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jus another post :)

Saturday, August 26, 2006
2:47 AM

well.. u noe i'm quite a music freak.. for me de world is nothing without music .. and 1 of my ambition is to invent a device so tat everybody could listen 2 watever music at wherever and whenever they want :)..hehe but..it's kinda ridiculous la.. i'm not tat smart ..

anyway..jus wana share de 25 fav songs in my i-Tunes.. well..some of them may not be ur cup of coffee..but try them.. u may love it ^^


btw..tried some funny "how un-malaysian are u " questionaire from kennysia's blog.. well.. jus 2 inform those who never heard of him.. he's 1 heck of a blogger.. won some blogger of the year award last year.. and his blog is awesome.. damn interesting :)

and this was de result..damn swt =.=

Congratulations max teh teck liang, you are 53% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Guy Sebastian !

How Un-Malaysian Are You?



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hmm...2nd day of de holidays..guess wat i'm doing :)

Monday, August 21, 2006
3:10 AM

it's oledi de 2nd day of de holidays.. and it's a SUNday .. as suggested by the word SUNday.. it was really a friggin HOT day man... i was seriously melting like an ice-cream in a hot oven~~
brains oledi half-cooked @.@

couldn't stand de overwhelming heat...one more minute of this hot wheather and chicks will start 2 hatch from my balls man @.@ i faster drove my mom's car 2 de nearest LIFE station(ie cendol stall :P) haha.. rushed there 2 buy a BIG BIG packet of cendol to save myself from de heat ..















looks like i'm not the only PUTERA lilin here... eeverybody oso beh tahan de heat arh~~~

















the stall wasn't really hygienic..but who cares~~ having a stomach pain is better den melting :)


de queue was rather long .. had 2 stand under d sun jus 2 get the delicious cendol~~~ was really torturing man.. see ppl eat eat eat their hearts out and i had 2 stand under de friggin hot sun waiting for my turn... hehe..took quite some pics while i was queueing..

lol..forgot 2 off de flashlight of de cam.. so de workers there noticed me taking pics of them.. and they gave de "ALAMAK.. ade pegawai CUkAI checking kat kita >.<." kind of expression.. LOL... scared the wits out of them :P ...

bought de cendol den faster cabut liao~~ de workers were starting 2 feel uneasy wif de presence of a lil kid taking pics of them :P run max run~~~

reached home faster opened up de packet and ate de icy cooling cendol~~~ felt like heaven~~ WOOOoooolaLLALAAA..
i noticed something when i was eating de cendol.. cendols are actually very EDUCATIONAL u noe ? they reminded me of BIOLOGY..















next time i should try de "ais kacang" ..it might help me revise my physics.. ^^


-max-

what a week

Saturday, August 19, 2006
10:58 PM

wow..it's been a week since i've blogged.. was really busy wif stuff..

bought a new phone on monday..YAHOOooOOo... finally got my hands on this cool phone cum digi cam wahahhaha... i jus love it man.. can't stop having fun wif de cam :P... no wonder de battery drains so fast .. sigh..but too bad de next day was spec maths.. couldn't explore much of de new phone on de 1st day of purchase.. haha.. and monday was also de day when ALL de members of orange zombie finally turned in2 a sony ericsson gang as si keat also bought de identical phone model on de same day..ahahhaa... we're not gays ok.. we jus happen 2 have de same interest on de same phone..

after tat day.. things somehow turned out 2 be from great to bad and to worse..
1st was i had 2 sit for spec maths in which i din have enuf time 2 finish de paper ... AS USUAL..
2nd i din had de chance 2 join explorace wif my frens coz i promised some other frens 2 go out on sat... which was cancelled =.=
den it was friday.. got back my physics paper... got a shock of my life.. oni 30 over 50.. OMG lor~~~ teacher said i can't apply engineering wif tat kind of results.. sigh~~~... wat a sad thing to hear..
furthermore.. i couldn't join my frens for futsal becoz my shoes spoil dee >.<... sigh..another week without sports for me..

and those unfortunate things didn't jus stop there u noe?!
was suppose 2 attend my fren's birthday party on friday night.. but NO TRANSPORT at de last minute ..WTF~~~ why is God playing wif me like tat~~~ :(


BUT~~~ things started 2 had a change to GREAT on saturday ^^.. had a great morning.. or should i say disgusting..
anyway...it's one of a unforgetable morning..
was suddenly awakened by the "tokyo drift" ringtones of my handphone and found out zhen yuan couldn't make it 2 de explorace.. so i had 2 be his replacement..
and so.. went 2 college wif a blur blur mind.. and started playing de game with not much hope of winning... duno y.. mayb i was jus 2 sleepy @.@

de 1st task of de competition was DISGUSTING MAN!!.. a mixture of blended sambal, bitter goud, ginger, TOUFU!!, RAW campbell soup cream(mushroom flavour btw), and some other funny funny stuff.. all of those were blended 2gether and came out as slime..YUCK.. had 2 force it down our throats.. k... better stop talking bout it de.. i'm starting 2 vomit again @.@

anyway.. we finally ended de competition in 1st PLACE!!! YAHOO~~~.. it's de fruits of cooperation, wits and headstrong determination of de ORANGE ZOMBIES!!! haha.. though even our underwear were soaking wet but we were stil cheering like monkeys :P.. too bad zhen yuan wasn't there 2 join in de fun :P ... OOoo too bad.. too sad.. who ask him 2 sleep till so late =.=
anyway.. became rm30 richer today whahahahahha..rich rich rich~~~ argh..which i later spent it all on a hotlink prepaid card =.= so much for being rich


-max-

wat differentiates males and females

Saturday, August 12, 2006
2:11 AM

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked( this aint my idea: i'm jus giving an overall statement :P)

2. Bring food

3. COMPUTER AND MUSIC SONG ( for me.. haha.. almost forgot bout this..lucky yee shuang reminded me ^^)





-max-

I SCORED A PERFECT 10 on 14 july of the lunar calendar =.=

Tuesday, August 08, 2006
2:40 AM

these are de reasons why my monday sucked~

#1...
i had to stay up till around 3 am jus to finish reading the syllabus for chemistry.. imagine de feeling of having 2 stay up jus to study..SIANZ~~ in addition to tat.. today's "de day".. felt kinda eerie throughout the night.. finally can't tahan memorizing those equations.. straight away lay on my bed and fell asleep.. oops.. din brush teeth :P nvrmin..there's always something called LISTERINE ^^

#2...
woke up feeling so tired @.@... as usual la~... felt as though i weigh almost a 100 tonne though the fact is i oni weigh 52 kg ..wahahahahha.. bet alot of gals would be saying "OMG~~ y this freak so light 1... " :P

#3...
forgot 2 drink my milo b4 i went for college.. K~~ this is a negligible reason...

#4...
had to get in2 one of the coldest classrooms in college to attend one of the boring-est, dullest, crappiest lesson.. ESL =.= and the worst thing was.. it was the FIRST period.. wat a great way to start a new day.. =.=

#5...
2nd class was specialist maths... jus as i dragged my heavy body onto the seat.. teacher suddenly pop up questions.. and marks were credited! =.= sigh.. dun even have enuf time 2 study chem want me to do spec maths.. myaswell ask me 2 suicide laaaaa.. but who cares bout spec maths at tat time.. i jus copied my fren's answer :P special thnx to si keat and janice.. or not i would have failed again :P

#6...
got back my spec maths paper at the same time... and u noe wat~..i got 48 ^^... nice number leh.. you might think it's over 50.. nope..it's actually over 100 *faint* this is the 1st time i actuallly scored less den half for any exam or test !! was seriously damn down but had to get a grip on myself as there's still another chemistry test in jus 2 more hours @.@


and the list goes on~~~


#7...
had to study chem in the physics lab..which was NOT productive at ALL!.. jus can't concentrate while i sit on a stool... well..it wasn't becoz it was uncomfortable.. it's act. becoz i can't help rocking the stool :P..

#8...
endured a whole hour of stressful chem test in the COLDEST hall ever (MPH)... dun they understand the Le Chatelier Principle?!?!?!?! the reactions in our brains are endothermic reactions!!! WE NEED HEAT ~~~~~~~~so that it favours the reaction in our brain to scrutinize the questions carefully!!! OFF those damn air-cons..!!

#9...
met up wif Her... but jus can't brave myself to talk to Her.. instead i was looking at her fren while in fact the msg i conveyed was to Her... OMG~~~ since when i've became such a shy guy.. >.<

#10...

saw Her again along the stairs... and all i could say was "HAIH" .. NOT "HI" u noe!? WTF!~~~ wasted again...wat's wrong wif me.. i guess i'm suffering from venustraphobia~~ @.@

BUT~~~~in life... there's always a consolation!!! I SCORED A PERFECT 10!!! (10 reasons y my monday sucked)


-max-

sony erricson K800i or nokia 6280??

Sunday, August 06, 2006
12:40 PM

Do you guys noe the feeling of using the same phone for almost 2 years.. i bet some of u do.. it sux right?. >.< anyway.. been checking out some phones which caught my interest.. had quite a long long wish list..hehe.. but manage 2 come down wif oni 2 phones ^^

nokia's 6280 and K800i~~~~~

both phones i oso want leh~~..both oso has its own pros and minor cons... sigh..hard 2 decide.. help me decide guys~~~~~~*frust frust* here are the sites for both phones

nokia 6280
click and enter de smart world of nokia :)

sony ericsson k800i
click de left thingy on ur mouse here..hehe

k now..bout de price...dun drop ur jaws k? i noe some of u might think it's darn cheap.. but for me it's so so expensive >.<
i could get de nokia 6280 which includes 1GB memory for rm1150 ... on the other hand~~;
i could get de sony ericsson k800i with oni a 64mb memory for rm1480 .. i noe it's much more expensive den 6280 ..but it has a cybershot 3.2 megapixel camera leh COOL COOL!! so how?~?~? which phone..

k..jus a short short post for 2day..need 2 eat books liao for 2moro's chem test @.@ wtf is electrochemistry~~~ @.@ all i can think of noe is phones and cars..sigh


-max-

havocly hectic

Wednesday, August 02, 2006
2:57 AM

yeeessshh...it's 3am in the morning.. and as usual.. i'm still not asleep when most of the people in this quiet side of the world is sleeping soundly >.<

for some reason life's been quite hectic recently.. but the fact is there's nothing much that has to be done... mayb it's becoz i jus can't get a grip of myself after the stupid maths mini project... i guess those harsh critism from our "brilliant" maths teacher ,ms yeap is taking a toll on me.. for the friggin whole year she's been cursing us we'll fail! in every subject =.= and oso giving out comments saying we're too stupid to be her student =.= wat the TOOOOT!!! well..she din actually told us straight on the face saying we're stupid.. but she meant it ... but no worries..i'm starting 2 train myself 2 shut my ear when she's talking ..so i won't be hearing wat the f*** she has to crap..

k..enuf of my stupid maths teacher... jus can't help it when i'm talking bad bout her .. :P anyway..life's quite interesting this week wif a new bunch of new found frens from leo.. my god.. especially wif nicole around.. really turned my world upside down man >.< now everybody's calling me crystal..crystal this crystal that..ALL thnx to nicole =.= haha... and..dun start asking me who's crystal..! jus go look for a leng lui in taylor's K3.. guess u'll find her easily.. hehe.. dun ask me if i like her.. coz if ur really my fren.. u would noe :)

and jus now... actually tuesday afternoon.. i found out a shocking news!!! 2 of my frens have jus became a couple!?!?!?! omg~~ so sudden.. well.. ican't actually reveal their name... it would be very rude.. and i would invade their privacy.. anyway.. this is a msg to de couples: "OI~~~PAK TOH oso never tell me.. dun fren u all..hmmph LOL =.="

no face see u two arh~~ haha













+++another tedious day endured+++ cheers to my ridiculous life :)


-max-