FOUNDER'S DAY!!! a bit bit belated though :P
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
1:41 AM
YOU MONKEYS BETTER LISTEN TO MY ORDERS OR AAAIIII WILL SQUuUASH YER B@LLS!!!
that was de FIRST ever command we heard when we joined an international uniform body in catholic high school --- SCOUTS =)
22nd of february of every year is de day when all scouts or ex-scouts would say..........
"EH? today wat day arh? y i feel macam special abit one.. isit my galfren's b'day or something @.@.. DAMN ..better get rdy some flowers.."
of coz not la! it's SCOUTS FOUNDER'S DAY !! it's also de birth date of our founder..
---->>> LORD Baden Powell..
SEE ANY SIMILARITIES!!??!?!?
i dooOOO see SOME :P ... if u say no arh.. leave my blog! XD wahahahaaha.. mayb they would call me LORD Max Teh or something v^.^v
ever since i left scouts after graduating from catholic high.. i felt something break lose apart from me >.<
how i miss de days when we could monkey around like nobody's business ^^ scouts life is definitely something i will NEVER forget for de rest of my life =)
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we were so pure hearted that we thought middle fingers meant "PEACE" :P
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we FEAR NO FIRE!! [notice: we set de steamboat table on fire on purpose just to take a decent photo XD]
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we had 4 arms???
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we tot taking pics like tat was so cool LOL..
THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when our beloved kim chew was still de ONE AND ONLY.. GAYLORD!
lol.. kim chew.. u have 2 wait another 2 yers to kill me ..hahahhahahhaha XD
ONCE A SCOUT, ALWAYS A SCOUT. rock on, my fellow scouts!!! =)
-max-
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR~!!!
Friday, February 16, 2007
8:59 PM
chinese new year is jus around de corner guys!!!!! and this means MONEY MONEY MONEY!! wahahhahah.. yes..got money buy new handphone liao like tat !!!
anyway.. i wwill be goin back hometown till next week..which means no internet for almost a week.. so see u guys by then =)
bubbye..
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
-max-
YES.. i'm no longer de maid
6:37 PM
FINALLY... it was a month since my old maid left for indonesia.. and for good =(
and u noe wat tat means? it means it's been a month since all de housework in de house became my responsibility @.@
liang~~ boil water~~
liang~~ sweep de floor and mop it as well hor~~
liang~~ y rice still not cooked??
liang~~ fold de clothes~~
liang~~ water de plant hor..
WOW>> I WAS A FREE LABOUR FOR A MONTH!!! macam male version of CINDERELLA b4 she became a princess! =.=
STRESSS STREESSSS ..and TIRING!!.. finally somebody has arrived 2 take on this responsibility!! wahahahahhaha..pity her :P
but new maid doesn't make my life much easier.. as i became de one responsible of teaching her EVERYTHING =.=
i even had 2 teach her how pronounce my name~~[HARDEST teaching of all]
my new maid's name is Yati..
YATI: tuan muda..
ME : oh janganlah panggil saya tuan muda.. sangat FUNNY la wei =.=
YATI: baiklah.. kau nak ku panggilkan kau apa nama ?
ME : panggil saya Liang saja dah cukup..
YATI : oo Yaaang la.......
ME : haha.. noo nooo.. bukan Yaang.. nama saya Liang..
YATI : yalaaa =.= Yaaaang la
ME : NOT "Y" la ..YANG ialah KAMBING >.< ~~ "L" laaa... L-I-A-N-G... LLLLLiang!!!!
YATI : ooooo tau laaa Yaaang..
ME : *SPEECHLESS*
** i feel so GOAT-ish after being called Yaang =.= **
@@@ moments later @@@
YATI : Yaang.. mana letak kunci ya?
ME : MeeEEeeEEekkk MeeEeekkk~~~ ^=.=^
*GREAT .. now i've grown horns ^=.=^ and sound like a goat ^^ swt =.="*
prolly i should get a goatee tooo =)
-max-
yea.. not all are bad
Sunday, February 11, 2007
2:47 PM
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.. got really PISSED these few days coz i lost something really valuable to me.. and it happened to be some rotten malays who stole it..
but yea.. like wat my frens say.. not all muslims are bad.. some are really good oso.. tat i really agree.. tat's becoz i've made acquaintance wif some of those goodie goodie ones.. they;re certainly unlike their screwed up counterparts.. just tat i was really so boiled up tat i made such dirty remarks..
nonetheless.. i will never bring down de previous posts.. i wont back down.. coz wat i say is true..
I WILL SAY WAT I WANA SAY.. I WILL DO WAT I WANA DO.. tat's wat life is all bout right ^^.. hehe..
ATTENTION: the previous post is jus to critisize those black sheeps in de malay community.. NOT all are bad and mean.. haha.. de same goes for us chinese oso actually.. so dun be surprised if u suddenly come up wif a post critisizing some shit ass chinese.. v^.^v
oh yea btw.. HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY everybody! and plz dun send me those chain mails or sms regarding wat wat if i dun forward my love life will be cursed =.= ... u'll be so sorry to have ur name apppearing in my blog ...wahahhahahahahahhaha... i'm sooo evil ^^
-max-
HANDPHONE LOST (vulgar version post) 18-SG
Saturday, February 10, 2007
5:06 AM
this is a pissed off version of de previous post .. which is de main reason i came back blogging.. u could oni understand wat i'm talking bout after u read de previous post..
BUT..
WARNING : IF YOU DO NOT HAVE HIGH TOLERANCE FOR VULGARITY .. PLZ TURN AWAY FROM THIS POST.. this post is jus for me to release my infuriation...
for those who decided to continue on reading.. jus highlight de bottom part .. or jus press Ctrl+A.. i'm jus hiding this post in this way so tat all de goodie goodie readers wouldn't get disturbed by de serious vulgarity..lol
first and foremost .. jus wana say sorry to all my pro-malay frens or my malay frens.. coz this post is 100% ANTI-MALAY babi post..
my phone jus got stolen 12 hours ago.. and i can 100% confirm to you tat it was those FUCKED UP brown skin MALAY PORKS who stole it .. and dun doubt wat i'm saying.. coz there were oni those PIGS around de vicinity.. and jus b4 my bag got lost.. a couple of suspicious P-I-Gs were sitting on de bench where we placed our bags.. and IF till now ur still not convinced tat it was those BABIS who did it.. and IF u think it's jus becoz of my discrimination towards them that lead me to conclude tat it was those babis who did it.. PLZ SHOO OFF from my blog!!!
HOW COULD THOSE FCUKED UP BABIs be so inconsiderate.. taking away somebody else's precious stuff jus to earn some money.. wat have their friggin ISLAM education taught them all this years???? HOW TO BE A GREAT SCREWED UP PIG? HOW TO STEAL??? or HOW TO BE A USELESS JUNK OF SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!??? or HOW MANY INCHES OF SKIN TO CUT OFF FROM THEIR DICK everytime they khatan.. =.=
and all these bunch of "goodie goodie" BABIs still think they have such high moral values compared to de other races in the society.. always pointing fingers at us chinese saying tat we are de ones who brought down de morale standard of de society.. saying tat de chinese youngster have no discipline at all.. SO WAT IF WE CHINESE KISS AND HUG IN PUBLIC.. OUR RELIGION allows tat.. so SHUDUP U FUCKING MALAY government.. why can't they realize it's those malay couples who have sex in those secluded parks... and hell yea wat i'm saying is true.. those malay couples dun seem to have a bed to have sex on.. or prolly they wanted 2 try enjoying de pleasure in de arms of MOTHER NATURE..
it's been a tradition for us chinese to burn firecrackers during chinese new year.. it's an auspicious and joyful tradition for us chinese... but those OTAK UDANG PUNYA government had to ban firecrackers becoz their pig frens were too dumb to play firecrackers safely.. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF CHINESE GETTING HURT FOR PLAYING FIRE CRACKERS???!??!?! all this while.. there were oni news of PIGS got severely burnt and their PIG HOUSES blazed by fire jus becoz of their stupidity... they're jus to SOHAI to realize they dun have enuf IQ to handle those firecrackers safely..
BAN MALAYS FROM PLAYING FIRECRACKERS la.!!!!! WHY INVOLVE US CHINESE!! FRIGGIN USELESS GOVERNMENT ! SUE ME la BAN abdullah badawi =.= but i guess the malay government is jus too busy receiving rasuah to bother bout this ANTI MALAY post..
and it's a known fact that if anything were to be missing in all those national service camps.. it had to be all those pigs' doings... who else would be so cheapskate to even steal a nokia 3310 and toilet papers =.=
and could u imagine these PIGS actually pay a handsome sum of money jus to fly to makkah jus to wat wat mengerja haji isit ?? DO U NOE HOW MANY "INNOCENT" PIGS DIE after being stampede by millions of their own PIGGY counterparts?? AND THEY STILL CALL THIS A HOOOOOLY thing =.= how smart~~~~~
AND WORST STILL .. all these are happening while their so called "ah gong" oni knows how to sit comfortably in his pig throne being de KING OF DE BOARS and growing a big fat belly..
FUCK U ALL MALAY BASTARDS .. jus throw away all ur so called holy scripture AL_QURAN =.= wat's de use of it if ur still acting like real pigs..
really sorry to my malay frens.. but if u aint pleased with wat i jus posted ..come look for me..
this is de end of my ANGRY Post.. sorry for contaminating ur minds wif such personal views of mine..and btw.. i've just had a new ambition in mind.. BE RICH AND POWERFUL.. so tat i can turn this country in2 a pig-free country.. no more malaysia.. CHINESIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-max-
i'm back for good..but for a bad cause and a sad 1 too
3:52 AM
some of you might be quite familiar wif this phone, sony ericsson k800i, prolly u guys remembered me using it.. but as of 9 Febuary 2007.. it has departed from my possesion becoz of some useless jerks who noe nothing but stealing.
it was jus like any holiday mornings.. woke up super late in de morning.. bought myself brunch den went for my usual routines of futsal session wif de old futsal gang at sports planet near Monash..
we dumped our bags on de bench jus BESIDE de futsal pitch and jumped in2 de pitch and had great time as usual.. but we were cautious enought to make sure somebody was on guard taking care of our properties.. nevertheless ...IT STILL happened
i oni started to realize my bag was missing amidst de pile of bags.. at 1st i still tot it was my frens playing a prank on me.. so i still wasn't tat worried.. but after finding all over de place.. there was still no sight of my bag.. tat's when i realize this was NO prank..! my bag was really gone..! and it contained my handphone.. wallet and housekeys!!
ran all over de place like a mad man searching for my bag.. fortunately minutes later my frens found my bag from de lost and found counter... but all what was left in de bag was jus de extra shirt i brought and my housekeys.. NO MORE WALLET AND HANDPHONE.. it was den i realized somebody stole my stuff and jus ditched my bag in de toilet where it was found by a worker there..
i was damn lost and confused of wat to do coz MY HANDPHONE and WALLET were still missing!! luckily tze ping was calm enuf to search de toilet again.. and FORTUNATELY my wallet was found!!!!!!! ok..at least 1 more missing item found.. MY IC!! but as usual.. no more money in it =.= de stupid fella stole all de money and dumped my wallet in de toilet..
finally.. i had to face d painful fact tat my handphone is no longer to be found anymore..
DAMN THAT STUPID THEIF.. took away my most precious possesion right in front of me..
and i still can't believe they manage 2 steal it right under our nose...
got back home and found out another bad thing had happened.. i left de clothes outside de house and it rained =.= GREAT..jus GREAT.. how LUCKY i am!!!!!!!
de worst thing was.. got a loooooong scolding from my parents after they found out my phone got stolen.. DANG.. i'm oledi dam sad of de lost of my handphone still need to get lecture like tat..WTF!!! this is all becoz of tat stupid THEIF!!!!!!!!!!
but de main reason i came back blogging wasn't jus to type this post.. but in fact my main purpose was to type de next post.. really need to release out all my anger.. at least by blogging.. or not i'm gonna start breaking things in my house..
i want my phone back...................
feel so lost without my k800i.. de phone tat i loved so much tat i kept so good care of it !!! >.<
how could these ppl be so inconsiderate!!!
-max-