dun extract de tooth..it will..surely cause lots of trouble... SIGH... and somemore my mom was like pushing me 2 make a decision ASAP~~.. that adds on to the overwhelming frustration i was suffering!! ><
FORTUNATELY.. my dad on the tv at the PRECISE time man.. it was the kick off match for the 2006 world cup(which i din intend to watch at 1st :P) ..jus minutes after the tv was turned on... LAHM scored!.. it was like a magnet pulling me towards 2 the sofa and keeping me there wif my eyes on the TV.. minutes later another 2 GOALS 0.o.. the magnet became stronger!... i was STUCK in front of the TV liao..

and it was the highlight of the day... i was sms-ing wei liang during the 2nd half.. and u noe wat!?!? MIRACULOUSLY.. everytime i pressed de button REPLY on my handphone... next second there's a GOAL!! .. i was so shock.. stared stupefiedly at my "MAGIC" handphone O.O.. whahhahahahah... my frens suggested i sms non stop for 2moro's match which involves England..hahahahha.. not a bad idea!..

Lesson learnt : now i noe why people are so crazy bout football..and especially world cup! it's not bout the countries..the audience.. or stupid commentator... it's all about the balls.. and i love FOOTBALL!


-max-

Jie Jie gone from sight but not from heart

Wednesday, June 07, 2006
5:37 AM

again..here i am ..writing a post at midnight!! wat's wrong wif me.!? evolving in2 a 100% night owl ><
well..yesterday was the day my sis departed from m'sia and headed for scotland 2 finish her final year of pharmacy course... she will only come back either june or july next year.. it would be like more than 365 days/8760 hours/525600 minutes/31536000 seconds i won't be seeing her... waaa...so long~~ who's gonna fight wif me..argue because of nothing for this long long period >.<

de night before she left m'sia... my sis had quite an argument wif my parents.. my mom was so angry she shouted :" we won't be sending u off to the airport tomorrow..get a taxi 2 de airport by urself!!" .. YEA RIGHT>..the next morning..my parents were the 1st to wake up and get everything prepared 2 send my sis 2 the airport... inilah kuasa kasih sayang ibu bapa~~..hehe.. they scold but they still love ^^
after goin through all the hastle to check in my sis's luggage.. finally it was time for departure... my mom pretended that she wasn't bothered that her only daughter was goin 2 leave for 1 whole year... but i SAW!!! my mom was like hanging her neck over the bar just 2 catch a last glance of my sis leaving the departure hall...HAHAHHA..mommy!! GOTCHA :P my dad arh...as usual.. looked as strict as the kastam officers there =.= duno how 2 wave ur hand a bit 1 meh abah =.=

k..i admit..i always fight wif Jie Jie ... argue and shout wif an amplitude of 100 desibels..serious.. no joke man ! haha.. got scratching oso 1 leh :P.. haha.. and always point each other with the finger in between the index finger and the finger where u put on the ring... and u noe wat..we never sorry before ..hahhaha.. Nevertheless.. now that she's gone... i've got the feeling that something is gone.. yea i noe wat it is.. NUISANCE!!.. no la.. it's the feeling of losing something that has been very important to me all the while.. well..i'll miss jie jie.. hope she would live happily over there..

morale value learnt : a Family will always be a Family, max will always be hwei lin's lil bro and hwei lin will always be max's Jie Jie..

be back soon jie~~ coz i noe mummy is surely crying herself to sleep now... there's still lots of love behind the scoldings.. i want you back too..


-max-

stephen chow craze---!!!

Sunday, June 04, 2006
5:08 AM

the time is 5.09 am when i'm typing this post..yes.. 5.09 AM...not PM... i've jus done something i've never imagined would happen 2 me in my entire life!!... watch 6 hours straight of stephen chow's show~~!! LOL

li hong just came back from singapore .. so we went to his house 2 welcome him back and had dinner there... played basketball till 10.45 PM!! omg~~~.. and de the most interesting part was that we used only one hand 2 play!!... and i can tell u that... it's damn FUN!! you guys should try playing basketball wif oni 1 hand ^^

went to wei liang house to start the 6-hour-stephen-chow-craze at 11 pm...lol... show after show and after show...NON-STOP of hilarious movie acted by stephen chow... can u imagine tat?? 7 guys of all ages cramping on the sofas and floor watching illogical movies throughout the night... finally after the 3rd show which ended at 5 AM.. we could not fight the fatigue and ended up crashing in2 slumber right at the spot... fortunately i manage to pull myself 2gether and walk back home.. typed out this post just before i myself crash on my bed >.< LOL...wat a crazy day...played basketball single handed at night and hopped on a 6-hour-stephen-chow-journey throughout the night!!
lol..did not complete any assignments 2day though i do not regret..coz i had a crazy but fun day..LOL

morale of the day : STEPHEN CHOW IS AN ACTOR AND A DIRECTOR WITH A TWISTED MIND...HOW THE HELL did he come up wif such stupid movies..LOL


-max-