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vroOOooom VRoooom ENGINE ^^ haha..

Monday, July 09, 2007
6:19 AM

lol.. the tittle itself sounds very childish huh? haha.. i kinda agree.. ah well.. lazy to change la.. jus leave it as it is..

*yawn~~* was jus about to head straight to my bed and pop dead.. but .. aiks.. almooooost terlupa to do something very important... hahaha.. to BLOG.. hmm..this is de 1st time i'm not blogging for myself.. argh.. there's always 1st times for everything huh ^^

anyway.. i've been kinda addicted to a Japanese drama tat has been screening in de tv recently.. and again.. it is NOT astro... it's from 8tv~~ guess most rich brats out there wouldn't have click onto this channel more den a handful times huh?? .. sigh..but no choice la for me.. BOH ASTRO ma~~ sigh....

haha..anyway.. de drama's tittle is "Engine" .. try downloading it.. it's really worth watching.. i reckon~...
all de while i haven't been much of a drama fan.. not so free like all those ah sam ah pek stay at home watch all those dramas and cry their eye balls out.. in fact.. i always tot : ISH ...go do something more beneficial la.. so big liao still cry... =.=

but...somehow ..this drama Engine manage to capture my attention.. in fact.. it's ONE HELL OF A DRAMA! i 100% recommend everybody to watch!! .. really really very touching.. and i din say i shed tears while watching it arh!! i'm jus saying.. it's a very touching and "gam dong" punya story la.. remember..i din cry arh.. got sand go in my eyes oni when i was watching.. ahhahhaha XD

"damn stupid la...make it so touching for wat.. make ppl cry oni"..this was wat 1 of my fren said after watching it.. and.. it's not a gal hor.. it's a guy!.. so.. u see.. this proves how chun de show is.. REALLY REALLY meaningful =).. so GALS!.. stop watching those taiwan dramas wif all de leng zai leng lui in it for a while.. take a break n watch this drama instead hehe.. de actor oso quite YENG de leh.. kaka

p.s : i've done my end of the bargain.. so how bout u? haha..u noe i'm talking to u .. get ur ass in tat clinic asap and get well fast!


-max-

hmmm.. yea.. i'm back.. for real =)

Thursday, July 05, 2007
3:13 AM

lol..oso duno wat's happening to me.. out of a sudden.. jus when i was about to fall asleep while msging somebody important to me.. my computer jus turned on by itself and de word BLOG!!! appeared on de screen.. hoho..scary?.. not~~.. jus crapping la.. so wu liao~~ dun feel like sleepin.. so ma come blog lor.. so long nvr blog le.. really very 对不起 my blog and my frens haha..

but no worries.. I'M BACK ..i think~~ :P

anyway..jus a brief skin appearance report :

before redang trip~~
my skin fairnesss was something like tat.. well..ALMOOOOOST something like snow white :P hahahhaa
















CURRENT~~
somewhat close to this stupid guy.. not de right 1.. de left 1 >.<















now i'm so dark i can't even see my own pimples~~~ WAAAAAA.... duno whether it's a good thing or a bad thing =.= .. even my mum hesitated to open de gate everytime i reached home >.< lol DISCRIMINATION!! ... sob.. wat's wrong wif being dark~~

hmmm.. how i wished tat person would apply de nivea whitening milk for me again :P DRINK MORE WATER ARH! but not cold drinks hor :P


-max-

TAG LIANG is back~~ =.=

Wednesday, May 16, 2007
2:58 AM

dau gei lui lui... i'm so gonna kacau u when i go back taylor's.. make me do such SHORT tag... THANK YOU~~~ =.=

Layer One : On The Outside
Name - Teh Teck Liang (a.k.a max...tecky..COW =.= oo yea..rat oso got )
Birth date - 12-03-88
Current Status - single lor..
Eye Colour - GREEN =.=
Hair Colour - GREEN ALSO!!
Righty or Lefty - righty and lefty... serious leh wei...i write wif right.but i play wif left (anyway..i mean ballgames )


Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage - Chinapek asli dari Cina
Your Fears - my mum and dad
Your Weakness - my dad's wife and her husband
Your Perfect Pizza - hawaiian.....~~ and my own home made pizza ^.^


Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up - F*** who de hell created de alarm clock..bising........
Your Bedtime - dun ask.. u'd drop ur jaw and wonder y i'm still alive
Your Most Missed Memory - tak tau wor... i live by de day..and forget de past


Layer Four : Your Picks
Pepsi or Coke - ROOT BEER!
McDonald's or Burger King - RAMLEE better and cheaper
Single or Group Dates - erm.. both bah
Adidas or Nike - ask me when i have de money 2 buy
Tea or Nestea - nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla - CHOCOLATE~~
Cappucino or coffee - waliu wei~~ wat is this.. questionaire from some beverage company isit!?!?


Layer Five : Do You...
Smoke - if u see me smoke.. slap urself.. ur DREAMING
Curse - rather often.. but not as often as my fren named JONATHAN..
Take a shower - abuthen.....
Think you've been in love - hmm ..guess so..
Go to school - if u mean de place where i go everyday to chat wif frens and waste time.. YEA
Want to get marry - yes.. but not now la =.=
Believe in yourself - yes..tat's y i'm called MAX ^^
Think you're a health freak - hmm..sometimes bah


Layer Six - In The Past Month
Drank alcohol - yup..
Eaten sushi - yup...
Dyed your hair - yup..


Layer Seven : Have You Even...
Played A Stripping Game - NO..~~. but hey..not a bad idea for redang trip ^^
Changed Who You Were To Fit In - nope..i love being myself.. though it sux.. but i'm proud of myself


Layer Eight : Age
You're HopingTo Be Married - duno laaa
For a - duno also lar..


Layer Nine : In a Girl / Guy
Best Eye Colour - dark brown
Best Hair Colour - dark brown
Short hair or Long Hair - both oso can la..as long she's sweet ^^


Layer Ten : What Were You
Doing1 min ago - @#!%!@$!$@# cursing this tag
1 Hour ago - complaining bout how i'm mistreated to my fren
4.5 Hours ago - being mistreated
1 month ago - erm... living my miserable life
1 year ago - aiyo... my brain is not a harddisc la wei..how 2 remember??


Layer Eleven : Finish the sentence
I love - YOU!
I feel - za-dou-ed by this tag
I hate - this tag!!!!
I hide - it's called hide! means i dun want u to noe
I miss - her
I need - monay monay monay~~~ $$$

i tag EVERYBODY ... jus bad luck for u to read my blog...especially yi mei!! hahahha wait so long to read.but end up get tagged :P BLUEK but thnx for teman-ing me chat for so long^^


-max-

ENGINEERING NERDS

Monday, May 07, 2007
11:00 PM

WE ENGINEERING STUDENTS AREN'T BORING,
WE ARE JUST EXCITED OVER BORING THINGS!

(kar hong, 2007)

lol..this really gave me quite a laugh.. WE ARE NERDS!@!#!@$@#!! so wat?? canot isit..wahahhaa.. ur country was built by nerds oso ok??

yeayea.. leng lui tsae yun and dau gei lui lui.. i'll do de tags later... .SOOOOOOOOOON


-max-

YES !~~!~!I REMEMBER MY ID AND PASSWORD!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007
10:26 PM

FINALLY!!!.. after 2 hours of random entry of ID and password.. from tehteckliang88 to iamlengzai88~~~I MANAGE 2 LOG IN!!! .. too long din log in blogger liao maaa :P

lol.. haven't been blogging since when arh.. since Ching Dynasty bah.. duno la..too long till i can't remember myself >.<

UNI la......so DAMN beeeeezeeeee .. haha..but it's not de main reason y i can't blog.. it's jus becoz i keep procrastinating.. de fact is tat if i jus had A LITTTLE~~~ bit more of self control and time management.. blogging wouldn't be a prob.. haha.. but u noe me la--->Mr. there's-still-2moro-so-fast-do-for-what??

anywya.. not here 2 really blog actually :P .. got a lot of interesting stuff to blog de.. but too piggy lazy liao >.<>.<

but hey! i will nvr leave a blog entry as empty as this.. so.. here's jus a interesting video made by a proud malaysian..
de video became VERY VERY famous in jus days.. it even appeared in de newspapers... COOL~~

attn : it's a bit bit bit bit racist.. and oso abit 18-sx LOL.. ( oh yea..1 more thing.. it's best if u understand HOKKIEN lol)






-max-

teck liang = tag liang?? 0.o

Saturday, March 10, 2007
2:19 PM

long time no blogging jor.. nohting much happened in new uni life~~ sianz.. jus back to tag tag tag... hehe.. quite fun .. tag from si BEAST and si dau gei jen er..

These are the rules: Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!
(copied this from wei liang's blog.. yer.. gay font colour hor )

anyway.. DANG DANG DANG~~ top 6 weird stuff about me, myself and i :

1. i had my molar tooth extracted at de age of 15 while de doctor said average ppl oni had their 1st molar tooth by de age of 20++ .. BIG BIG hole in my mouth ><

2. i've got TRIPLE layer eyelids .. wahahhaha..
alot of gals who desire double layer really gonna smack me for this..

3. i oni have an average of 5 hours of sleep everyday @.@ i duno y ppl still call me pig sob>.<

4. at night.. as in after dinner till bed time ..i could drink up to 2-3 bottles of 1.5 litre water.. =.= duno y i become so thirsty.. at least i dun drink blood huh!?

5. most guys have their harddisc fully stashed wif porn.. but i DON'T... aint i weird ? LOL

6. there's 1 thing that can cure my feelings no matter wat... MUSIC ^^..

i wana tag~~:

1. jac kee
2. jie how
3. sean der @ mou mou
4. shie ming
5. si keat
6. matthew

dun worry guys..it's kinda fun to find tat ur a weirdo ^^


-max-

FOUNDER'S DAY!!! a bit bit belated though :P

Tuesday, February 27, 2007
1:41 AM

YOU MONKEYS BETTER LISTEN TO MY ORDERS OR AAAIIII WILL SQUuUASH YER B@LLS!!!
that was de FIRST ever command we heard when we joined an international uniform body in catholic high school --- SCOUTS =)


22nd of february of every year is de day when all scouts or ex-scouts would say..........
"EH? today wat day arh? y i feel macam special abit one.. isit my galfren's b'day or something @.@.. DAMN ..better get rdy some flowers.."

of coz not la! it's SCOUTS FOUNDER'S DAY !! it's also de birth date of our founder..
---->>> LORD Baden Powell..





















SEE ANY SIMILARITIES!!??!?!?
i dooOOO see SOME :P ... if u say no arh.. leave my blog! XD wahahahaaha.. mayb they would call me LORD Max Teh or something v^.^v

ever since i left scouts after graduating from catholic high.. i felt something break lose apart from me >.<
how i miss de days when we could monkey around like nobody's business ^^ scouts life is definitely something i will NEVER forget for de rest of my life =)


THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
















THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we were so pure hearted that we thought middle fingers meant "PEACE" :P
















THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we FEAR NO FIRE!! [notice: we set de steamboat table on fire on purpose just to take a decent photo XD]





















THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we had 4 arms???
















THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when we tot taking pics like tat was so cool LOL..
















THOSE WERE DE DAYS~~
when our beloved kim chew was still de ONE AND ONLY.. GAYLORD!
lol.. kim chew.. u have 2 wait another 2 yers to kill me ..hahahhahahhaha XD


ONCE A SCOUT, ALWAYS A SCOUT. rock on, my fellow scouts!!! =)


-max-

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR~!!!

Friday, February 16, 2007
8:59 PM

chinese new year is jus around de corner guys!!!!! and this means MONEY MONEY MONEY!! wahahhahah.. yes..got money buy new handphone liao like tat !!!

anyway.. i wwill be goin back hometown till next week..which means no internet for almost a week.. so see u guys by then =)

bubbye..

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!


-max-

YES.. i'm no longer de maid

6:37 PM

FINALLY... it was a month since my old maid left for indonesia.. and for good =(
and u noe wat tat means? it means it's been a month since all de housework in de house became my responsibility @.@

liang~~ boil water~~
liang~~ sweep de floor and mop it as well hor~~
liang~~ y rice still not cooked??
liang~~ fold de clothes~~
liang~~ water de plant hor..

WOW>> I WAS A FREE LABOUR FOR A MONTH!!! macam male version of CINDERELLA b4 she became a princess! =.=
















STRESSS STREESSSS ..and TIRING!!.. finally somebody has arrived 2 take on this responsibility!! wahahahahhaha..pity her :P

but new maid doesn't make my life much easier.. as i became de one responsible of teaching her EVERYTHING =.=
i even had 2 teach her how pronounce my name~~[HARDEST teaching of all]

my new maid's name is Yati..

YATI: tuan muda..
ME : oh janganlah panggil saya tuan muda.. sangat FUNNY la wei =.=
YATI: baiklah.. kau nak ku panggilkan kau apa nama ?
ME : panggil saya Liang saja dah cukup..
YATI : oo Yaaang la.......
ME : haha.. noo nooo.. bukan Yaang.. nama saya Liang..
YATI : yalaaa =.= Yaaaang la
ME : NOT "Y" la ..YANG ialah KAMBING >.< ~~ "L" laaa... L-I-A-N-G... LLLLLiang!!!!
YATI : ooooo tau laaa Yaaang..
ME : *SPEECHLESS*

** i feel so GOAT-ish after being called Yaang =.= **

@@@ moments later @@@

YATI : Yaang.. mana letak kunci ya?
ME : MeeEEeeEEekkk MeeEeekkk~~~ ^=.=^

*GREAT .. now i've grown horns ^=.=^ and sound like a goat ^^ swt =.="*
prolly i should get a goatee tooo =)


-max-

yea.. not all are bad

Sunday, February 11, 2007
2:47 PM

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.. got really PISSED these few days coz i lost something really valuable to me.. and it happened to be some rotten malays who stole it..

but yea.. like wat my frens say.. not all muslims are bad.. some are really good oso.. tat i really agree.. tat's becoz i've made acquaintance wif some of those goodie goodie ones.. they;re certainly unlike their screwed up counterparts.. just tat i was really so boiled up tat i made such dirty remarks..

nonetheless.. i will never bring down de previous posts.. i wont back down.. coz wat i say is true..
I WILL SAY WAT I WANA SAY.. I WILL DO WAT I WANA DO.. tat's wat life is all bout right ^^.. hehe..

ATTENTION: the previous post is jus to critisize those black sheeps in de malay community.. NOT all are bad and mean.. haha.. de same goes for us chinese oso actually.. so dun be surprised if u suddenly come up wif a post critisizing some shit ass chinese.. v^.^v

oh yea btw.. HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY everybody! and plz dun send me those chain mails or sms regarding wat wat if i dun forward my love life will be cursed =.= ... u'll be so sorry to have ur name apppearing in my blog ...wahahhahahahahahhaha... i'm sooo evil ^^


-max-