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MR. Bionic LEG

Tuesday, September 19, 2006
2:07 AM

played futsal wif ABU team last friday.. if u guys dunno wat's ABU.. it actually stands for All Ballz United!! lol.. shame of u for not knowing wat's ABU!!! .. so famous u noe~~ hehe.. actually this "organization" oni comprise of around a dozen college student :P

anyway.. was accidentally kicked by sean mou's(sean der) metal ROD!! not his c**k la for goodness sake.. his LEG!! and i'm speaking de truth.. his leg is as hard as titanium and at de same time AS HAIRY AS AN APE!! (better not talk bad bout his leg hair..or not mine would grow even more bush-ier) :P .. well.. it wasn't his fault.. more of my stupidity to place my leg in front of his titanium legs =.=...
well.. sustained quite an injury on my ankle.. had 2 limp out of de court >.<

sean mou~~~ my ankle arh~~~!!

SWEET REVENGE!!















wahahhaha... pulled his leg hairs wif all my might!!! .. *YEEEEWWW disgusting :P
tat's de bad side of having a hairy leg.. [easy target for hair-pullers..]

anyway.. wat's done is done.. de damage is already done.. my leg is still injured >.<.. now i have to wear this ankle brace to keep my ankle in place.. or not it'll hurt quite alot >.<
















wearing de ankle brace wasn't really a prob.. de worst thing is u have 2 endure the contemptuous looks from san pat by-passers.. they are like giving u the kind of expression saying : oo poor kid.. lost his leg at such a young age *sob* =.=
feel like yelling to them
I STILL HAVE MY FRIGGIN LEG LA AUNTIE!! u blind isiT!!
poor auntie.. pity me but kena curse by me instead :P

anyway..should be studying now.. trials is jus by de corner.. and finals is jus 48 days away.. see de countdown on top ? sigh><


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Ke-random-an

Friday, September 15, 2006
3:26 AM

this is something tat came out of the blue.. jus a random thought..

u noe.. SOMETIMES.. there are just SOME ppl in ur daily life who like to flatter others(but not sincerely).. put airs on other ppl.. and BACKSTAB them a minute later..

really can't understand their mentality.. and i'm utterly...no actually TOTALLY disgusted by their pretence.. why can't jus be themselves.. why put on a mask and lie to de world.. ? dun have ur own identity meh.. isn't tat y ur kad pengenalan is for?? to distinguish urself from others..
why la wana susah-susah pretend to be so goodie goodie in front of others.. really makes me wana puke @.@


well.. i've got something 2 say to this bunch of ppl ..
















TALK TO DE HAND !!!


-max-

ppl come ppl go

2:52 AM

well... these few years are de moments when ur frens start 2 leave for some other college.. uni ... oversea tertiary education jus 2 get a certificate.. bla bla... and etc.. and this is goin 2 go on for de following years as we graduate from college and uni >.< harsh farewell i noe.. but.. it's something we have 2 go through in life ..

well.. this time it was shu haur's turn 2 leave.. attended his farewell party last friday .. and i'd say it's brilliant ^^.. actually .. not tat VERY close to him.. but he's been quite an idol of mine.. hehe.. nobody noes this :P but it's true.. somehow i admire his character..

OK~~..back to de party~~.. check out de food man.. EXOTIC .LOL.. haha k la.. i admit i'm a jakun kampung boy.. never see b4 chocolate fountain maaa...



















see that chocolate thingy in de middle of the talble? noe wat it is ? haha.. duno arh!?? den u have de same level of kampung-boyness as me ^^
it's a chocolate fountain .. i tot it was some kind of praying object or feng shui thingy from lilian too at 1st sight >.<














see a pack of hungry hyena's here ??? they're trying 2 get a piece of marshmallow coated wif sweet hot chocolate using tat fountain thingy.. aiyoyo...so 38 la we all..never eat b4 meh :P ~~ .. apparently ..i was de 1st few who manage to get a bite of it 1st :P .. i was SOMEHOW in front of de line OK?? i not so "tam jia"




















kim chew's horny gesture sucking de chocolate out from a banana.. HARD GAY~~














this is me and shu haur.. males in de animal kingdom normally compete with each other by comparing de size of their horns.. mayb body size.. de colours of their feathers.. but comparing de size of our BOOBS ?! wat the hell.. lol..

hope he's having a great life over there.. having fun fun wif those europeans.. ^^ all de best shu haur :)


-max-

back to normal.. *hope so

Tuesday, September 12, 2006
3:18 AM

well... i've gotta admit.. have been kinda emo these few weeks.. VERY cranky at times too.. no mood 2 do anything besides sleeping.. :P oso left my blog 2 collect dust for quite some time.. sigh..
anyway.. things are starting to get better .. I GUESS .. slowly getting back 2 my old pace..
well.. decided to ignore de crappy stuff some doinky ppl say in my daily life..let them say wat they wana say la..(they must have forgotten there's something called karma) well.. better to focus on my own life :)..

hehe... jus love to take pics :) i noe..amateur skills... hehe.. but who cares?













































hmm .. btw .. taylor's sam prom is coming.. should i go? wonder who's gonna be my prom date :P haha..guess i'll have 2 go single~~ ^^..


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how can i??

Thursday, September 07, 2006
12:44 AM

it was jus a simple question "have u certified ur SPM certificate?" a short but yet deadly question which sparked a "war"..
why was i such a hot-tempered lil boy? it was just a simple lil question la boy.. why did i have 2 yell back.. why?? F**k myself la =.=

yea i noe i was in de right stand.. but it doesn't give me de right 2 talk back at such a rude and loud tone.. oh come on la..she's already 53 and she has spent a great deal of her life jus to make sure my life is perfect.. JUST give her another bloody chance 2 be RIGHT and CORRECT !!.. why couldn't i jus shut de F up and jus listen 2 watever she has 2 say?.. why can't i just control tat big mouth of mine??.. jus friggin wished i was dumb.. that'll make things much more peaceful.. yea..no voice means there's no chance for this lil idiot 2 talk back at her.. and this unwanted lil idiot wouldn't have 2 be a badboy too..
but NOOO.. this lil idiot had 2 yell and argue back like nobody's business.. and worst..shoot a F word in front of her.. and if u think saying de F word is cool and proud thing 2 do..especially in front of ur parents.. i'd pray u rot in hell!

why isit so hard for me 2 be a mama's boy??.. why can't i just be like de others??.. be a goodie goodie boy.. it'll make things much more easier and better for de family without a black sheep like me.. :)
well..it's probably becoz of that headstrong character of mine.. or probably just becoz i'm plain BAD.. (bad and dead)

time 2 sleep and end another bad day...sleep through de night and endure another bad day :)

u all have fun and rest assure and tell urself max is having a bad day :) HAVE A NICE PLEASANT DAY


p.s IF u think u've been a very bad boy or bad girl for ur parents.. comfort urself by telling urself this : max is even worse than me ..



-max-

R.I.P mr.crocodile hunter

Monday, September 04, 2006
5:27 PM

well..suddenly got de news bout de sudden death of de famous steve irwin(a.k.a CROCODILE HUNTER) ..
well..i'm not really his fan nor watch much his documentaries.. but i noe he's a enthusiast in nature and animals.. so i'd say he's not a bad person.. BESIDES de fact he loves 2 jump in2 pools wif big hungry green scaled crocs.. siao siao!! wana die early meh.. >.<>.<>.<

anyway..here are some pics from last week's S2 gathering .. sigh.. starting 2 miss de good old days















here's a group pic of some of us who attended de gathering.. see de black charcoals on de frying pan? yea.. i noe.. we're lousy cooks.. but WHO CARES!? we had fun burning de table








aiya.. sit on my lap de still wana try block me out from de pic!??!

























if i'm not mistaken .. that's hui jing trying 2 kiss fei hoai( i din say it is!.. i'm jus GUESSING!! :P )... YAIKS~~ hj... nice pic leh! mayb i should post de video as well :P
















de famous 4 !! hehe.. hui jing..den ME ME ME ME ME ..den fei hoai and jun hao.. from de left btw.. yea..i noe .. hoai's covering her chest.. but i SWEAR i wasn't doin anything obscene.. spoil my image oni la u hoai..















this dessert jus looks so appetizing right ^^... hey..but wat's kim chew's head doing there?!? spoil de pic oni ..haha :P





hmm.. how i wished i could go back 2 de less stressful and fun high school life >.< bet most of u do wish de same oso right :).. sigh.. no choice la... have 2 get on wif life..


-max-

F***ing F***ed up LIFE

Sunday, September 03, 2006
4:58 PM

there's inequality in maths..i'm ok wif that.. but inequality in life?.. damn!

was suddenly awakened by de noisy buzzing sounds from a running motor.. went downstairs 2 take a look and found out there was a worker mowing de grass in de compound under de HOT SUN at 12 NOON!!!..

it suddenly occured to me that when i was actually having my useless sleep till afternoon ..there's actually others who are less unfortunate working their ass out 2 make a living..

the fact that life is so unfair really bothers me.. why isit some ppl have 2 stay under de hot sun working like slaves while others are oso under hot sun..but in the comforts of their BMW convertibles..or tanning their frigging skin(dun understand why ppl wana tan their skin..not black enuf meh??! i wana have a fairer skin oso canot leh =.=)..

den wat bothered me even more was the fact this poor guy oni earned rm50 for mowing my house's compound..which took him up to almost 4 WHOLE HOURS!!!
for a spoilt brat like me.. i got my thousand over phone just after few hours of arm-twisting and pestering on my mom.. but this guy over here.. has to work up to 120 hours jus to get my phone.. and that's being very opstimistic oledi.. disregarding de wheather la.. somemore nosy lil clients la.. f**king expensive petrol la.. and bla bla la..

why is life SOOOoo unfair?!? why isit some ppl have 2 live in poverty and suffering while others are enjoying de lifestyle of de rich and de famous??
why isit some of us are born wif a silver spoon in our mouth.. some PLATINUM spoon.. some DIAMOND spoon while some have oni a rusty copper spoon or a wooden spoon.. not 2 mention those who don't EVEN HAVE A SPOON!!

this life..this WORLD!! it's so damn F**KED UP! corrupted wif WAR.trojan , DISCRIMINATION.worm , DRUG.bug .. let's reformat it ... reinstall it wif PEACE.exe , LOVE.me , EQUALITY.com..

and don't jus do charity.. STOP charity at de same time.. sounds ironic huh.. but when there's war and suffering.. there exists charity... so.. STOP CHARITY :)







guess i'd have 2 reformat myself too >.< appreciate the people and things that i already have.. and spend less money!!

OnE ThIng tHaT DrIVeS Me HaZEy, aM I? 0r ThE OtHeRS CrAZy? (Einstein,duno wat wat year la)


-max-

my personality judged by jus 3 questions ?!?

Saturday, September 02, 2006
9:31 PM

came across this thingy in jac's blog..well since it;s jus a 3 questions thingy..so y not..
well..some turn out 2 be quite true..

Your Personality Is


Idealist (NF)



You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.

You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.



You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.

Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

ou seek out other empathetic people to befriend.

Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

n love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

t work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career

ith others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

n weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.




-max-

taggie

7:38 PM

have been 2 busy 2 blog @.@ well...not actually THAT busy..but more of NO MOOD.. hehe..neway.. de mood came all of a sudden.. den i remembered de TAGGIE thingy from my frens.. hehe.k la..since i promised 2 do it... here goes.. oh yea..this is a combination of 4 tags.. so it may seem a bit diff

Awesome ppl i wana meet :
ALL my frens and especially ex-schoolmates ^^..
hmm... jay chow .hehe.. jus love his song..
duno leh..who else leh ??
oh yea.. GOD...who's de one who actually created me..
and oso MY SIS ^^..

Things i can't live without :
basic nescessities(how 2 spell arh?) lor..
MUSIC..
hmm..lots of pocket money..
oh yea..MUSIC oso..
and den.. my handphone ^^..
my computer and oso a line.. de world;s so dull without a com..
and lastly.. MUSIC :)

I wish i could :
created a device where humans can listen 2 any song at anywhere and anytime
get a car of my own.. having 2 sit on de passenger seat is not fun =.=
have a better life..
be smart..so tat my parents could be proud. hehe..(a bit impossible wif this brain)
eat eat and eat.. and at de same time gain a bit more weight.. haha..this weight issue has been in my blog for a lot of times.
and oso... FLY.. it feels so good when u can fly..(tried it in my dreams as superman)

Songs that i think are awesome:
aiya...i like too many songs de laaa.... if i'm gonna list it out this post take a long time to load..

How i see myself in 10 years:
hmm.. driving a COOoool car..
having a good career.. CEO not bad leh ^^

5 things i should be doin now :
sleep.. i'm really gonna die at an early age if i dun get enuf sleep
study on maths.. so tat ms yeap could shut her trap when she sees my result
drink some water... jus came back from cyber and not a drop of water in my mouth after so many hours
pester my parents to get a new car for me ^^
have my dinner.. mom's yelling de ><

yesterday i was~~
as usual goin 2 college den played futsal.. den.... oh yea..watched dragon ball de anime :P

random fact:
i sleep around 3 hours at night and 3 hours in de evening.. weird hor =.=
YOU are a lucky person..becoz ur reading my blog..
and den~~i like 2 shop alone.. hehe.. though i seldom go shopping..
60% of my day is filled wif music..
i'm still a virgin.. LOL
i love futsal ^^..
and i oni started football this year..hehe..fun fun fun
bought my 1st futsal shoe jus few days ago.. LOL..
i hate backstabbers!
been framed for stealing 6 years ago.. i hate tat fucker who framed me..hope he rots in hell
wahhahaha..

hmm..guess tat's all.. have a nice day ya all


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