My anecdote, my aberration

vroOOooom VRoooom ENGINE ^^ haha..

2007-07-09T06:19:00.000+08:00

lol.. the tittle itself sounds very childish huh? haha.. i kinda agree.. ah well.. lazy to change la.. jus leave it as it is..

*yawn~~* was jus about to head straight to my bed and pop dead.. but .. aiks.. almooooost terlupa to do something very important... hahaha.. to BLOG.. hmm..this is de 1st time i'm not blogging for myself.. argh.. there's always 1st times for everything huh ^^

anyway.. i've been kinda addicted to a Japanese drama tat has been screening in de tv recently.. and again.. it is NOT astro... it's from 8tv~~ guess most rich brats out there wouldn't have click onto this channel more den a handful times huh?? .. sigh..but no choice la for me.. BOH ASTRO ma~~ sigh....

haha..anyway.. de drama's tittle is "Engine" .. try downloading it.. it's really worth watching.. i reckon~...
all de while i haven't been much of a drama fan.. not so free like all those ah sam ah pek stay at home watch all those dramas and cry their eye balls out.. in fact.. i always tot : ISH ...go do something more beneficial la.. so big liao still cry... =.=

but...somehow ..this drama Engine manage to capture my attention.. in fact.. it's ONE HELL OF A DRAMA! i 100% recommend everybody to watch!! .. really really very touching.. and i din say i shed tears while watching it arh!! i'm jus saying.. it's a very touching and "gam dong" punya story la.. remember..i din cry arh.. got sand go in my eyes oni when i was watching.. ahhahhaha XD

"damn stupid la...make it so touching for wat.. make ppl cry oni"..this was wat 1 of my fren said after watching it.. and.. it's not a gal hor.. it's a guy!.. so.. u see.. this proves how chun de show is.. REALLY REALLY meaningful =).. so GALS!.. stop watching those taiwan dramas wif all de leng zai leng lui in it for a while.. take a break n watch this drama instead hehe.. de actor oso quite YENG de leh.. kaka

p.s : i've done my end of the bargain.. so how bout u? haha..u noe i'm talking to u .. get ur ass in tat clinic asap and get well fast!

hmmm.. yea.. i'm back.. for real =)

2007-07-05T03:13:00.000+08:00

lol..oso duno wat's happening to me.. out of a sudden.. jus when i was about to fall asleep while msging somebody important to me.. my computer jus turned on by itself and de word BLOG!!! appeared on de screen.. hoho..scary?.. not~~.. jus crapping la.. so wu liao~~ dun feel like sleepin.. so ma come blog lor.. so long nvr blog le.. really very 对不起 my blog and my frens haha..

but no worries.. I'M BACK ..i think~~ :P

anyway..jus a brief skin appearance report :

before redang trip~~
my skin fairnesss was something like tat.. well..ALMOOOOOST something like snow white :P hahahhaa

CURRENT~~
somewhat close to this stupid guy.. not de right 1.. de left 1 >.<

now i'm so dark i can't even see my own pimples~~~ WAAAAAA.... duno whether it's a good thing or a bad thing =.= .. even my mum hesitated to open de gate everytime i reached home >.< lol DISCRIMINATION!! ... sob.. wat's wrong wif being dark~~

hmmm.. how i wished tat person would apply de nivea whitening milk for me again :P DRINK MORE WATER ARH! but not cold drinks hor :P

TAG LIANG is back~~ =.=

2007-05-16T02:58:00.000+08:00

dau gei lui lui... i'm so gonna kacau u when i go back taylor's.. make me do such SHORT tag... THANK YOU~~~ =.=

Layer One : On The Outside
Name - Teh Teck Liang (a.k.a max...tecky..COW =.= oo yea..rat oso got )
Birth date - 12-03-88
Current Status - single lor..
Eye Colour - GREEN =.=
Hair Colour - GREEN ALSO!!
Righty or Lefty - righty and lefty... serious leh wei...i write wif right.but i play wif left (anyway..i mean ballgames )

Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage - Chinapek asli dari Cina
Your Fears - my mum and dad
Your Weakness - my dad's wife and her husband
Your Perfect Pizza - hawaiian.....~~ and my own home made pizza ^.^

Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up - F*** who de hell created de alarm clock..bising........
Your Bedtime - dun ask.. u'd drop ur jaw and wonder y i'm still alive
Your Most Missed Memory - tak tau wor... i live by de day..and forget de past

Layer Four : Your Picks
Pepsi or Coke - ROOT BEER!
McDonald's or Burger King - RAMLEE better and cheaper
Single or Group Dates - erm.. both bah
Adidas or Nike - ask me when i have de money 2 buy
Tea or Nestea - nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla - CHOCOLATE~~
Cappucino or coffee - waliu wei~~ wat is this.. questionaire from some beverage company isit!?!?

Layer Five : Do You...
Smoke - if u see me smoke.. slap urself.. ur DREAMING
Curse - rather often.. but not as often as my fren named JONATHAN..
Take a shower - abuthen.....
Think you've been in love - hmm ..guess so..
Go to school - if u mean de place where i go everyday to chat wif frens and waste time.. YEA
Want to get marry - yes.. but not now la =.=
Believe in yourself - yes..tat's y i'm called MAX ^^
Think you're a health freak - hmm..sometimes bah

Layer Six - In The Past Month
Drank alcohol - yup..
Eaten sushi - yup...
Dyed your hair - yup..

Layer Seven : Have You Even...
Played A Stripping Game - NO..~~. but hey..not a bad idea for redang trip ^^
Changed Who You Were To Fit In - nope..i love being myself.. though it sux.. but i'm proud of myself

Layer Eight : Age
You're HopingTo Be Married - duno laaa
For a - duno also lar..

Layer Nine : In a Girl / Guy
Best Eye Colour - dark brown
Best Hair Colour - dark brown
Short hair or Long Hair - both oso can la..as long she's sweet ^^

Layer Ten : What Were You
Doing1 min ago - @#!%!@$!$@# cursing this tag
1 Hour ago - complaining bout how i'm mistreated to my fren
4.5 Hours ago - being mistreated
1 month ago - erm... living my miserable life
1 year ago - aiyo... my brain is not a harddisc la wei..how 2 remember??

Layer Eleven : Finish the sentence
I love - YOU!
I feel - za-dou-ed by this tag
I hate - this tag!!!!
I hide - it's called hide! means i dun want u to noe
I miss - her
I need - monay monay monay~~~ $$$

i tag EVERYBODY ... jus bad luck for u to read my blog...especially yi mei!! hahahha wait so long to read.but end up get tagged :P BLUEK but thnx for teman-ing me chat for so long^^

ENGINEERING NERDS

2007-05-07T23:00:00.001+08:00

WE ENGINEERING STUDENTS AREN'T BORING,
WE ARE JUST EXCITED OVER BORING THINGS!
(kar hong, 2007)

lol..this really gave me quite a laugh.. WE ARE NERDS!@!#!@$@#!! so wat?? canot isit..wahahhaa.. ur country was built by nerds oso ok??

yeayea.. leng lui tsae yun and dau gei lui lui.. i'll do de tags later... .SOOOOOOOOOON

YES !~~!~!I REMEMBER MY ID AND PASSWORD!!

2007-04-28T22:26:00.000+08:00

FINALLY!!!.. after 2 hours of random entry of ID and password.. from tehteckliang88 to iamlengzai88~~~I MANAGE 2 LOG IN!!! .. too long din log in blogger liao maaa :P

lol.. haven't been blogging since when arh.. since Ching Dynasty bah.. duno la..too long till i can't remember myself >.<

UNI la......so DAMN beeeeezeeeee .. haha..but it's not de main reason y i can't blog.. it's jus becoz i keep procrastinating.. de fact is tat if i jus had A LITTTLE~~~ bit more of self control and time management.. blogging wouldn't be a prob.. haha.. but u noe me la--->Mr. there's-still-2moro-so-fast-do-for-what??

anywya.. not here 2 really blog actually :P .. got a lot of interesting stuff to blog de.. but too piggy lazy liao >.<>.<

but hey! i will nvr leave a blog entry as empty as this.. so.. here's jus a interesting video made by a proud malaysian..
de video became VERY VERY famous in jus days.. it even appeared in de newspapers... COOL~~

attn : it's a bit bit bit bit racist.. and oso abit 18-sx LOL.. ( oh yea..1 more thing.. it's best if u understand HOKKIEN lol)

teck liang = tag liang?? 0.o

2007-03-10T14:19:00.000+08:00

long time no blogging jor.. nohting much happened in new uni life~~ sianz.. jus back to tag tag tag... hehe.. quite fun .. tag from si BEAST and si dau gei jen er..

These are the rules: Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!
(copied this from wei liang's blog.. yer.. gay font colour hor )

anyway.. DANG DANG DANG~~ top 6 weird stuff about me, myself and i :

1. i had my molar tooth extracted at de age of 15 while de doctor said average ppl oni had their 1st molar tooth by de age of 20++ .. BIG BIG hole in my mouth ><

2. i've got TRIPLE layer eyelids .. wahahhaha.. alot of gals who desire double layer really gonna smack me for this..

3. i oni have an average of 5 hours of sleep everyday @.@ i duno y ppl still call me pig sob>.<

4. at night.. as in after dinner till bed time ..i could drink up to 2-3 bottles of 1.5 litre water.. =.= duno y i become so thirsty.. at least i dun drink blood huh!?

5. most guys have their harddisc fully stashed wif porn.. but i DON'T... aint i weird ? LOL

6. there's 1 thing that can cure my feelings no matter wat... MUSIC ^^..

i wana tag~~:

1. jac kee
2. jie how
3. sean der @ mou mou
4. shie ming
5. si keat
6. matthew

dun worry guys..it's kinda fun to find tat ur a weirdo ^^

FOUNDER'S DAY!!! a bit bit belated though :P

2007-02-27T01:41:00.002+08:00

YOU MONKEYS BETTER LISTEN TO MY ORDERS OR AAAIIII WILL SQUuUASH YER B@LLS!!!
that was de FIRST ever command we heard when we joined an international uniform body in catholic high school --- SCOUTS =)

22nd of february of every year is de day when all scouts or ex-scouts would say..........
"EH? today wat day arh? y i feel macam special abit one.. isit my galfren's b'day or something @.@.. DAMN ..better get rdy some flowers.."

of coz not la! it's SCOUTS FOUNDER'S DAY !! it's also de birth date of our founder..
---->>> LORD Baden Powell..

SEE ANY SIMILARITIES!!??!?!?
i dooOOO see SOME :P ... if u say no arh.. leave my blog! XD wahahahaaha.. mayb they would call me LORD Max Teh or something v^.^v

ever since i left scouts after graduating from catholic high.. i felt something break lose apart from me >.<
how i miss de days when we could monkey around like nobody's business ^^ scouts life is definitely something i will NEVER forget for de rest of my life =)

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we were so pure hearted that we thought middle fingers meant "PEACE" :P

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we FEAR NO FIRE!! [notice: we set de steamboat table on fire on purpose just to take a decent photo XD]

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we had 4 arms???

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we tot taking pics like tat was so cool LOL..

THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when our beloved kim chew was still de ONE AND ONLY.. GAYLORD!
lol.. kim chew.. u have 2 wait another 2 yers to kill me ..hahahhahahhaha XD

ONCE A SCOUT, ALWAYS A SCOUT. rock on, my fellow scouts!!! =)

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR~!!!

2007-02-16T20:59:00.002+08:00

chinese new year is jus around de corner guys!!!!! and this means MONEY MONEY MONEY!! wahahhahah.. yes..got money buy new handphone liao like tat !!!

anyway.. i wwill be goin back hometown till next week..which means no internet for almost a week.. so see u guys by then =)

bubbye..

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

YES.. i'm no longer de maid

2007-02-16T18:37:00.000+08:00

FINALLY... it was a month since my old maid left for indonesia.. and for good =(
and u noe wat tat means? it means it's been a month since all de housework in de house became my responsibility @.@

liang~~ boil water~~
liang~~ sweep de floor and mop it as well hor~~
liang~~ y rice still not cooked??
liang~~ fold de clothes~~
liang~~ water de plant hor..

WOW>> I WAS A FREE LABOUR FOR A MONTH!!! macam male version of CINDERELLA b4 she became a princess! =.=

STRESSS STREESSSS ..and TIRING!!.. finally somebody has arrived 2 take on this responsibility!! wahahahahhaha..pity her :P

but new maid doesn't make my life much easier.. as i became de one responsible of teaching her EVERYTHING =.=
i even had 2 teach her how pronounce my name~~[HARDEST teaching of all]

my new maid's name is Yati..

YATI: tuan muda..
ME : oh janganlah panggil saya tuan muda.. sangat FUNNY la wei =.=
YATI: baiklah.. kau nak ku panggilkan kau apa nama ?
ME : panggil saya Liang saja dah cukup..
YATI : oo Yaaang la.......
ME : haha.. noo nooo.. bukan Yaang.. nama saya Liang..
YATI : yalaaa =.= Yaaaang la
ME : NOT "Y" la ..YANG ialah KAMBING >.< ~~ "L" laaa... L-I-A-N-G... LLLLLiang!!!!
YATI : ooooo tau laaa Yaaang..
ME : *SPEECHLESS*

** i feel so GOAT-ish after being called Yaang =.= **

@@@ moments later @@@

YATI : Yaang.. mana letak kunci ya?
ME : MeeEEeeEEekkk MeeEeekkk~~~ ^=.=^

*GREAT .. now i've grown horns ^=.=^ and sound like a goat ^^ swt =.="*
prolly i should get a goatee tooo =)

yea.. not all are bad

2007-02-11T14:47:00.000+08:00

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.. got really PISSED these few days coz i lost something really valuable to me.. and it happened to be some rotten malays who stole it..

but yea.. like wat my frens say.. not all muslims are bad.. some are really good oso.. tat i really agree.. tat's becoz i've made acquaintance wif some of those goodie goodie ones.. they;re certainly unlike their screwed up counterparts.. just tat i was really so boiled up tat i made such dirty remarks..

nonetheless.. i will never bring down de previous posts.. i wont back down.. coz wat i say is true..
I WILL SAY WAT I WANA SAY.. I WILL DO WAT I WANA DO.. tat's wat life is all bout right ^^.. hehe..

ATTENTION: the previous post is jus to critisize those black sheeps in de malay community.. NOT all are bad and mean.. haha.. de same goes for us chinese oso actually.. so dun be surprised if u suddenly come up wif a post critisizing some shit ass chinese.. v^.^v

oh yea btw.. HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY everybody! and plz dun send me those chain mails or sms regarding wat wat if i dun forward my love life will be cursed =.= ... u'll be so sorry to have ur name apppearing in my blog ...wahahhahahahahahhaha... i'm sooo evil ^^

HANDPHONE LOST (vulgar version post) 18-SG

2007-02-10T05:06:00.000+08:00

this is a pissed off version of de previous post .. which is de main reason i came back blogging.. u could oni understand wat i'm talking bout after u read de previous post..

BUT..

WARNING : IF YOU DO NOT HAVE HIGH TOLERANCE FOR VULGARITY .. PLZ TURN AWAY FROM THIS POST.. this post is jus for me to release my infuriation...

for those who decided to continue on reading.. jus highlight de bottom part .. or jus press Ctrl+A.. i'm jus hiding this post in this way so tat all de goodie goodie readers wouldn't get disturbed by de serious vulgarity..lol

first and foremost .. jus wana say sorry to all my pro-malay frens or my malay frens.. coz this post is 100% ANTI-MALAY babi post..

my phone jus got stolen 12 hours ago.. and i can 100% confirm to you tat it was those FUCKED UP brown skin MALAY PORKS who stole it .. and dun doubt wat i'm saying.. coz there were oni those PIGS around de vicinity.. and jus b4 my bag got lost.. a couple of suspicious P-I-Gs were sitting on de bench where we placed our bags.. and IF till now ur still not convinced tat it was those BABIS who did it.. and IF u think it's jus becoz of my discrimination towards them that lead me to conclude tat it was those babis who did it.. PLZ SHOO OFF from my blog!!!

HOW COULD THOSE FCUKED UP BABIs be so inconsiderate.. taking away somebody else's precious stuff jus to earn some money.. wat have their friggin ISLAM education taught them all this years???? HOW TO BE A GREAT SCREWED UP PIG? HOW TO STEAL??? or HOW TO BE A USELESS JUNK OF SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!??? or HOW MANY INCHES OF SKIN TO CUT OFF FROM THEIR DICK everytime they khatan.. =.=

and all these bunch of "goodie goodie" BABIs still think they have such high moral values compared to de other races in the society.. always pointing fingers at us chinese saying tat we are de ones who brought down de morale standard of de society.. saying tat de chinese youngster have no discipline at all.. SO WAT IF WE CHINESE KISS AND HUG IN PUBLIC.. OUR RELIGION allows tat.. so SHUDUP U FUCKING MALAY government.. why can't they realize it's those malay couples who have sex in those secluded parks... and hell yea wat i'm saying is true.. those malay couples dun seem to have a bed to have sex on.. or prolly they wanted 2 try enjoying de pleasure in de arms of MOTHER NATURE..

it's been a tradition for us chinese to burn firecrackers during chinese new year.. it's an auspicious and joyful tradition for us chinese... but those OTAK UDANG PUNYA government had to ban firecrackers becoz their pig frens were too dumb to play firecrackers safely.. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF CHINESE GETTING HURT FOR PLAYING FIRE CRACKERS???!??!?! all this while.. there were oni news of PIGS got severely burnt and their PIG HOUSES blazed by fire jus becoz of their stupidity... they're jus to SOHAI to realize they dun have enuf IQ to handle those firecrackers safely..

BAN MALAYS FROM PLAYING FIRECRACKERS la.!!!!! WHY INVOLVE US CHINESE!! FRIGGIN USELESS GOVERNMENT ! SUE ME la BAN abdullah badawi =.= but i guess the malay government is jus too busy receiving rasuah to bother bout this ANTI MALAY post..

and it's a known fact that if anything were to be missing in all those national service camps.. it had to be all those pigs' doings... who else would be so cheapskate to even steal a nokia 3310 and toilet papers =.=

and could u imagine these PIGS actually pay a handsome sum of money jus to fly to makkah jus to wat wat mengerja haji isit ?? DO U NOE HOW MANY "INNOCENT" PIGS DIE after being stampede by millions of their own PIGGY counterparts?? AND THEY STILL CALL THIS A HOOOOOLY thing =.= how smart~~~~~

AND WORST STILL .. all these are happening while their so called "ah gong" oni knows how to sit comfortably in his pig throne being de KING OF DE BOARS and growing a big fat belly..

FUCK U ALL MALAY BASTARDS .. jus throw away all ur so called holy scripture AL_QURAN =.= wat's de use of it if ur still acting like real pigs..

really sorry to my malay frens.. but if u aint pleased with wat i jus posted ..come look for me..

this is de end of my ANGRY Post.. sorry for contaminating ur minds wif such personal views of mine..and btw.. i've just had a new ambition in mind.. BE RICH AND POWERFUL.. so tat i can turn this country in2 a pig-free country.. no more malaysia.. CHINESIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm back for good..but for a bad cause and a sad 1 too

2007-02-10T03:52:00.000+08:00

some of you might be quite familiar wif this phone, sony ericsson k800i, prolly u guys remembered me using it.. but as of 9 Febuary 2007.. it has departed from my possesion becoz of some useless jerks who noe nothing but stealing.

it was jus like any holiday mornings.. woke up super late in de morning.. bought myself brunch den went for my usual routines of futsal session wif de old futsal gang at sports planet near Monash..

we dumped our bags on de bench jus BESIDE de futsal pitch and jumped in2 de pitch and had great time as usual.. but we were cautious enought to make sure somebody was on guard taking care of our properties.. nevertheless ...IT STILL happened

i oni started to realize my bag was missing amidst de pile of bags.. at 1st i still tot it was my frens playing a prank on me.. so i still wasn't tat worried.. but after finding all over de place.. there was still no sight of my bag.. tat's when i realize this was NO prank..! my bag was really gone..! and it contained my handphone.. wallet and housekeys!!

ran all over de place like a mad man searching for my bag.. fortunately minutes later my frens found my bag from de lost and found counter... but all what was left in de bag was jus de extra shirt i brought and my housekeys.. NO MORE WALLET AND HANDPHONE.. it was den i realized somebody stole my stuff and jus ditched my bag in de toilet where it was found by a worker there..

i was damn lost and confused of wat to do coz MY HANDPHONE and WALLET were still missing!! luckily tze ping was calm enuf to search de toilet again.. and FORTUNATELY my wallet was found!!!!!!! ok..at least 1 more missing item found.. MY IC!! but as usual.. no more money in it =.= de stupid fella stole all de money and dumped my wallet in de toilet..

finally.. i had to face d painful fact tat my handphone is no longer to be found anymore..

DAMN THAT STUPID THEIF.. took away my most precious possesion right in front of me..
and i still can't believe they manage 2 steal it right under our nose...

got back home and found out another bad thing had happened.. i left de clothes outside de house and it rained =.= GREAT..jus GREAT.. how LUCKY i am!!!!!!!

de worst thing was.. got a loooooong scolding from my parents after they found out my phone got stolen.. DANG.. i'm oledi dam sad of de lost of my handphone still need to get lecture like tat..WTF!!! this is all becoz of tat stupid THEIF!!!!!!!!!!

but de main reason i came back blogging wasn't jus to type this post.. but in fact my main purpose was to type de next post.. really need to release out all my anger.. at least by blogging.. or not i'm gonna start breaking things in my house..

i want my phone back...................
feel so lost without my k800i.. de phone tat i loved so much tat i kept so good care of it !!! >.<
how could these ppl be so inconsiderate!!!

on pause

2007-01-17T13:04:00.000+08:00

hihi everybody.. hehe.. sorry for not updating for so long .. haha.. surely din see my msn personal msg leh..

anyway.. i've decided to put my blog on pause.. haven't really been in de mood to blog.. neither have de inspiration ..
dun worry.. it's jus a COMMA.. not a full-stop.

I WILL BE BACK.. hope she will too soon

ACCIDENTAL CLUBBING

2006-12-26T18:46:00.000+08:00

it's christmas time again~~~

it was christmas eve.. but no planning ..no outing or anything much 2 do..SIANZ~~~
but something happened out of de blues.. and de night turned soooo eventful ^^

9.45 pm (straight after dinner)
got a call from yee xian asking me whether i want 2 go cau gei at a cyber cafe called RUSH!.. well..since nothing 2 do for de night..so go along lor~

10.23pm
richard came to pick both yee xian and i to RUSH .. and since it was suppose to be a cau gei session... we both wore oni T shirt..short pants and selipars.. showing our manhood (a.k.a our bush leg hair)

10.30pm
reached jie how's house to pick him up.. yee xian and i saw him wif super nice spiked hair.. wearing a stunning shirt and a jeans.. and we were like laughing our ass out.. ***cause at this stage.. both of us were sitll thinking tat we're on our way to a cyber cafe near Eastin hotel -___-

10.33pm( sometime during de car ride)
i htink jie how noticed my manly leg hairs.. and my SELIPARS -.- den i looked back at his spiked hair.. and fully covered legs..

NOTICE: at this stage ...yee xian and i STILL tot RUSH is a cyber cafe.. on de other hand.. richard and jie how expect we both noe tat RUSH is in fact a CLUB!!!!#!!#!#$!

**conversation between jie how, yee xian and i**
jie how: u guys noe where're we goin right?
yx and i : sure la... RUSH maa.. near eastin hotel maaa
jie how: ooo okok...

*short pause*

jie how: den y u all wearing short pants and selipars leh?
yx and i: go cyber play DOTA maaa.. or not wear tuxedo go meh 0.o
jie how: *speechless* *grabbing his forehead* OOOOOOh my God lor~~

tat's when we actually found out we're actually NOT on our way to RUSH de cyber face.. but in fact RUSH de CLUB.. ~~~~~~~~~~we were actually on our way to clubbing -_____-

*STUNNED* but we were laughing our heads off cause such a misunderstanding could actually happend >.<

11.40 pm.
finally reached... de beat was so awesome that my legs started to jump once i stepped in2 it ^^

so de party started~~ DRINK DANCE DRINK DANCE and drink again~~ yea baby YEAAA

0% drunk.. i guess..

10% drunk.. starting 2 do stupid stuff (etc. thought de glow in de dark sticks are really cool -___-) notice jie how's face.. SUPER RED

20% drunk.. camwhoring loll..face blushing like new year's angpau

*STILL DANCING ~~* yea baby ... de beat was so strong i think it would even awaken de dead.. ^^

35% drunk.. i can't even look properly at de cam LOL.. hey..my shirt glows in de dark!!

k... ithink almost 50% drunk liao... half way stripping liao.. hahhaha.. NO LA>> kai feng unzip my shirt 1 >.<>

3 am something
finally it ended.. de craze ended >.<>.< went to a nearby mamak to get some drinks.. clear our mabuk-ness @.@~~

4am soemthing..
finally reached home... almsot tried to climb over my gate coz i forgot tat i've got de keys >.<>.<

*this is how u would look like if u leave ur gel/ clay or hair spray on without washing ur hair*
haha.. not bad leh..gave my mum quite a shock .w.ahhahahahah

the ultimate proof of being in de club.. omg.. lucky my parents din see tat.. or not i got alot of explanation 2 do >.<

de CLEANED toilet bowl... clean clean clean~~ no stain..(no evidence of me vomitting on it left behind)

YAY~~ i'm finally no longer a virgin~~ CLUBBINg virgin that is ..not de physical kind of virgin -___-

note to self: do not drink too much alcohol .. dun wana end up hogging de toilet bowl again

mission : BRING SHIE MING TO DE CLUB!!! whahahaahahha.. bullly me somemore laa!! :P

MAMAK MAMAK~~

2006-12-18T11:47:00.000+08:00

holiday liao lor~~

holiday do wat.. go cyber cafe cau gei lor.. den after cau gei do wat... yam cha lor~~~
(usual cyber routine)

well ..we ended up in a rather famous mamak in taman mayang jaya.. called Williams( they have a name for a mamak 0.o.. u can see how famous it is)
brief introduction: Williams is a mamak by de road side.. de owner is a Chinese.. de ironic thing is .. if u talk 2 him in either Chinese or English.. he'll jus reply in MALAY =.= .. swt swt swt
but i later found out tat's because he and his family have converted to Muslim.. oh yea yea btw.. this williams and de owner of Murni are brothers ^^.. cool right..de muslim converted bros manage 2 set up 2 very very famous mamaks.. i'm sure u've heard of it b4 if ur quite a YUPPIE ^^

anyway.. something stupid happened in de mamak..
jian jun ordered longan out of de blues.. wierd right..go mamak order longan.. well ok lor..nvrmin lor..den suddenly our SMART RICHARD had no idea wat 2 order.. so he ordered LONGAN as well.. wat more was tat he ordered THREEE in a short.. made decisions for my other frens -.-
DE WORST THING WAS.. I OSO DUMB DUMB FOLLOW THEIR ORDER.. satu longan lagi BOSS =.= .. i regreted uttering those words..

we finally ended up with these ~~
compare de size to a normal teh tarik.. can you see de SMAAAAAALL difference??
at least 4 times de volume 0.o
AND THERE WERE SIX LONGANS~~ which is ..let me see.. 24 teh tariks? AT LEAST!

in de end.... ten 18 yer old teenagers goin home wif a big fat round tummy ^^

YES>>I FINALLY UPDATED GUYS!! happy for me?? hehe.. actually this happened almost 2 weeks ago.. alot of stuff happened but i lazy 2 blog :P

Max lost in action?

2006-12-01T01:11:00.000+08:00

hmm..mayb some of u would be wondering where have i been recently... : howcome de nerd max tecky din on9 anymore 1 >.> ..and howcome no more max tecky kacau-ing my chatbox 1 .. ^^ haha..tat's becoz i've been having a class trip to genting since monday.. and i had to go back straight to work as soon as i came back from genting on wednesday.. how pathetic was tat..

anyway..jus a very very brief post on genting.. i've jus got 1 word 2 describe genting... "FUN"

basically it's jus like any other normal trips to genting which includes endless heart-stopping thrill rides.. sleepless nights playing poker and chasing/being chased by genting security guards... and non stop crap talking.. ^^..haha

but the most unforgettable event during de genting trip was de part where de cable car suddenly STOP all of a sudden in de middle of NOWHERE above high grounds.. wat made things even more horrifying was tat de sudden stop of de cable cars actually caused de whole cable car which we were in to actually propogate UP and DOWN!!! OH MY~~~ imagine how u would feel if u were stuck in a metal box few hundred meters away from de ground with only a metal wire which is relatively bigger in diameters compared to de normal telephone wires..
let me tell u something ... CABLES CAR RIDES ARE EVEN MORE THRILLING DEN THOSE SO CALLED "THRILL RIDES" IN GENTING THEME PARK !!! and i din noe the tour package to genting actually includes this "THRILLING" cable car ride -_______-

but nevertheless.. i'm VERY VERY proud of myself ^^ coz i actually managed to muster de courage to attempt de THRILLEST of all THRILL RIDES.. ~~~~ DE SPACE SHOT!!~~ and it wasn't jus once..it was TWICE(my heart stop beating twice in jus a day) @.@~~~~ not only that.. FOUR times of flying coaster.. corkscrew laa..and alot alot other ci gek ci gek punya rides.. so fun~~ ^^ but too bad.. i was afraid of losing my hp when i sit all those rides..so din brought along to take any pics..

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the picture taken while we were screaming like lil gals from de cable car

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who says those under 21 canot enter de casino!?!?!

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anyway.. bout de job i mentioned earlier.....

i've been working as a data entry typist recently in a small small survey company in damansara intan.. sianz la stay at home all day.. better i go work and exercise my fingers and earn extra pocket money ^^

but i can tell u 1 thing.. IT IS NOT EASY AS IT SOUNDS!!.. u think typing de whole day very fun arh..
1. fingers goin 2 break
2. wrist feel like it's goin 2 fall off too
3. my eye balls are dying softly day by day
4. LIE TO DE BIG BOSS JUS TO SAVE UR SMALL LIL MANAGER's ASS!!!!
5. mental torture
6. OVER TIME without extra pay!!!

sigh.. well.. so this is call WORKING LIFE la.. suddenly i feel like a working adult already at de age of 18 ^^
wahhahahahha.. been working from day till 10 pm u noe?!??!?! even later den my workacoholic mum ...

and my frens and i were really damn pissed because we had to work SOOOO late tat de other full time workers went back and left jus we 3 part time workers in de office !!!!! 0.o wat de heck.. part time workers working later den full time workers?!?!?!??! R#%&@#*%#@)*&)#$!$
and we had 2 lock de office up ourself -.-

i was damn pissed tat i turned de BAD side of me ON ..kekekekkeke
took back home some of de stuff from de office to mollify de BU-SHUANGnesss in me.. ^^

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*STOLEN GOODS*
-cable.. keychain..a energizer battery and a BLUETOOTH PORT!!

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sounds pathetic huh? taking these stuff back without asking.. hmm i think it's called STEALING .. hahahahahaha..

sigh..well..too bad this bad side of me wouldn't last long.. these stuff would be back at it's rightful place 2moroo morning.. ^^ so much for being a bad boy ><

for de sake of clearing de dust in my blog

2006-11-26T00:46:00.000+08:00

i'm jus here so tat my blog doesn't collect too much internet dust.. really not in de mood to blog :P jus too tired these days..duno y .. it's not like i dun have enuf sleep.. i've been sleeping around 2 am recently.. it's sooooo not me oledi.. no more night owl max ><

anyway..jus had prom.. PROLLY post some pics..PROLLY wont'.. but dun ask bout me prom..

anyway~~~ hehe.. there's this survey discussion on 2 and 3 december held by a surveying company whereby u jus have 2 sit wif a group of yuppies between de age of 18-24 and chat for 2 hours... basically they jus want ur feedback about some products or mayb some trend bout something or somebody or somewhere... i duno la..bout some topic la.. and de best thing is.. u get rm80 for jus chatting for 2 hours ( if ur brain functions well..u should prolly conclude tat u'll get rm40 per hour).. sounds very catchy huh? haha and yea..no kidding..there's no catch.. but dun worry..i think de company earns MUCH MUCH more den wat they're paying u for de survey.. so anybody interested can jus contact me.. my number is 012-XXXXXXX and 03-XXXXXXXX .. u should be having oledi my number la -.-

dun worry ^^..i'm not being emo or any sort.. juuuuuuuuuuusssss beeeing lazy max ^^ i've been working too much during de day.. should get a day off -____-

bore => boring => bored

2006-11-16T03:01:00.000+08:00

chem over but still left spec maths to defeat!!.. sigh..ppl can happy happy liao after chem.. but me!! i have 2 stay up and study for spec maths.. how sad is tat!!

sooo sooooOOOO bored

i'm so bored i could come here and blog nonsense.. since it's MY BLOG :P

i'm so bored i could just CAM WHORE -_____-
just to see how stupid i look ^^

i'm sooooo bored i could jus kick somebody right ON DE SPOT!..

jus to see how strong my legs are...

i'm soo bored i could take a gun and shoot myself :)
jus to feel de breeze in my brains

i'm so bored i could jus take a picture of de sky and view it on my phone...
jus to see de beauty of nature through technology

but no matter how bored i am..i wouldn't do these...!!!

try kissing de cameraor molest each other LOL

but no matter wat.. i will always remember de glorious days of being a scout
ONCE A SCOUT ALWAYS A SCOUT :)

it's so fun to be bored ^^

a good ending

2006-11-10T02:03:00.000+08:00

i'm not suppose to be here.. not suppose to blog.. and not suppose to on9.. UNTIIILLL after finals.. so u guys jus pretend there's no post here.. jus pretend ur not reading my blog..AND jus pretend nothing ever happened k? hehe..

was suddenly awakened very very early in de morning..by de noisy ringtone of my handphone.. and it was a familiar voice which came out from it.. my gay fren:yee xian.. haha

yx: hey.. wat u doin??
me: sleeping la duh -_____-
yx: hey..u noe wat time is it now???
me: sure i noe la..
yx: den u say la!..wat time is it.?!?!
me: my SLEEPING TIME la DIU (wif a grumpy tone)
yx: maths exam la 2day.. now 6.10am larh boy ...

den oni i realised.. I AM LATE!!!! FOR MY MATHS FINALS!!! de exam's in jus less than an hour.. and i have 2 be there in 20 mins.. -_______________-

HOWEVER.. it was a miracle i still manage to reach in time.. THOUGH without properly setting my hair.. jeans oso din wear properly.. wif the bottom still folded up showing my socks(so nerdy right)...no time to find my belt... i wonder whether i changed my shirt ? hmm.. arh..who cares.. as long i make it in time for my exam..

ok.. another breaking news:
I SCREWED MYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAATHS ~~~~~~~~~~
sigh.. din manage to finish de paper.. sigh.. screw my head-_______-

anyway.. people always say: DON'T WORRY..BE HAPPY.. things will turn out jus fine at de end of de day :) ... and u noe wat ...they were right :) and .YEA..they were right :)

got a postcard from my sis who's been studying in Scotland since june.. hmm.. it's been 4 or 5 months right i guess? though it's jus a normal postcard..but it elated me.. and so.. it made me end my day wif a smile :) thank you.. haha..oh yea.. i still owe my sis a testi for her frenster..aargh.. who cares :P..

PLAYLIST TAG.. FUN I GUESS

2006-10-26T03:23:00.001+08:00

hmm.. was jus about to throw myself to bed.. but i remembered i still have something left undone.. and i seriously can't sleep without figuring it out wat's tat thing..DEN FINALLY.. i remembered.. de tag which i was indirectly tagged by shuang..so much for being a good fren and wishing her happy b'day -____- lol ..better faster finish it or not i'm gonna have nightmares of shuang strangling me " TECKY~~~ DONE MY TAG~?" yer.. creepy >.<

ok..here goes.. read many stupid answers in their blogs..LOL.. hope my i-Tunes behaves >.<

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Here’s how you play the game:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense.
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers , give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
sugarcult - stuck in america
huh??? -_____- more like stuck in my own home jail..

Will you get far in life?
Jay chow - ting ma ma de hua(translation-listen to wat ur mom says)
aduh!!.. i have 2 be MAMA's boy to be successful.. yer..so sissy >.<

How do your friends see you?
Tata young - sexy, naughty, bitchy me
-________________- no comment.. anyway this only applies on gals right!??!

Will you get married?
simple plan - perfect world
YEA BABY YEA~~~~ tat's wat i'm talking~~!

What is your best friend’s theme song?
pocahontas - listen to your heart
hmm.. i think this song belongs to some gal..

What is the story of your life?
simple plan - perfect
WHAHAHHAHAHAHHA .. now i love my i-TUNES man.. OH WAIT... NOBODY IS PERFECT!!.. now i'm nobody~~ :(

What was high school like?
Mousse T - horny
LOL..BINGO!! yesh yesh yesh..i've got a lot of horny frens.. and HORNY TEACHERS..

How can you get ahead in life?
david gray - the other side
hmm..wat does this mean..? go overseas? or jus move in wif the hot chick on de other side of my taman =.=

What is the best thing about your friends?
F.I.R - get high
SEE I TOLD U!! i've got alot of HORNY FRENS!! .. they get high easily

What is in store for this weekend?
comic boyz - hey hah! (some kind of hippy beach song)
hmm... dun think i'll be relaxing anywhere near de beach this weekend.. finals coming leh~~

What song describes you?
Zhang zhi chen - ling chen san dian zhong (midnight 3 am)
hey..this is damn accurate man!! i'm a night owl.. and my brain is optimum at 3 am! cool cool~~

To describe your grandparents?
creed - with arms wide open
yup.. everytime i visit them..they'd welcome me wif arms wide open ^^ sigh.. but now i'm oni left wif my grandma on my dad's side.. hope she lives a healthy and prosperous life ^^

How is your life going?
westlife - bob bob baby
yeameh?? so incorrect lor.. i'm having a stressful and un-baby life

What song will they play at your funeral?
the all-american rejects - straightjacket feeling
-____- i die liao still got feelings 1 meh..

How does the world see you?
30 seconds to mars - the kill
WTF..?? de whole world sees me as a prey?? CRUEL WORLD

Will you have a happy life?
mario vasques - gallery
huh? dun understand leh... mayb i will mayb i will not.. 50 50 chance to have a happy life

What do your friends really think of you?
the click five - pop princess
wtf.. they shoud have a song pop prince.. hehe..well yea.. kinda accurate... i'm always caught having listen 2 music in class.. life's jus dull without music DONT U THINK SO??

Do people secretly lust after you?
wilber pan - wo de mai ke feng ( translation: my microphone)
oh crap..there's ppl lusting over my "microphone" !!! hey..not a bad thing huh.? hope it's some hot chick who blows well :P ^^

How can I make myself happy?
justin - hao ren (translation : good samaritan)
guess it's my destiny to be a good guy huh? hehe.. but i hate being de good guy!! get bullied oni =.= how 2 survive in this cruel, u eat me i eat u world @.@

What should you do with your life?
the moffats - love
yea baby yea~.. i'm a LOVE MACHINE

Will you ever have children?
nickleback feat. saliva - hero
cool..my children are born 2 be heroes ^^... eheh..den i'd have a family like de INCREDIBLES

i tag arh... EVERYONE WHO's READING THIS!! wahahahhaha.. but seriously everyone should try.. it's fun .. and it really gives u quite a laugh ^^

SLIM3 B@LL

2006-10-20T01:17:00.000+08:00

wednesday was de last time for us 2 do experiment in taylor's lab.. hmm.. can't really call it an experiment.. more like pure entertainment.. we made SLIME BALLS @@@@@@@@ ^^

SLIME BALL REPORT

TOPIC: Slime balls is fun^^
OBJECTIVE: to do watever we can do wif a slime ball
HYPOTHESIS:
1. the more botax in the compound.. the slimier the slime ball is..
2. miss tan is becoming a more and more of a fun teacher by de end of the year..

Independent variable : ratio of botax and PVC/amount of slime ball produced
dependent variable : slimyness of de slime balls/ amount of fun we had
constant variable : usual crazy S3-ers

Material:
botax, PVC, a tolerant teacher, a bunch of monkeys and a tinge of craziness and gayness

Procedure :
1. 20 ml of PVC and 5 ml of botax poured in2 a beaker.
2. de mixture is stirred.
3. no need 2 take down any obvervation.. coz there's none -___-" jus have fun wif de slime ball LOL ^^

Result:

ignore de finger LOL... see wat de slime could do ^^

it's a snake on de table.. but u'll have 2 look properly.. coz de thingy is transparent >.<

let's jus pretend we duno wat's han meng doin wif tat fake dildo replicated from de slime

chump chump chump.. yummy~~

chump chump chump again.. ok.. i look stupid..

CONCLUSION:
i'm gonna miss S3 and all my other frens in taylor's ... all de best.. and study hard SAM-ers.. finals is right around de corner >.<

p.s. : i noe my report is a bit weird.. lol.. tat's becoz i oni copy others ppl's lab report every single time..

MALU MALU MALU !! >.<

2006-10-12T06:19:00.000+08:00

lol..did one of the very MOST terSTUPIDEST sekali thing today.. LOL

ok..it started of wif kim chew(aka GAYLORD) and i fooling around like 2 lil monkeys outside his classroom.. den it was time for kim chew to go back for class.. and de setting was like tat..

kim chew was standing near de door of his classroom.. while i was along de corridoor when de STUPIDEST thing happened

lol.. and i seriously duno wat got over me.. i yelled GAY at him !! but..~~~

the VERY moment i started to yell.. kim chew's teacher appeared RIGHT IN BETWEEN US!! where my finger was pointing!! i saw her face right in front of kim chew's .. but jus wasn't in time 2 stop de vibration in my throat.. and the BIG word roared out from my mouth.. "GAY"!!!

next moment.. his teacher stoned... i stoned 0.0 ..both staring blankly at each other ~~~~~
-____- de oni thing tat was in my mind was..I'm SOOO DEAD!!

ending of our mischieve:

stupid gaylord kim chew laughed like he never laughed b4... -______-

the teacher pondering bout her appearance -______-

ME ?? SPEECHLESS -____________-

lol..but i had a great laugh after tat.. can't stop laughing thinking bout my stupidity.. wakakkaka..

p.s. : my comic drawing sux.. hehe..anybody who wants to draw a new set of comics for this post can send them to me..

2006-10-06T18:16:00.000+08:00

ok go-here it goes again

nigel recommended me to watch this video quite some time ago.. and it's really cool.. so i tot i'd share wif u guys.. enjoy.. seirously a MUST WATCH..

i cared..he cared?

2006-10-03T01:08:00.000+08:00

hey..i'm baaaack.. badboyz4life!! anyway..hav to admit..i was away so long from de blogging world becoz i was too busy wif DOTA!!![de greatest game on earth]!!! at least tat's wat most guys think ..right guys??? agree wif me?? now this game is really really getting on us man.. now even chun wei si keat and zhen yuan who had no interest at all in dota are addicted too!! IT's CONTAGIOUS!!

[WARNING: THOSE WHO HAVEN'T STARTED PLAYING DOTA.. PLZ DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT IT.. U WOULDN'T WANT TO DROP INTO THIS "TRAP"]

anyway.. something happened jus now ..and it brought me back to this blogging world.. hehe..manage 2 put my dota world aside while i express my feelings here...

an hour ago.. it started raining heavily.. it turned out to b jus a normal downpour from the heavens.. probably somebody spilled some water from up there..

30 minutes ago.. lightning started to strike everywhere .. continuously and simultaneously >.< very scary wor.. must be somebody playing wif electricity up there .. swt..

20 minutes ago.. heard a faint yell from de toilet where my bro was.. jus a second after tat.. a HUGE lightning(duno wat adjective to use leh) struck de vicinity of my home.. and cut de electricity instantaneously..

a total blackout...

i didn't noe wat i was feeling... or rather i didn't feel anything at all.. wasn't scared at all.. all i did was dropped de stuff on my hand and rushed to de toilet and yelled for my brother.. in which.. he happened to be doin the same thing.. but was rushing OUT from de toilet wif jus a towel covering U NOE WAT..
i couldn't see anything at all at tat moment.. but somehow both of us managed 2 find our way and kinda "met" each other in de total darkness...
i hate to say this.. but i felt RELIEVED! to see my brother alive? probably wat i felt was something family-ish :) ..
well..jus glad tat nobody's hurt or anything.. including my beloved computer ^^

MORAL : APPRECIATE EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING U HAVE NOW! CAUSE THEY MIGHT JUST LEAVE YOU IN JUST A SPLIT SECOND.. HAVE A GOOD DAY :)

MR. Bionic LEG

2006-09-19T02:07:00.000+08:00

played futsal wif ABU team last friday.. if u guys dunno wat's ABU.. it actually stands for All Ballz United!! lol.. shame of u for not knowing wat's ABU!!! .. so famous u noe~~ hehe.. actually this "organization" oni comprise of around a dozen college student :P

anyway.. was accidentally kicked by sean mou's(sean der) metal ROD!! not his c**k la for goodness sake.. his LEG!! and i'm speaking de truth.. his leg is as hard as titanium and at de same time AS HAIRY AS AN APE!! (better not talk bad bout his leg hair..or not mine would grow even more bush-ier) :P .. well.. it wasn't his fault.. more of my stupidity to place my leg in front of his titanium legs =.=...
well.. sustained quite an injury on my ankle.. had 2 limp out of de court >.<

sean mou~~~ my ankle arh~~~!!

SWEET REVENGE!!

wahahhaha... pulled his leg hairs wif all my might!!! .. *YEEEEWWW disgusting :P
tat's de bad side of having a hairy leg.. [easy target for hair-pullers..]

anyway.. wat's done is done.. de damage is already done.. my leg is still injured >.<.. now i have to wear this ankle brace to keep my ankle in place.. or not it'll hurt quite alot >.<

wearing de ankle brace wasn't really a prob.. de worst thing is u have 2 endure the contemptuous looks from san pat by-passers.. they are like giving u the kind of expression saying : oo poor kid.. lost his leg at such a young age *sob* =.=
feel like yelling to them
I STILL HAVE MY FRIGGIN LEG LA AUNTIE!! u blind isiT!!
poor auntie.. pity me but kena curse by me instead :P

anyway..should be studying now.. trials is jus by de corner.. and finals is jus 48 days away.. see de countdown on top ? sigh><

Ke-random-an

2006-09-15T03:26:00.000+08:00

this is something tat came out of the blue.. jus a random thought..

u noe.. SOMETIMES.. there are just SOME ppl in ur daily life who like to flatter others(but not sincerely).. put airs on other ppl.. and BACKSTAB them a minute later..

really can't understand their mentality.. and i'm utterly...no actually TOTALLY disgusted by their pretence.. why can't jus be themselves.. why put on a mask and lie to de world.. ? dun have ur own identity meh.. isn't tat y ur kad pengenalan is for?? to distinguish urself from others..
why la wana susah-susah pretend to be so goodie goodie in front of others.. really makes me wana puke @.@

well.. i've got something 2 say to this bunch of ppl ..

TALK TO DE HAND !!!

ppl come ppl go

2006-09-15T02:52:00.000+08:00

well... these few years are de moments when ur frens start 2 leave for some other college.. uni ... oversea tertiary education jus 2 get a certificate.. bla bla... and etc.. and this is goin 2 go on for de following years as we graduate from college and uni >.< harsh farewell i noe.. but.. it's something we have 2 go through in life ..

well.. this time it was shu haur's turn 2 leave.. attended his farewell party last friday .. and i'd say it's brilliant ^^.. actually .. not tat VERY close to him.. but he's been quite an idol of mine.. hehe.. nobody noes this :P but it's true.. somehow i admire his character..

OK~~..back to de party~~.. check out de food man.. EXOTIC .LOL.. haha k la.. i admit i'm a jakun kampung boy.. never see b4 chocolate fountain maaa...

see that chocolate thingy in de middle of the talble? noe wat it is ? haha.. duno arh!?? den u have de same level of kampung-boyness as me ^^
it's a chocolate fountain .. i tot it was some kind of praying object or feng shui thingy from lilian too at 1st sight >.<

see a pack of hungry hyena's here ??? they're trying 2 get a piece of marshmallow coated wif sweet hot chocolate using tat fountain thingy.. aiyoyo...so 38 la we all..never eat b4 meh :P ~~ .. apparently ..i was de 1st few who manage to get a bite of it 1st :P .. i was SOMEHOW in front of de line OK?? i not so "tam jia"

kim chew's horny gesture sucking de chocolate out from a banana.. HARD GAY~~

this is me and shu haur.. males in de animal kingdom normally compete with each other by comparing de size of their horns.. mayb body size.. de colours of their feathers.. but comparing de size of our BOOBS ?! wat the hell.. lol..

hope he's having a great life over there.. having fun fun wif those europeans.. ^^ all de best shu haur :)

back to normal.. *hope so

2006-09-12T03:18:00.000+08:00

well... i've gotta admit.. have been kinda emo these few weeks.. VERY cranky at times too.. no mood 2 do anything besides sleeping.. :P oso left my blog 2 collect dust for quite some time.. sigh..
anyway.. things are starting to get better .. I GUESS .. slowly getting back 2 my old pace..
well.. decided to ignore de crappy stuff some doinky ppl say in my daily life..let them say wat they wana say la..(they must have forgotten there's something called karma) well.. better to focus on my own life :)..

hehe... jus love to take pics :) i noe..amateur skills... hehe.. but who cares?

hmm .. btw .. taylor's sam prom is coming.. should i go? wonder who's gonna be my prom date :P haha..guess i'll have 2 go single~~ ^^..

how can i??

2006-09-07T00:44:00.000+08:00

it was jus a simple question "have u certified ur SPM certificate?" a short but yet deadly question which sparked a "war"..
why was i such a hot-tempered lil boy? it was just a simple lil question la boy.. why did i have 2 yell back.. why?? F**k myself la =.=

yea i noe i was in de right stand.. but it doesn't give me de right 2 talk back at such a rude and loud tone.. oh come on la..she's already 53 and she has spent a great deal of her life jus to make sure my life is perfect.. JUST give her another bloody chance 2 be RIGHT and CORRECT !!.. why couldn't i jus shut de F up and jus listen 2 watever she has 2 say?.. why can't i just control tat big mouth of mine??.. jus friggin wished i was dumb.. that'll make things much more peaceful.. yea..no voice means there's no chance for this lil idiot 2 talk back at her.. and this unwanted lil idiot wouldn't have 2 be a badboy too..
but NOOO.. this lil idiot had 2 yell and argue back like nobody's business.. and worst..shoot a F word in front of her.. and if u think saying de F word is cool and proud thing 2 do..especially in front of ur parents.. i'd pray u rot in hell!

why isit so hard for me 2 be a mama's boy??.. why can't i just be like de others??.. be a goodie goodie boy.. it'll make things much more easier and better for de family without a black sheep like me.. :)
well..it's probably becoz of that headstrong character of mine.. or probably just becoz i'm plain BAD.. (bad and dead)

time 2 sleep and end another bad day...sleep through de night and endure another bad day :)

u all have fun and rest assure and tell urself max is having a bad day :) HAVE A NICE PLEASANT DAY

p.s IF u think u've been a very bad boy or bad girl for ur parents.. comfort urself by telling urself this : max is even worse than me ..

R.I.P mr.crocodile hunter

2006-09-04T17:27:00.000+08:00

well..suddenly got de news bout de sudden death of de famous steve irwin(a.k.a CROCODILE HUNTER) ..
well..i'm not really his fan nor watch much his documentaries.. but i noe he's a enthusiast in nature and animals.. so i'd say he's not a bad person.. BESIDES de fact he loves 2 jump in2 pools wif big hungry green scaled crocs.. siao siao!! wana die early meh.. >.<>.<>.<

anyway..here are some pics from last week's S2 gathering .. sigh.. starting 2 miss de good old days

here's a group pic of some of us who attended de gathering.. see de black charcoals on de frying pan? yea.. i noe.. we're lousy cooks.. but WHO CARES!? we had fun burning de table

aiya.. sit on my lap de still wana try block me out from de pic!??!

if i'm not mistaken .. that's hui jing trying 2 kiss fei hoai( i din say it is!.. i'm jus GUESSING!! :P )... YAIKS~~ hj... nice pic leh! mayb i should post de video as well :P

de famous 4 !! hehe.. hui jing..den ME ME ME ME ME ..den fei hoai and jun hao.. from de left btw.. yea..i noe .. hoai's covering her chest.. but i SWEAR i wasn't doin anything obscene.. spoil my image oni la u hoai..

this dessert jus looks so appetizing right ^^... hey..but wat's kim chew's head doing there?!? spoil de pic oni ..haha :P

hmm.. how i wished i could go back 2 de less stressful and fun high school life >.< bet most of u do wish de same oso right :).. sigh.. no choice la... have 2 get on wif life..

Fing Fed up LIFE

2006-09-03T16:58:00.000+08:00

there's inequality in maths..i'm ok wif that.. but inequality in life?.. damn!

was suddenly awakened by de noisy buzzing sounds from a running motor.. went downstairs 2 take a look and found out there was a worker mowing de grass in de compound under de HOT SUN at 12 NOON!!!..

it suddenly occured to me that when i was actually having my useless sleep till afternoon ..there's actually others who are less unfortunate working their ass out 2 make a living..

the fact that life is so unfair really bothers me.. why isit some ppl have 2 stay under de hot sun working like slaves while others are oso under hot sun..but in the comforts of their BMW convertibles..or tanning their frigging skin(dun understand why ppl wana tan their skin..not black enuf meh??! i wana have a fairer skin oso canot leh =.=)..

den wat bothered me even more was the fact this poor guy oni earned rm50 for mowing my house's compound..which took him up to almost 4 WHOLE HOURS!!!
for a spoilt brat like me.. i got my thousand over phone just after few hours of arm-twisting and pestering on my mom.. but this guy over here.. has to work up to 120 hours jus to get my phone.. and that's being very opstimistic oledi.. disregarding de wheather la.. somemore nosy lil clients la.. f**king expensive petrol la.. and bla bla la..

why is life SOOOoo unfair?!? why isit some ppl have 2 live in poverty and suffering while others are enjoying de lifestyle of de rich and de famous??
why isit some of us are born wif a silver spoon in our mouth.. some PLATINUM spoon.. some DIAMOND spoon while some have oni a rusty copper spoon or a wooden spoon.. not 2 mention those who don't EVEN HAVE A SPOON!!

this life..this WORLD!! it's so damn F**KED UP! corrupted wif WAR.trojan , DISCRIMINATION.worm , DRUG.bug .. let's reformat it ... reinstall it wif PEACE.exe , LOVE.me , EQUALITY.com..

and don't jus do charity.. STOP charity at de same time.. sounds ironic huh.. but when there's war and suffering.. there exists charity... so.. STOP CHARITY :)

guess i'd have 2 reformat myself too >.< appreciate the people and things that i already have.. and spend less money!!

OnE ThIng tHaT DrIVeS Me HaZEy, aM I? 0r ThE OtHeRS CrAZy? (Einstein,duno wat wat year la)

my personality judged by jus 3 questions ?!?

2006-09-02T21:31:00.000+08:00

came across this thingy in jac's blog..well since it;s jus a 3 questions thingy..so y not..
well..some turn out 2 be quite true..

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.

You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.

Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

ou seek out other empathetic people to befriend.

Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

n love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

t work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career

ith others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

n weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

taggie

2006-09-02T19:38:00.000+08:00

have been 2 busy 2 blog @.@ well...not actually THAT busy..but more of NO MOOD.. hehe..neway.. de mood came all of a sudden.. den i remembered de TAGGIE thingy from my frens.. hehe.k la..since i promised 2 do it... here goes.. oh yea..this is a combination of 4 tags.. so it may seem a bit diff

Awesome ppl i wana meet :
ALL my frens and especially ex-schoolmates ^^..
hmm... jay chow .hehe.. jus love his song..
duno leh..who else leh ??
oh yea.. GOD...who's de one who actually created me..
and oso MY SIS ^^..

Things i can't live without :
basic nescessities(how 2 spell arh?) lor..
MUSIC..
hmm..lots of pocket money..
oh yea..MUSIC oso..
and den.. my handphone ^^..
my computer and oso a line.. de world;s so dull without a com..
and lastly.. MUSIC :)

I wish i could :
created a device where humans can listen 2 any song at anywhere and anytime
get a car of my own.. having 2 sit on de passenger seat is not fun =.=
have a better life..
be smart..so tat my parents could be proud. hehe..(a bit impossible wif this brain)
eat eat and eat.. and at de same time gain a bit more weight.. haha..this weight issue has been in my blog for a lot of times.
and oso... FLY.. it feels so good when u can fly..(tried it in my dreams as superman)

Songs that i think are awesome:
aiya...i like too many songs de laaa.... if i'm gonna list it out this post take a long time to load..

How i see myself in 10 years:
hmm.. driving a COOoool car..
having a good career.. CEO not bad leh ^^

5 things i should be doin now :
sleep.. i'm really gonna die at an early age if i dun get enuf sleep
study on maths.. so tat ms yeap could shut her trap when she sees my result
drink some water... jus came back from cyber and not a drop of water in my mouth after so many hours
pester my parents to get a new car for me ^^
have my dinner.. mom's yelling de ><

yesterday i was~~
as usual goin 2 college den played futsal.. den.... oh yea..watched dragon ball de anime :P

random fact:
i sleep around 3 hours at night and 3 hours in de evening.. weird hor =.=
YOU are a lucky person..becoz ur reading my blog..
and den~~i like 2 shop alone.. hehe.. though i seldom go shopping..
60% of my day is filled wif music..
i'm still a virgin.. LOL
i love futsal ^^..
and i oni started football this year..hehe..fun fun fun
bought my 1st futsal shoe jus few days ago.. LOL..
i hate backstabbers!
been framed for stealing 6 years ago.. i hate tat fucker who framed me..hope he rots in hell
wahhahaha..

hmm..guess tat's all.. have a nice day ya all

jus another post :)

2006-08-26T02:47:00.000+08:00

well.. u noe i'm quite a music freak.. for me de world is nothing without music .. and 1 of my ambition is to invent a device so tat everybody could listen 2 watever music at wherever and whenever they want :)..hehe but..it's kinda ridiculous la.. i'm not tat smart ..

anyway..jus wana share de 25 fav songs in my i-Tunes.. well..some of them may not be ur cup of coffee..but try them.. u may love it ^^

btw..tried some funny "how un-malaysian are u " questionaire from kennysia's blog.. well.. jus 2 inform those who never heard of him.. he's 1 heck of a blogger.. won some blogger of the year award last year.. and his blog is awesome.. damn interesting :)

and this was de result..damn swt =.=

Congratulations max teh teck liang, you are 53% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...

Guy Sebastian !

How Un-Malaysian Are You?

hmm...2nd day of de holidays..guess wat i'm doing :)

2006-08-21T03:10:00.000+08:00

it's oledi de 2nd day of de holidays.. and it's a SUNday .. as suggested by the word SUNday.. it was really a friggin HOT day man... i was seriously melting like an ice-cream in a hot oven~~
brains oledi half-cooked @.@

couldn't stand de overwhelming heat...one more minute of this hot wheather and chicks will start 2 hatch from my balls man @.@ i faster drove my mom's car 2 de nearest LIFE station(ie cendol stall :P) haha.. rushed there 2 buy a BIG BIG packet of cendol to save myself from de heat ..

looks like i'm not the only PUTERA lilin here... eeverybody oso beh tahan de heat arh~~~

the stall wasn't really hygienic..but who cares~~ having a stomach pain is better den melting :)

de queue was rather long .. had 2 stand under d sun jus 2 get the delicious cendol~~~ was really torturing man.. see ppl eat eat eat their hearts out and i had 2 stand under de friggin hot sun waiting for my turn... hehe..took quite some pics while i was queueing..

lol..forgot 2 off de flashlight of de cam.. so de workers there noticed me taking pics of them.. and they gave de "ALAMAK.. ade pegawai CUkAI checking kat kita >.<." kind of expression.. LOL... scared the wits out of them :P ...

bought de cendol den faster cabut liao~~ de workers were starting 2 feel uneasy wif de presence of a lil kid taking pics of them :P run max run~~~

reached home faster opened up de packet and ate de icy cooling cendol~~~ felt like heaven~~ WOOOoooolaLLALAAA..
i noticed something when i was eating de cendol.. cendols are actually very EDUCATIONAL u noe ? they reminded me of BIOLOGY..

next time i should try de "ais kacang" ..it might help me revise my physics.. ^^

what a week

2006-08-19T22:58:00.000+08:00

wow..it's been a week since i've blogged.. was really busy wif stuff..

bought a new phone on monday..YAHOOooOOo... finally got my hands on this cool phone cum digi cam wahahhaha... i jus love it man.. can't stop having fun wif de cam :P... no wonder de battery drains so fast .. sigh..but too bad de next day was spec maths.. couldn't explore much of de new phone on de 1st day of purchase.. haha.. and monday was also de day when ALL de members of orange zombie finally turned in2 a sony ericsson gang as si keat also bought de identical phone model on de same day..ahahhaa... we're not gays ok.. we jus happen 2 have de same interest on de same phone..

after tat day.. things somehow turned out 2 be from great to bad and to worse..
1st was i had 2 sit for spec maths in which i din have enuf time 2 finish de paper ... AS USUAL..
2nd i din had de chance 2 join explorace wif my frens coz i promised some other frens 2 go out on sat... which was cancelled =.=
den it was friday.. got back my physics paper... got a shock of my life.. oni 30 over 50.. OMG lor~~~ teacher said i can't apply engineering wif tat kind of results.. sigh~~~... wat a sad thing to hear..
furthermore.. i couldn't join my frens for futsal becoz my shoes spoil dee >.<... sigh..another week without sports for me..

and those unfortunate things didn't jus stop there u noe?!
was suppose 2 attend my fren's birthday party on friday night.. but NO TRANSPORT at de last minute ..WTF~~~ why is God playing wif me like tat~~~ :(

BUT~~~ things started 2 had a change to GREAT on saturday ^^.. had a great morning.. or should i say disgusting..
anyway...it's one of a unforgetable morning..
was suddenly awakened by the "tokyo drift" ringtones of my handphone and found out zhen yuan couldn't make it 2 de explorace.. so i had 2 be his replacement..
and so.. went 2 college wif a blur blur mind.. and started playing de game with not much hope of winning... duno y.. mayb i was jus 2 sleepy @.@

de 1st task of de competition was DISGUSTING MAN!!.. a mixture of blended sambal, bitter goud, ginger, TOUFU!!, RAW campbell soup cream(mushroom flavour btw), and some other funny funny stuff.. all of those were blended 2gether and came out as slime..YUCK.. had 2 force it down our throats.. k... better stop talking bout it de.. i'm starting 2 vomit again @.@

anyway.. we finally ended de competition in 1st PLACE!!! YAHOO~~~.. it's de fruits of cooperation, wits and headstrong determination of de ORANGE ZOMBIES!!! haha.. though even our underwear were soaking wet but we were stil cheering like monkeys :P.. too bad zhen yuan wasn't there 2 join in de fun :P ... OOoo too bad.. too sad.. who ask him 2 sleep till so late =.=
anyway.. became rm30 richer today whahahahahha..rich rich rich~~~ argh..which i later spent it all on a hotlink prepaid card =.= so much for being rich

wat differentiates males and females

2006-08-12T02:11:00.000+08:00

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked( this aint my idea: i'm jus giving an overall statement :P)

2. Bring food

3. COMPUTER AND MUSIC SONG ( for me.. haha.. almost forgot bout this..lucky yee shuang reminded me ^^)

I SCORED A PERFECT 10 on 14 july of the lunar calendar =.=

2006-08-08T02:40:00.001+08:00

these are de reasons why my monday sucked~

#1...
i had to stay up till around 3 am jus to finish reading the syllabus for chemistry.. imagine de feeling of having 2 stay up jus to study..SIANZ~~ in addition to tat.. today's "de day".. felt kinda eerie throughout the night.. finally can't tahan memorizing those equations.. straight away lay on my bed and fell asleep.. oops.. din brush teeth :P nvrmin..there's always something called LISTERINE ^^

#2...
woke up feeling so tired @.@... as usual la~... felt as though i weigh almost a 100 tonne though the fact is i oni weigh 52 kg ..wahahahahha.. bet alot of gals would be saying "OMG~~ y this freak so light 1... " :P

#3...
forgot 2 drink my milo b4 i went for college.. K~~ this is a negligible reason...

#4...
had to get in2 one of the coldest classrooms in college to attend one of the boring-est, dullest, crappiest lesson.. ESL =.= and the worst thing was.. it was the FIRST period.. wat a great way to start a new day.. =.=

#5...
2nd class was specialist maths... jus as i dragged my heavy body onto the seat.. teacher suddenly pop up questions.. and marks were credited! =.= sigh.. dun even have enuf time 2 study chem want me to do spec maths.. myaswell ask me 2 suicide laaaaa.. but who cares bout spec maths at tat time.. i jus copied my fren's answer :P special thnx to si keat and janice.. or not i would have failed again :P

#6...
got back my spec maths paper at the same time... and u noe wat~..i got 48 ^^... nice number leh.. you might think it's over 50.. nope..it's actually over 100 *faint* this is the 1st time i actuallly scored less den half for any exam or test !! was seriously damn down but had to get a grip on myself as there's still another chemistry test in jus 2 more hours @.@

and the list goes on~~~

#7...
had to study chem in the physics lab..which was NOT productive at ALL!.. jus can't concentrate while i sit on a stool... well..it wasn't becoz it was uncomfortable.. it's act. becoz i can't help rocking the stool :P..

#8...
endured a whole hour of stressful chem test in the COLDEST hall ever (MPH)... dun they understand the Le Chatelier Principle?!?!?!?! the reactions in our brains are endothermic reactions!!! WE NEED HEAT ~~~~~~~~so that it favours the reaction in our brain to scrutinize the questions carefully!!! OFF those damn air-cons..!!

#9...
met up wif Her... but jus can't brave myself to talk to Her.. instead i was looking at her fren while in fact the msg i conveyed was to Her... OMG~~~ since when i've became such a shy guy.. >.<

#10...
saw Her again along the stairs... and all i could say was "HAIH" .. NOT "HI" u noe!? WTF!~~~ wasted again...wat's wrong wif me.. i guess i'm suffering from venustraphobia~~ @.@

BUT~~~~in life... there's always a consolation!!! I SCORED A PERFECT 10!!! (10 reasons y my monday sucked)

sony erricson K800i or nokia 6280??

2006-08-06T12:40:00.000+08:00

Do you guys noe the feeling of using the same phone for almost 2 years.. i bet some of u do.. it sux right?. >.< anyway.. been checking out some phones which caught my interest.. had quite a long long wish list..hehe.. but manage 2 come down wif oni 2 phones ^^

nokia's 6280 and K800i~~~~~

both phones i oso want leh~~..both oso has its own pros and minor cons... sigh..hard 2 decide.. help me decide guys~~~~~~*frust frust* here are the sites for both phones

nokia 6280
click and enter de smart world of nokia :)

sony ericsson k800i
click de left thingy on ur mouse here..hehe

k now..bout de price...dun drop ur jaws k? i noe some of u might think it's darn cheap.. but for me it's so so expensive >.<
i could get de nokia 6280 which includes 1GB memory for rm1150 ... on the other hand~~;
i could get de sony ericsson k800i with oni a 64mb memory for rm1480 .. i noe it's much more expensive den 6280 ..but it has a cybershot 3.2 megapixel camera leh COOL COOL!! so how?~?~? which phone..

k..jus a short short post for 2day..need 2 eat books liao for 2moro's chem test @.@ wtf is electrochemistry~~~ @.@ all i can think of noe is phones and cars..sigh

havocly hectic

2006-08-02T02:57:00.000+08:00

yeeessshh...it's 3am in the morning.. and as usual.. i'm still not asleep when most of the people in this quiet side of the world is sleeping soundly >.<

for some reason life's been quite hectic recently.. but the fact is there's nothing much that has to be done... mayb it's becoz i jus can't get a grip of myself after the stupid maths mini project... i guess those harsh critism from our "brilliant" maths teacher ,ms yeap is taking a toll on me.. for the friggin whole year she's been cursing us we'll fail! in every subject =.= and oso giving out comments saying we're too stupid to be her student =.= wat the TOOOOT!!! well..she din actually told us straight on the face saying we're stupid.. but she meant it ... but no worries..i'm starting 2 train myself 2 shut my ear when she's talking ..so i won't be hearing wat the f*** she has to crap..

k..enuf of my stupid maths teacher... jus can't help it when i'm talking bad bout her .. :P anyway..life's quite interesting this week wif a new bunch of new found frens from leo.. my god.. especially wif nicole around.. really turned my world upside down man >.< now everybody's calling me crystal..crystal this crystal that..ALL thnx to nicole =.= haha... and..dun start asking me who's crystal..! jus go look for a leng lui in taylor's K3.. guess u'll find her easily.. hehe.. dun ask me if i like her.. coz if ur really my fren.. u would noe :)

and jus now... actually tuesday afternoon.. i found out a shocking news!!! 2 of my frens have jus became a couple!?!?!?! omg~~ so sudden.. well.. ican't actually reveal their name... it would be very rude.. and i would invade their privacy.. anyway.. this is a msg to de couples: "OI~~~PAK TOH oso never tell me.. dun fren u all..hmmph LOL =.="

no face see u two arh~~ haha

+++another tedious day endured+++ cheers to my ridiculous life :)

pyramids

2006-07-26T18:36:00.000+08:00

it's been recorded in the history stating that it was the Egyptians who were the pioneers of the pyramid.. nevertheless.. there's still a mystery of how they had such technology to build them.. but now... the mystery is REVEALED~~~~~~~~~

here's my thesis of how de egyptians learnt how 2 build the PYRAMID~~

Thousands of years ago~~ a tortoise wondered away too a desert~~ without and food nor water... nothing but jus sand... sand sand.. pathetic introduction hor ..LOL

anyway... for some mysterious reason.. the tortoise manage 2 survive... hmm..mayb there was a 7-11 nearby..

and den.. somehow for some friggin reason AGAIN~~.. the single tortoise manage 2 breed in2 quite a population.. another by-thesis: tortoise could breed themselves by jus masturbating... =.= mutiplied like bacterias.. and there was a king~~~ ugly crown i noe~~

AGAIN~~..for some reason.. the king ordered his "men" to build a building for de sake of fun..
becoz of their dumb dumb brains..all they could build is this
and this~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lame thesis leh..

anyway..the story continues..
HUMANS appeared.. they were envious of the TOTIS race.. and thus.. a battle went on.. normal la.. like how israel and palestin is fighting now.. =.=

humans..which was the Egyptians then WON the battle...
they were victorious and learnt all the technology from the TOTIS race..

and so~~~that's when the Egyptians started building pyramids...

damn the Egyptians... COPY CATS!~~... hmmm.. mayb that's why cats were the GODs during those era...

k...enuf crapping..~~~ time for me 2 have an afternoon nap :P

International Understanding Day

2006-07-25T01:46:00.003+08:00

wat always pops up in ur mind when u hear of IU day? dance..chicks..food..badge.. chicks.. cool decorations ...and chicks :P ..haha.. i noe wat u horny lil bastards out there are thinking....
yea..all those were included in TCSJ Omega Leo Club's 1st IU day.. ^^

the preparation for the even was really tedious man i tell u.. continuous days without afternoon naps.. u noe how tough is tat for a pig like me!??! not oni that.. we stayed till almost midnight almost everyday... for de whole week i havne't been doin any homework.. die lor~~~how 2 catch up.. Furthermore, ponteng-ed so many periods, i bet a few more pontengs den i'll surely be getting "you are dead meat" letter from taylor's >.<

the performances during the even was really brilliant!.. serious~! but i admit the attendance during tat night was quite disappointing ..@.@ sigh..regret din do much of promoting and publisity before the event.. anyhow.. the event was a success in overall.. :) lessons learnt... experience gained.. and best of all new found frens :)

btw..here are some pics from the IU day...

lol.. i think i spoiled this picture >.<

mommy.. i swear that bottle joel's holding is non-alchoholic..

wat's nicole peeping at?!?
:P

hey..why am i not in the pic?!?!

woo.. big leo group photo.. it was at 1st a small group photo.. de others started joining in and ended up like tat..LOL... make my head so small oni =.=;

PHOENIX REBIRTH!

2006-07-20T00:50:00.001+08:00

Fellow ex-scouts and i went back to attend and help out wif the preparation of our 49th anniversary campfire last saturday.. finally.. we had a chance to relive those glorious days!!.. really missed the sweet and bitter days of scout life... now all i can do is jus sit in the fully air-conditioned classrooms in taylor's ...SIANZ~~~ i'll soon turn into a dainty lil flower which can't even stand a single tinge of UV...

this is the pic of the fire taken from the 2004 campfire which was organized by my batch of fellow scouts..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and this is the pic of the fire taken on saturday!! the fire burns on~~ and ..it's even BIGGER~~~

somehow the heat from the fire warmth my heart... those unforgetable memories of my wonderful scouts life flitted incessantly through my mind >

anyway..let me show u an example of a disciplined scout troop we had..
serious~~~ we all memang very disciplined 1 ... yee ming was jus using his middle finger to scratch his ass...

anyway guys..there's this TCSJ Omega Club International Understanding Day.. there's loads of performance.. from band playing to magic show.. buffet provided too..so jus give me a call if ur interested... rm15 per ticket.. but surely can reduce 1 la..hehe..

lazying sloth

2006-07-17T19:50:00.000+08:00

hmm... been kinda lazy these few days.. well.. not jus kinda.. it's EXTREMELY lazy like a pig..
in fact..been kinda lazy 2 blog too..

well.. celebrated my bro's b'day on friday wif a simple birthday cake.. hehe..not a very simple 1 actually.. it's secret recipe's CHOCOLATE INDULGENCE~!~~ woo.. actually..i dun noe wat's so special bout it.. all i jus noe that it is...brown.. creamy.. chocolty.. yummy..tasty..succulent.. and all de adjectives u can use for a delicious cake ^^.. and somehow the gals are jus crazy bout it =.= jus a single slip of the tongue and u mention "chocolate indulgence" .. they'll go wild and strip themselves and run around like a chicken.. wow..i do hope they would really do like tat :P.. no la..jus kidding... i'm GAY..hahahaha.. jus kidding again..

anyway..it's darn fattening.. i htink there's at least few thousands of calories in it.. no wonder gals love it and hate it at the same time.. but HOWCOME I CAN'T GET FAT AT ALL!!??! i'm oni have a friggin weight of 52 kg even at this height..!! =.=' not fair la..gals eat nutz and they get fat..i eat a whole elephant and i jus shit the whole elephant the next day..sianz..

anyway.. took quite a lot of pics recently..hehe..

rock fever night fever~~ jus me having some fun wif chee hong's teddy bear during a soul-destroying period of ESL =.=
hehe..this is a wrist band i bought jus before the match between germany and portugal.. u noe how much BOO-ing i had 2 suffer jus 2 put this on :P germany!! ~~

back-dated

2006-07-15T02:05:00.000+08:00

sigh.. com suddenly crashed since last saturday... the worst thing was.. it wasn't the ram or processor which went wrong.. instead it was the hard disc.. it was a DISASTER~~
the hard disc contained almost everything i had collected since i was in form 2... songs~~ memorable photos~~ documents~ EVERYTHING.. was like gone in an instant.. whole world crumbled on me all of a sudden..

for the whole week..i had 2 rely on my phone 2 contact the outside world..sianz~~ lost the feel on my keyboard.. no more mp3 songs~~ lagi teruk.. for a music freak like me... no MSN~~ OMG~~ worst den hell..

anyhow it's all over now..finally got back my com... though it's jus empty >.< :( all my memorable stuff gone..sigh.. no matter wat.. LIFE GOES ON :)

fast.. speedy in sleeping gua~

2006-07-08T01:38:00.000+08:00

jus took a hero personality test jus now .. and was described as a FAST person.. hmm.. guess the fastest thing i've been doin lately is sleep!..
for some reason.. i jus can't control myself these few days in class.. not even 15 mins after the class commences.. i would pop dead lying on the table like nobody's business...and if ur lucky enuf.. u might catch a glimpse of a 2-inch-long saliva hanging from my mouth .. LOL *disgusting-nya~~ and this.. has made me earned the title "SLEEPING BEAST" =.=

now everytime when the teacher says: "PLZ do not fall asleep when i teach~~.. " everybody would cast their eyesight on me =.= .. innocent me... >.<

lesson learnt ===> if ur caught sleeping in class.. jus say u were meditating.. and also.. bring along tissue to class... u might have a pool of saliva on ur table after ur short nap

you may be superman or superwoman ^^

2006-07-08T00:50:00.000+08:00

came across kim chew's blog.. and saw "The Flash"'s picture in his blog.. the 1st thing i thought was: kim chew the gaylord trying 2 show how cute he is.. LOL.. only to find out that it's actually some kind of hero personality test... and u noe wat.. i got the FLASH!!

"Fast, athletic and flirtatious" these were the words that described the FLASH.. cool eh ? ^^

well.. u boys and gals could try it if ur free..haha.. or jus bored to death..

Your results:
You are The Flash
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

the flash ---> 75%
superman ---> 70%
hulk ---> 65%
Green lantern ---> 65%
Spider man --> 55%
supergirl ---> 53%
robin ---> 50%
catwoman --->50%
iron man ---> 45%
batman ---> 40%
superwoman ---> 33%
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

TIP of the day ====> guys..MALES out there.. dun let other ppl noe if ur result is either catwoman or supergirl.. and GALS..if u happen 2 get HULK .. dun let ur boyfren noe too..

battered and hammered straight onto the ground! wat has happened to the world cup. 0.o

2006-07-05T05:50:00.000+08:00

omg... i'm still suffering from the sudden trauma of watching italy's grosso scored a goal 0.o it really left me with my mouth opened as wide as it can be for a whole 5 mins! wat the heck happened to the world cup?! 1st england gone.. the sun was already starting the rise from the west.. then BRAZIL!? snow was already falling on m'sia.. and now GERMANY??! i tell u it's doomsday!

billions of germany fan feeling the agony.. their soul tormented.. with their hearts broken.. how could italians be so cruel!?!?!? i seriously hope there is a time-machine now so that i can rush back through time and kick grosso on his groins jus b4 he scored.. that'll give him a BIG BIG headache.. why did he have 2 shatter the hearts of so many millions of fans?!?! he should be jailed and convicted like saddam hussein! ..kk..it's a bit exaggeratting..

DISGUSTING PIC OF THE DAY : AN ANTAGONIS CELEBRATING AFTER BREAKING HEARTS OF MILLIONS>> THAT IS TOTAL EVIL!!!

sigh.. suddenly feel so hopeless.. total loss of direction.. like an ant thrown onto a borderless desert..

NEVERTHELESS!! wat is done is done.. and wat is gone is gone.. let's just forget bout the horrible defeat of germany.. and continue supporting the remaining teams.. LET THE SPIRIT OF WORLD CUP LIVE ON~!

thought of the day: life must goes on.. no matter wat vicissitudes of life thrown at us...hope the germany fans would cheer up too :)
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!

my anecdote.. my aberration

2006-07-04T17:25:00.001+08:00

Realized something all of a sudden.. there are more gals bloggin than guys! wat the heck..wat's wrong dudes!? hmm..well.. mayb we guys jus like to keep stuff and feelings to ourselves.. well.. i can tell u one thing.. blogging is 1 alternative way to express urself :).. lol..now i sound like i'm promoting blogspot.com..

anyway..i've really understood the chinese proverb :"bye bye but still frens"(direct translation from chinese..figure it out urself XP)

great life.. great sport.. great football.. great germans..great WORLD CUP :)

2006-07-01T03:00:00.000+08:00

well.. it suddenly seemed all the miseries i was suffering came 2 an end.. DONE wif my esl tutorial.. that 10 mins seemed like an eternity to me.. never did a presentation like tat.. i don't mind doin a presentation or speaking in front of ppl.. it's jus tat i hate 2 be evaluated at the same time.. especially by Ms Ting =.= .. a pair of hawk eyes staring at you.. eagerly waiting 2 pin-point ur mistakes..sigh .. she should get a life besides trying 2 create hell for students =.=

anyway.. 2night was the match between Germany and Argentina.. frankly i love both teams.. but i still slightly prefer germany over argentina..u noe why? coz they have a adonis... KLOSE~~.. haha.. not oni good-looking but also good wif the ball.. FOOTBALL!.. not ur friggin balls down there =.=

anyway.. there's no astro installed at home (sad case hor >.<) .. worst of all .. no live match between Germany and Argentina tooo =.= stupid national tv stations should channel more funds to get live matches and stop replaying those old movies =.= .. NO ASTRO.. WAT TO DO? hop into the car.. get 2 the nearest nasi kandar restaurant lor.. and u noe wat.. this time i went wif my dad! hehe... arrived kinda late .. and there were so so so many ppl in the restaurant as well.. dad and i were left wif oni 2 lousy chairs wif no table.. was almost like squatting 2 watch the match.. but with a chair.. hehe.. at that time.. tables and chairs were like GOLD MINE man ! =.= once a fella jus stand up to stretch his body.. u could see 10 guys rushing in for the KILL.. how pathetic :P.. haha..but lucky us.. there were a group of ppl who left their table jus after 90 mins.. FINALLY..dad n I had a decent seat..

and not forgetting 2 mention was those friggin bunch of ppl who were sitting in front of me.. bising like shit.. keep complaining as though they were the managers for the team =.= those barbarians were supporting argentina..once got ppl cheer for germany.. they scold those ppl pula =.= how barbaric.. mother never teach them wat is HUMAN RIGHTS isit ?? and u noe wat.. one of them who was seriously overweight broke his plastic chair.. fell on the floor( that was the oni time my attention was drifted away from the match.. imagine watching 100 kg of FATS plunging towards the floor...it's something u dun see everyday ..bluek..) but dun misunderstand me.. i dun discriminate those who're overweight.. jus tat i can't help critisizing him because he was jus so so so annoying during the match..

well..as expected.. the Germans won the match.. home ground advantage ma ^^...

lessons learnt :
1.watching football wif dad is quite fun ..hehe..
2. dun order for food when ur watching a match.. u'll miss a live goal ..SIGH!!!
3. if ur weighing more than 90 kg.. PLZ get 2 chairs for goodness sake.. ONE chair aint enuf for ur butt...

Dream phone

2006-06-27T03:44:00.000+08:00

as u have oledi notice from the title..surely i'm talking bout phone.. and oso if u have noticed.. there's de word DREAM phone..meaning a phone tat i can jus dread of having..but no way of owning it.. even if i have the money..sianz right..this is how life is if u have quite trifty parents.. well..look on the bright side..at least i din turn in2 a "bai ga zai" ( cantonese meaning a rich brat who oni knows how 2 spend their parents hard earned money on some friggin useless stuff)

anyway..back to my dream phone... the new sony ericsson model.~~~ dang dang dang dang~~ behold.. the W850i~~~~ WOO... look at that sexy thing... WOOLALA... sexy in every part.. doesn't it make u high..hehe.. u noe wat i mean right? the DESIRE.. the ENTICEMENT to own this masterpiece..

now..let me tell wat this lil babies could do..well.. jus a brieft description :
1.complete walkman kit!! wif a friggin 1GB memory!!.. tat's twice the size of my ipod shuffle :P
2. it has a 2MP camera..which i've always wanted man.. imagine using a 0.3MP for more than a year... i think i'd be better off without the camera =.=
3. most importantly..can add memory stick!!.. haha.. (u can never imagine life using a phone wif oni a limited 40MB memory)
4. it has 3G.. but.. doesn't interested me..sounds cool though.. "I've got a 3G phone~~" see..sounds so cool..

anyway..let me introduce u to another magnificent state of the art phone introduced by sony ericsson.. man.. i tell.. this is also the dream phone of every teenager...(well..at least it used to be :P)

behold ~~ *CHANG CHANG CHANG CHANG .. *APPLAUSE~~ do not even blink or u'll miss a second of sight on this masterpiece...

i noe wat's running tru ur minds... "EH?!?!? aint this the lousy obsolete k700 which i threw at the fuking bulldog who chased me last year??" ... hahaha....

BUT..look again..it's not a k700... it is Max Teh's k700!! .. :D .. chun leh.. look.. how perfect it is.. well.. except for the peeled off "quick-share" sticker... the dilapitated cover... the friggin scratches on it... the screwed up joystick.. the useless keypad ... and the so so so limited memory.. STILL..it's my beloved phone :P... it also has its HOTNESS one leh...noticed the "essentric" screensaver?... cool leh.. with that screensaver.. i could sell my phone for at least 1 thousand leh~~..

k la..i admit..my phone getting pretty screwed up ... u noe la.. been using it for almost 2 years liao.. wat u expect >.<.. and oso it's darn obsolete liao.. k.. making plans 2 change my phone.. any ideas of wat phone to get?

lesson learnt: U've jus read another useless post on my dreams of getting a dream phone.. :) go study la..

world cup and rooney fever =.=

2006-06-22T21:45:00.000+08:00

as u all know..now it's already the 3rd stage of the world cup... hence... those hardcore football fans out there have also jus entered their 3rd stage of world cup fever =.=

this is one hell of an example of the world cup fever: ppl are starting 2 see rooney in everything..WAT THE HECK?!?!?

this is the all time favourite rooney we see everytime.. in EPL..in world cup and mayb even on the covers of play-mate magazin :P

and NOW~~.. this is the rooney those hardcore fans see in their daily life..

<--this is a french toast

burger king's burger-->

Maybe soon they might even see ronaldinho's face on a rabbit.. 0.o wow.. then would be an expensive lil bunny.. i bet every club's manager would want 2 get a hand on that bunny.. btw..the french toast up there was auctioned at £0.01 in e-bay..SWT.. since when rooney became so cheap =.=

lesson learnt : humans have hallucination after continuous days of sleepless nights..

even~

2006-06-21T02:05:00.000+08:00

after restless nights of world cup bettings.. finally manage 2 break even the bettings i lost the last week >.< .. so now~~... I'm FREE of debts..ahhahaha... it's something worth celebrating.~~ SOUND THE HORNS~~~ :) where's the champagne arh ?! and finally 80% done wif esl's power point presentation >.<
morale of the day : DO NOT PROCRASTINATE! NEVER!... haha.. YEA RIGHT as if u and i would really learn from our mistakes.. lol..if we could really do tat.. everybody would have been "pelajar contoh" =.=

DD :) daddy's day

2006-06-19T01:53:00.000+08:00

i noe it's kinda late 2 wish all the fathers in the world happy father's day.. though.. it's better late den nothing right :) so.. HAPPY FATHER's DAY.. wish all the fathers in the world would love and be loved beside care and be cared..

jus can't stop thinking that i actually din have the nerve to wish my dad "happy father's day" >.<.. not a present..a card ..now NOT even a wish for him.. SIGH.. again..i've been a badboy.. k.. now i'm starting 2 regret hanging out the whole day and not spend this special day wif him at home..

well.. my dad is jus another ordinary man on Earth.. but for me.. he's the ONE who provided me a HOME... a FAMILY.. and LOVE... not 2 mention..MYSELF too :).. yea..he scolds me.. and mind you.. when he scolds and roars.. my feet trembles @.@ .. he naggs..quite alot too recently :P..and there was also a slap from him b4.. but besides those scolding..reprimand..naggings ... and slap =.= it's love and responsibility..

i still have a clear memory of wat happened 4 years ago.. then, i got the denggi fever... was half dead.. nyawa-nyawa ikan.. i feel as though i'm slipping into the gates of hell every single minute and second >.< my dad was like trying every kind of method 2 try ease my pain.. he even tried rolling a boiled egg on me when i was in the hospital... LOL.. albeit it was quite a funny method..it showed how he cared for me.. well..my mom oso take very good care of me la..but this post is for my dad :P and so for that.. i felt so fortunate.. i was determined 2 live on.. and becoz of that unequivocal thought..i survived another day.. and another day..

THANK YOU baba for everything.. sorry for everything i've done wrong..happy father's day ^^ but ...u need 2 get rid of that smoking habit of urs and oso that headstrong attitude of urs! :) oh well.. surely my dad won't be reading my blog ..haha..

time 2 sleep~~.. nitez all

tokyo drift... let's go underground

2006-06-19T00:09:00.000+08:00

went to watch tokyo drift wif a bunch of frens after getting the prize money reward from kasturi..
the movie was really awesome... from the beginning right till the end!! .. CARS...GALS...and ENGINES>...AND CARS AGAIN!~~.. feast ur eyes man wif those voluptuous tokyo chicks..but anyway.. i was too concentrated on cars that i forgot bout the chicks.. LOL.. must watch again :P...

besides that.. the songs featured in the movie are way too cool >.<
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Soundtrack - Track Listing: 1 Teriyaki Boyz - "Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious)"
2 DJ Shadow feat. Mos Def - "Six Days"
3 5,6,7, 8's - "The Barracuda"
4 Evil Nine - "Restless"
5 Far*East Movement - "Round Round"
6 N.E.R.D. - "She Wants To Move (DFA Remix)"
7 Teriyaki Boyz - "Cho Large"
8 Dragon Ash - "Resound"
9 Julez Santana - "There It Go (The Whistle Song)"
10 Don Omar feat. Tego Calderon - "Bandaleros"
11 Don Omar feat. Julez Santana - "Conteo"
12 Brian Tyler feat. Slash - "Mustang Nismo"

here's some random pics of tokyo drift.. :)

Sean's Tokyo boss Han (SUNG KANG) rides the rails in his '94 Veilside Mazda RX7

moral of the day : Drifting LOOKS cool..but it's darn dangerous.. plz do not try it jus 2 act cool.. i bet ur parents surely dun hope 2 see u in the hospital

wat a week!!.. finally got time 2 blog :P

2006-06-17T12:51:00.000+08:00

it's been quite some time since i last blogged ..ehhe.. wat a week i had man.. really tiring.. but FUN .. :) love this kind of lifestyle.. and besides that..it's d 1st week of WORLD CUP FEVER..hehe

seriously duno wat struck on me.. it's as though an energy taking over my mind..causing me 2 be engrossed in world cup ^^ almost every night i've been staying up 2 watch football matches..which was something i haven't done b4!..fun fun ^^ never thought i would get so interested in football.. and yea~~i admit..i've been betting quite alot on world cup too.. sigh.. i noe it's jus a waste of money..but jus can't help it :P

this whole week is all about sports and nothing besides sports..hehe.. for continuous 4 days i had hardcore workout.. BASKETBALL>>SQUASH>>PING PONG ..lol >> BASKETBALL AGAIN!! >> FUTSAL>> and finally~~ BASKETBALL again~~~ ..WOOwohoo.. feels great man though my whole body's aching like hell now @.@ haha..this is a quote from li ching which made me laugh my head off.. "wah.. run so much liao... FEEL SO HEALTHY" (tiong li ching, 2005) =.= LOL..

anyway.. did something really bad which i regret everytime i think of it.. yesterday night i got angry becoz of some stupid remark from a gal.. got so pissed off and scolded almost everybody for no reason.. or even if they breathe louder den usual.. wat a BEAST i was =.= running around de house roaring like a tiger..haha.. come 2 think of it.. i was quite a nutcase.. :P the worst thing was.. i scolded my mom.. she just got back from office after a tedious day of work.. and all i did was jus shouted at her asking 2 drive her car out.. wat a BADBOY i've been >.<
and becoz of the overwhelming anger.. i drove so recklessly that i almost banged a car parked along the road.. lucky my dad and i were safe..PHEW~
they say curiousity killed the cat... i'd say it was anger..

sigh.. i'm really a very hot tempered person.. got angry jus becoz of some stupid remark from somebody which brought hell in2 de family.. wat the heck =.= was tat beast really me?? is this the real me?? an uncontrolable BEAST!?!??!? jus hope i've got the strength to restrain the beast in me.. plz.. dawn upon me the strength to control myself..

moral value of the week: ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE.. life is great!.. enjoy it to the fullest.. don't anger urself jus becoz of some lil stuff.. ppl do make mistakes.. tat's becoz we're jus humans beings.. it's always better to forgive and forget.. for it is also a virtue :)

give me a T.. an A.. and a G~~~ TAG GAME =.= lol

2006-06-12T22:05:00.000+08:00

SWEAT... was suddenly a victim/fortunate player of this tag game.. anyway.. since it's jus the 1st day of the 2nd semester.. there's not much of homework 2 be done.. so ..here i am.. it's quite fun actually :P

Few Simple Rules of this TAG GAME:~
-The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.

-Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.

-Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

-If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.

-Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT!! ^^
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k..these are de 8 points bout my perfect lover..i guess.. :
1. the gal has to be a GIRL!!.. =.= lame... but at least it's a good start for the 1st point right...hehe

2. i have 2 love her and she has 2 love me back too.. (obviously la right..or not how 2 be lovers :P)

3. yea..kinda agree wif si keat.. the gal has 2 be initiative herself.. i can't always be the starter button right.. that'll be so tedious and de relationship won't mean anything..

4. TRUST.. it's something really really important .. the gal has 2 be able 2 trust me.. otherwise..no point continuing the game of L..( game of love la ..lol)

5. CARING and CONSIDERATE ^^ (well.. should not be a friggin gold-digger too)

6. acceptance.. able 2 accept my weaknesses and the person i am...

7. well.. she has 2 be able to allocate time for both me and her friends.. (i can't take it when i'm left out while hanging out wif her fren..nor de other way round )

8. LOOKS ? PRESENTABLE :) that's all..

hmm..now my turn 2 pass de tag!! wahahhahahaha...
1. YING HUI~
2. KAH POH~
3. EVER~
4. XUXU~
5. DAU GEI MUI~~ :P
6. AMANDA~
7. JOVI~

LAST day of my mid year break :'(

2006-06-12T00:15:00.000+08:00

well..2day's de last day of my holidays.. sigh.. wat a short lived holiday... spent de whole day doin nothing except goin 2 "ming tien" to watch live football match between holland and serbia ^^

well..as usual.. de crappy me found some crappy signs that could be found anywhere :

Septic tank truck sign reads:
We're #1 in the #2 business.

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a proctologist's door
To expedite your visit please back in.

On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?

At a laundry shop:
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.

In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

In a nonsmoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.

At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.

enjoy :)

wow...world cup FEVER!!

2006-06-10T02:32:00.000+08:00

haha..i noe ... surely u guys are thinking: WORLD CUP FEVER post again!?!?!?

haha.. i think almost every blog has something 2 do wif world cup now.. well.. k..i admit..mine's slighty about world cup too in this post :P
jus got back home at around 11pm jus now.. took a bathe and was getting DAMN frust deciding on whether i should go on wif the dental surgery the next morning... YEA!! i'm scared of the pain!..but if i dun extract de tooth..it will..surely cause lots of trouble... SIGH... and somemore my mom was like pushing me 2 make a decision ASAP~~.. that adds on to the overwhelming frustration i was suffering!! ><
FORTUNATELY.. my dad on the tv at the PRECISE time man.. it was the kick off match for the 2006 world cup(which i din intend to watch at 1st :P) ..jus minutes after the tv was turned on... LAHM scored!.. it was like a magnet pulling me towards 2 the sofa and keeping me there wif my eyes on the TV.. minutes later another 2 GOALS 0.o.. the magnet became stronger!... i was STUCK in front of the TV liao..

and it was the highlight of the day... i was sms-ing wei liang during the 2nd half.. and u noe wat!?!? MIRACULOUSLY.. everytime i pressed de button REPLY on my handphone... next second there's a GOAL!! .. i was so shock.. stared stupefiedly at my "MAGIC" handphone O.O.. whahhahahahah... my frens suggested i sms non stop for 2moro's match which involves England..hahahahha.. not a bad idea!..

Lesson learnt : now i noe why people are so crazy bout football..and especially world cup! it's not bout the countries..the audience.. or stupid commentator... it's all about the balls.. and i love FOOTBALL!

Jie Jie gone from sight but not from heart

2006-06-07T05:37:00.000+08:00

again..here i am ..writing a post at midnight!! wat's wrong wif me.!? evolving in2 a 100% night owl ><
well..yesterday was the day my sis departed from m'sia and headed for scotland 2 finish her final year of pharmacy course... she will only come back either june or july next year.. it would be like more than 365 days/8760 hours/525600 minutes/31536000 seconds i won't be seeing her... waaa...so long~~ who's gonna fight wif me..argue because of nothing for this long long period >.<

de night before she left m'sia... my sis had quite an argument wif my parents.. my mom was so angry she shouted :" we won't be sending u off to the airport tomorrow..get a taxi 2 de airport by urself!!" .. YEA RIGHT>..the next morning..my parents were the 1st to wake up and get everything prepared 2 send my sis 2 the airport... inilah kuasa kasih sayang ibu bapa~~..hehe.. they scold but they still love ^^
after goin through all the hastle to check in my sis's luggage.. finally it was time for departure... my mom pretended that she wasn't bothered that her only daughter was goin 2 leave for 1 whole year... but i SAW!!! my mom was like hanging her neck over the bar just 2 catch a last glance of my sis leaving the departure hall...HAHAHHA..mommy!! GOTCHA :P my dad arh...as usual.. looked as strict as the kastam officers there =.= duno how 2 wave ur hand a bit 1 meh abah =.=

k..i admit..i always fight wif Jie Jie ... argue and shout wif an amplitude of 100 desibels..serious.. no joke man ! haha.. got scratching oso 1 leh :P.. haha.. and always point each other with the finger in between the index finger and the finger where u put on the ring... and u noe wat..we never sorry before ..hahhaha.. Nevertheless.. now that she's gone... i've got the feeling that something is gone.. yea i noe wat it is.. NUISANCE!!.. no la.. it's the feeling of losing something that has been very important to me all the while.. well..i'll miss jie jie.. hope she would live happily over there..

morale value learnt : a Family will always be a Family, max will always be hwei lin's lil bro and hwei lin will always be max's Jie Jie..

be back soon jie~~ coz i noe mummy is surely crying herself to sleep now... there's still lots of love behind the scoldings.. i want you back too..

stephen chow craze---!!!

2006-06-04T05:08:00.000+08:00

the time is 5.09 am when i'm typing this post..yes.. 5.09 AM...not PM... i've jus done something i've never imagined would happen 2 me in my entire life!!... watch 6 hours straight of stephen chow's show~~!! LOL

li hong just came back from singapore .. so we went to his house 2 welcome him back and had dinner there... played basketball till 10.45 PM!! omg~~~.. and de the most interesting part was that we used only one hand 2 play!!... and i can tell u that... it's damn FUN!! you guys should try playing basketball wif oni 1 hand ^^

went to wei liang house to start the 6-hour-stephen-chow-craze at 11 pm...lol... show after show and after show...NON-STOP of hilarious movie acted by stephen chow... can u imagine tat?? 7 guys of all ages cramping on the sofas and floor watching illogical movies throughout the night... finally after the 3rd show which ended at 5 AM.. we could not fight the fatigue and ended up crashing in2 slumber right at the spot... fortunately i manage to pull myself 2gether and walk back home.. typed out this post just before i myself crash on my bed >.< LOL...wat a crazy day...played basketball single handed at night and hopped on a 6-hour-stephen-chow-journey throughout the night!!
lol..did not complete any assignments 2day though i do not regret..coz i had a crazy but fun day..LOL

morale of the day : STEPHEN CHOW IS AN ACTOR AND A DIRECTOR WITH A TWISTED MIND...HOW THE HELL did he come up wif such stupid movies..LOL

something crappy

2006-05-31T17:47:00.000+08:00

Just another crappy article i came upon..

Moral value of the day : CRAPPY ARTICLES ARE FUN TO READ ^^

Suicide bunny

2006-05-31T03:57:00.000+08:00

Here are some ways a bunny could suicide.. DON'T try this at home.. unless ur in de mood for suicide :)

morale value learnt : Do not be that bunny... enjoy life...

F-U-T-S-A-L

2006-05-30T02:10:00.000+08:00

monday morning went for futsal wif a bunch of malatlou(i reckon it's a term for guys)..
hitched a ride on teck keong's landrover (ba dao che - chinese) ..fuiyo..dominated de roads of petaling jaya man..nobody dared 2 cut his car except for this SLK... not Benz' SLK u noe..it's Super Lil Kelisa...

was de goal keeper most of the time ^^.. somehow it's quite fun 2 be a goal-keeper.. mayb becoz i dun need 2 run so much.. haha.. :P well..as usual..din score anything.. sigh..lack of skill la wat else...still noob noob >.<... and most of all..still lack in confidence... sigh.. LOL..mayb i should do wat teck keong suggested.. be the goal keeper but also run out of de goal and SCORE!! ..haha.. well..feel very fortunate becoz they din laugh at me as i'm still noob at football...NOT like someone who keeps teasing me during basketball =.= causing me 2 have mental blockage oni.. till now oso dun have de confidence to lay up de basketball in2 de basket =.= noob-nya~~.. nvrmin..at least i'm good at rebounding..whahahaha.. well.. nevertheless..can't help missing the days when we sweat like pigs under the sun playing basketball..

well.. another morale value gained : We should never laugh and tease at a person too much.. coz u may actually cause a mental blockage which may last a life long ><
and also~~.. Play football with ur heart, my brothers (quoted from a joga bonito advert. LOL)

Elephant trip or bang bus trip..i duno ><

2006-05-28T02:55:00.000+08:00

saturday was de day for de elephant trip..
everybody hopped on de bus and started on a TEDIOUS 3 hour journey to melancang(some ham sap fellas keep pronouncing it as me-lan-jiao.. and tat includes me..LOL)

KANASAI.. reach there de fella say we can't get a ride on de elephant becoz of an idiot's mistake who caused double booking among de tourists.. oh heckl.. who cares bout having a ride on de elephants(i do~~~~sob sob.. )... de main idea was to go there get a ride on de hairy elephant..
mana tau kena ruined by some idiot.. de oni thing we could do was feed de elephants.. and let de mosquitoes feed on us..generous-nya we humans.. kanasai blood suckers!!...
in the end..we were brought into an AV(audio visual) room to watch a 30-min documentary on elephants.. well..AS EXPECTED... i slept soundly while de others watch de lame documentary.. like wat my fren tze ching said: THey could have jus bought us vcd on elephants.. why come all de way and suffer =.=!! .. well..he's kinda right.. we spent 6 hours on de bus de whole day u noe?!!?!?
finally, we headed back to college... the journey back home was seriously de highlight of the day.. we talked crap like nobody's business.. and.... we played ... de... BANG BUS game.. swt right =.= jonathan and i was unlucky enuf 2 be the victim.. u should see de expression on jon's face!!...

den another highlight of the day...a SOHAI scolded us "ridiculous" for just accidentally sitting on his backpack =.=' ...it was an accident OK? was damn pissed off man.. he.. a lone ranger.. calling an 8-guy- group "ridiculous" !??!?!?!.. i wonder who was the 1 being ridiculous.. that kind of person surely would get whooped up by the ass some day...

though it wasn't really a worthed it trip(coz we spent 6 hours on the bus =.=) .. though i enjoyed it coz of the presence of buddies..haha.. so.. conclusion is: A trip doesn't really matter, it's the people u enjoyed the trip with that matters :D

new nickname for my frens : kitty(si keat) , keekahpoh(kah ee+ kahpoh)(yee xian).. well.. stop looking.. surely i won't reveal the nickname they gave me! =.=

First Post..hehe

2006-05-27T02:39:00.000+08:00

well..today woke up at 11.45a.m(considered VERY early u noe?!) ..rushed to college for the leo club's photo session..

Was progressing really really slow during the photo session.. most of us wasn't really cooperative :P..haha.. this made joel kinda angry(u'll noe he's angry by the way he walks).. sorry dude...dun la angry..WE NEED U~~~...ur our BEST PHOTOGRAPHER...and..EDITOR~~~..we'll be lost without ...wat will our lives be without u ~~..oh my darling...K stop!..this is starting 2 sound gay...
pai seh la guys...1st post..a bit whacky...
anyway..after tat..some of the committees from the IU day went to have a meeting in starbucks.. man..we were seriously acting like we're YAM-CHA-ing in some mamak...terforgot we're in a high end cafe... soooo memalukan :P...

The rest of the day was really unlucky...non stop raining.. sigh >.< .. had 2 stay till 9 pm oni could go back =.=... had to hide from the rain in asia club.. eh..no choice la... rain ma..wat to do... takan sit and wait in mcD for hours meh... raining so go play pool lor.. it's an indoor SPORTS u noe?!
reach home.. explain 2 dad y so late =.=..eat dinner..bathe.. on tv... switch to channel 8... targeted my eyes on the tv screen..watch "one in a million"...
OMG!!~~~ so damn hilarious man see the way they sing.. one even sang linkin park..showing off all de nerves on his forehead =.=
finally...ended up my day in front of de com monitor as usual... hehe..but i aint no com freak^^

MAX= teck liang=MAX

2006-05-26T00:34:00.000+08:00

yo..new guy in de blogging community..hehe.. for my old frens...it's teck liang here.. though most ppl in college call me by my new name..Max..hehe..so here i am.. placing my 1st step on de world of blogging.. FEAR me..lol