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pyramids

Wednesday, July 26, 2006
6:36 PM

it's been recorded in the history stating that it was the Egyptians who were the pioneers of the pyramid.. nevertheless.. there's still a mystery of how they had such technology to build them.. but now... the mystery is REVEALED~~~~~~~~~

here's my thesis of how de egyptians learnt how 2 build the PYRAMID~~

Thousands of years ago~~ a tortoise wondered away too a desert~~ without and food nor water... nothing but jus sand... sand sand.. pathetic introduction hor ..LOL


anyway... for some mysterious reason.. the tortoise manage 2 survive... hmm..mayb there was a 7-11 nearby..

and den.. somehow for some friggin reason AGAIN~~.. the single tortoise manage 2 breed in2 quite a population.. another by-thesis: tortoise could breed themselves by jus masturbating... =.= mutiplied like bacterias.. and there was a king~~~ ugly crown i noe~~


AGAIN~~..for some reason.. the king ordered his "men" to build a building for de sake of fun..
becoz of their dumb dumb brains..all they could build is this
and this~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lame thesis leh..

anyway..the story continues..
HUMANS appeared.. they were envious of the TOTIS race.. and thus.. a battle went on.. normal la.. like how israel and palestin is fighting now.. =.=










humans..which was the Egyptians then WON the battle...
they were victorious and learnt all the technology from the TOTIS race..

and so~~~that's when the Egyptians started building pyramids...

damn the Egyptians... COPY CATS!~~... hmmm.. mayb that's why cats were the GODs during those era...


k...enuf crapping..~~~ time for me 2 have an afternoon nap :P



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International Understanding Day

Tuesday, July 25, 2006
1:46 AM

wat always pops up in ur mind when u hear of IU day? dance..chicks..food..badge.. chicks.. cool decorations ...and chicks :P ..haha.. i noe wat u horny lil bastards out there are thinking....
yea..all those were included in TCSJ Omega Leo Club's 1st IU day.. ^^

the preparation for the even was really tedious man i tell u.. continuous days without afternoon naps.. u noe how tough is tat for a pig like me!??! not oni that.. we stayed till almost midnight almost everyday... for de whole week i havne't been doin any homework.. die lor~~~how 2 catch up.. Furthermore, ponteng-ed so many periods, i bet a few more pontengs den i'll surely be getting "you are dead meat" letter from taylor's >.<

the performances during the even was really brilliant!.. serious~! but i admit the attendance during tat night was quite disappointing ..@.@ sigh..regret din do much of promoting and publisity before the event.. anyhow.. the event was a success in overall.. :) lessons learnt... experience gained.. and best of all new found frens :)


btw..here are some pics from the IU day...


lol.. i think i spoiled this picture >.<









mommy.. i swear that bottle joel's holding is non-alchoholic..








wat's nicole peeping at?!?
:P







hey..why am i not in the pic?!?!











woo.. big leo group photo.. it was at 1st a small group photo.. de others started joining in and ended up like tat..LOL... make my head so small oni =.=;


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PHOENIX REBIRTH!

Thursday, July 20, 2006
12:50 AM

Fellow ex-scouts and i went back to attend and help out wif the preparation of our 49th anniversary campfire last saturday.. finally.. we had a chance to relive those glorious days!!.. really missed the sweet and bitter days of scout life... now all i can do is jus sit in the fully air-conditioned classrooms in taylor's ...SIANZ~~~ i'll soon turn into a dainty lil flower which can't even stand a single tinge of UV...

this is the pic of the fire taken from the 2004 campfire which was organized by my batch of fellow scouts..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and this is the pic of the fire taken on saturday!! the fire burns on~~ and ..it's even BIGGER~~~


somehow the heat from the fire warmth my heart... those unforgetable memories of my wonderful scouts life flitted incessantly through my mind >

anyway..let me show u an example of a disciplined scout troop we had..
serious~~~ we all memang very disciplined 1 ... yee ming was jus using his middle finger to scratch his ass...

anyway guys..there's this TCSJ Omega Club International Understanding Day.. there's loads of performance.. from band playing to magic show.. buffet provided too..so jus give me a call if ur interested... rm15 per ticket.. but surely can reduce 1 la..hehe..



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lazying sloth

Monday, July 17, 2006
7:50 PM

hmm... been kinda lazy these few days.. well.. not jus kinda.. it's EXTREMELY lazy like a pig..
in fact..been kinda lazy 2 blog too..

well.. celebrated my bro's b'day on friday wif a simple birthday cake.. hehe..not a very simple 1 actually.. it's secret recipe's CHOCOLATE INDULGENCE~!~~ woo.. actually..i dun noe wat's so special bout it.. all i jus noe that it is...brown.. creamy.. chocolty.. yummy..tasty..succulent.. and all de adjectives u can use for a delicious cake ^^.. and somehow the gals are jus crazy bout it =.= jus a single slip of the tongue and u mention "chocolate indulgence" .. they'll go wild and strip themselves and run around like a chicken.. wow..i do hope they would really do like tat :P.. no la..jus kidding... i'm GAY..hahahaha.. jus kidding again..

anyway..it's darn fattening.. i htink there's at least few thousands of calories in it.. no wonder gals love it and hate it at the same time.. but HOWCOME I CAN'T GET FAT AT ALL!!??! i'm oni have a friggin weight of 52 kg even at this height..!! =.=' not fair la..gals eat nutz and they get fat..i eat a whole elephant and i jus shit the whole elephant the next day..sianz..

anyway.. took quite a lot of pics recently..hehe..













rock fever night fever~~ jus me having some fun wif chee hong's teddy bear during a soul-destroying period of ESL =.=
hehe..this is a wrist band i bought jus before the match between germany and portugal.. u noe how much BOO-ing i had 2 suffer jus 2 put this on :P germany!! ~~


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back-dated

Saturday, July 15, 2006
2:05 AM

sigh.. com suddenly crashed since last saturday... the worst thing was.. it wasn't the ram or processor which went wrong.. instead it was the hard disc.. it was a DISASTER~~
the hard disc contained almost everything i had collected since i was in form 2... songs~~ memorable photos~~ documents~ EVERYTHING.. was like gone in an instant.. whole world crumbled on me all of a sudden..

for the whole week..i had 2 rely on my phone 2 contact the outside world..sianz~~ lost the feel on my keyboard.. no more mp3 songs~~ lagi teruk.. for a music freak like me... no MSN~~ OMG~~ worst den hell..

anyhow it's all over now..finally got back my com... though it's jus empty >.< :( all my memorable stuff gone..sigh.. no matter wat.. LIFE GOES ON :)


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fast.. speedy in sleeping gua~

Saturday, July 08, 2006
1:38 AM

jus took a hero personality test jus now .. and was described as a FAST person.. hmm.. guess the fastest thing i've been doin lately is sleep!..
for some reason.. i jus can't control myself these few days in class.. not even 15 mins after the class commences.. i would pop dead lying on the table like nobody's business...and if ur lucky enuf.. u might catch a glimpse of a 2-inch-long saliva hanging from my mouth .. LOL *disgusting-nya~~ and this.. has made me earned the title "SLEEPING BEAST" =.=

now everytime when the teacher says: "PLZ do not fall asleep when i teach~~.. " everybody would cast their eyesight on me =.= .. innocent me... >.<

lesson learnt ===> if ur caught sleeping in class.. jus say u were meditating.. and also.. bring along tissue to class... u might have a pool of saliva on ur table after ur short nap


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you may be superman or superwoman ^^

12:50 AM

came across kim chew's blog.. and saw "The Flash"'s picture in his blog.. the 1st thing i thought was: kim chew the gaylord trying 2 show how cute he is.. LOL.. only to find out that it's actually some kind of hero personality test... and u noe wat.. i got the FLASH!!

"Fast, athletic and flirtatious" these were the words that described the FLASH.. cool eh ? ^^

well.. u boys and gals could try it if ur free..haha.. or jus bored to death..

Your results:
You are The Flash
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.


the flash ---> 75%
superman ---> 70%
hulk ---> 65%
Green lantern ---> 65%
Spider man --> 55%
supergirl ---> 53%
robin ---> 50%
catwoman --->50%
iron man ---> 45%
batman ---> 40%
superwoman ---> 33%

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

TIP of the day ====> guys..MALES out there.. dun let other ppl noe if ur result is either catwoman or supergirl.. and GALS..if u happen 2 get HULK .. dun let ur boyfren noe too..


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battered and hammered straight onto the ground! wat has happened to the world cup. 0.o

Wednesday, July 05, 2006
5:50 AM

omg... i'm still suffering from the sudden trauma of watching italy's grosso scored a goal 0.o it really left me with my mouth opened as wide as it can be for a whole 5 mins! wat the heck happened to the world cup?! 1st england gone.. the sun was already starting the rise from the west.. then BRAZIL!? snow was already falling on m'sia.. and now GERMANY??! i tell u it's doomsday!

billions of germany fan feeling the agony.. their soul tormented.. with their hearts broken.. how could italians be so cruel!?!?!? i seriously hope there is a time-machine now so that i can rush back through time and kick grosso on his groins jus b4 he scored.. that'll give him a BIG BIG headache.. why did he have 2 shatter the hearts of so many millions of fans?!?! he should be jailed and convicted like saddam hussein! ..kk..it's a bit exaggeratting..

DISGUSTING PIC OF THE DAY : AN ANTAGONIS CELEBRATING AFTER BREAKING HEARTS OF MILLIONS>> THAT IS TOTAL EVIL!!!


sigh.. suddenly feel so hopeless.. total loss of direction.. like an ant thrown onto a borderless desert..

NEVERTHELESS!! wat is done is done.. and wat is gone is gone.. let's just forget bout the horrible defeat of germany.. and continue supporting the remaining teams.. LET THE SPIRIT OF WORLD CUP LIVE ON~!

thought of the day: life must goes on.. no matter wat vicissitudes of life thrown at us...hope the germany fans would cheer up too :)
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!


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my anecdote.. my aberration

Tuesday, July 04, 2006
5:25 PM

Realized something all of a sudden.. there are more gals bloggin than guys! wat the heck..wat's wrong dudes!? hmm..well.. mayb we guys jus like to keep stuff and feelings to ourselves.. well.. i can tell u one thing.. blogging is 1 alternative way to express urself :).. lol..now i sound like i'm promoting blogspot.com..

anyway..i've really understood the chinese proverb :"bye bye but still frens"(direct translation from chinese..figure it out urself XP)


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great life.. great sport.. great football.. great germans..great WORLD CUP :)

Saturday, July 01, 2006
3:00 AM

well.. it suddenly seemed all the miseries i was suffering came 2 an end.. DONE wif my esl tutorial.. that 10 mins seemed like an eternity to me.. never did a presentation like tat.. i don't mind doin a presentation or speaking in front of ppl.. it's jus tat i hate 2 be evaluated at the same time.. especially by Ms Ting =.= .. a pair of hawk eyes staring at you.. eagerly waiting 2 pin-point ur mistakes..sigh .. she should get a life besides trying 2 create hell for students =.=

anyway.. 2night was the match between Germany and Argentina.. frankly i love both teams.. but i still slightly prefer germany over argentina..u noe why? coz they have a adonis... KLOSE~~.. haha.. not oni good-looking but also good wif the ball.. FOOTBALL!.. not ur friggin balls down there =.=

anyway.. there's no astro installed at home (sad case hor >.<) .. worst of all .. no live match between Germany and Argentina tooo =.= stupid national tv stations should channel more funds to get live matches and stop replaying those old movies =.= .. NO ASTRO.. WAT TO DO? hop into the car.. get 2 the nearest nasi kandar restaurant lor.. and u noe wat.. this time i went wif my dad! hehe... arrived kinda late .. and there were so so so many ppl in the restaurant as well.. dad and i were left wif oni 2 lousy chairs wif no table.. was almost like squatting 2 watch the match.. but with a chair.. hehe.. at that time.. tables and chairs were like GOLD MINE man ! =.= once a fella jus stand up to stretch his body.. u could see 10 guys rushing in for the KILL.. how pathetic :P.. haha..but lucky us.. there were a group of ppl who left their table jus after 90 mins.. FINALLY..dad n I had a decent seat..

and not forgetting 2 mention was those friggin bunch of ppl who were sitting in front of me.. bising like shit.. keep complaining as though they were the managers for the team =.= those barbarians were supporting argentina..once got ppl cheer for germany.. they scold those ppl pula =.= how barbaric.. mother never teach them wat is HUMAN RIGHTS isit ?? and u noe wat.. one of them who was seriously overweight broke his plastic chair.. fell on the floor( that was the oni time my attention was drifted away from the match.. imagine watching 100 kg of FATS plunging towards the floor...it's something u dun see everyday ..bluek..) but dun misunderstand me.. i dun discriminate those who're overweight.. jus tat i can't help critisizing him because he was jus so so so annoying during the match..

well..as expected.. the Germans won the match.. home ground advantage ma ^^...

lessons learnt :
1.watching football wif dad is quite fun ..hehe..

2. dun order for food when ur watching a match.. u'll miss a live goal ..SIGH!!!
3. if ur weighing more than 90 kg.. PLZ get 2 chairs for goodness sake.. ONE chair aint enuf for ur butt...


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