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PLAYLIST TAG.. FUN I GUESS

Thursday, October 26, 2006
3:23 AM

hmm.. was jus about to throw myself to bed.. but i remembered i still have something left undone.. and i seriously can't sleep without figuring it out wat's tat thing..DEN FINALLY.. i remembered.. de tag which i was indirectly tagged by shuang..so much for being a good fren and wishing her happy b'day -____- lol ..better faster finish it or not i'm gonna have nightmares of shuang strangling me " TECKY~~~ DONE MY TAG~?" yer.. creepy >.<

ok..here goes.. read many stupid answers in their blogs..LOL.. hope my i-Tunes behaves >.<
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Here’s how you play the game:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense.
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers , give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
sugarcult - stuck in america
huh??? -_____- more like stuck in my own home jail..

Will you get far in life?
Jay chow - ting ma ma de hua(translation-listen to wat ur mom says)
aduh!!.. i have 2 be MAMA's boy to be successful.. yer..so sissy >.<

How do your friends see you?
Tata young - sexy, naughty, bitchy me
-________________- no comment.. anyway this only applies on gals right!??!

Will you get married?
simple plan - perfect world
YEA BABY YEA~~~~ tat's wat i'm talking~~!

What is your best friend’s theme song?
pocahontas - listen to your heart
hmm.. i think this song belongs to some gal..

What is the story of your life?
simple plan - perfect
WHAHAHHAHAHAHHA .. now i love my i-TUNES man.. OH WAIT... NOBODY IS PERFECT!!.. now i'm nobody~~ :(

What was high school like?
Mousse T - horny
LOL..BINGO!! yesh yesh yesh..i've got a lot of horny frens.. and HORNY TEACHERS..

How can you get ahead in life?
david gray - the other side
hmm..wat does this mean..? go overseas? or jus move in wif the hot chick on de other side of my taman =.=

What is the best thing about your friends?
F.I.R - get high
SEE I TOLD U!! i've got alot of HORNY FRENS!! .. they get high easily

What is in store for this weekend?
comic boyz - hey hah! (some kind of hippy beach song)
hmm... dun think i'll be relaxing anywhere near de beach this weekend.. finals coming leh~~

What song describes you?
Zhang zhi chen - ling chen san dian zhong (midnight 3 am)
hey..this is damn accurate man!! i'm a night owl.. and my brain is optimum at 3 am! cool cool~~

To describe your grandparents?
creed - with arms wide open
yup.. everytime i visit them..they'd welcome me wif arms wide open ^^ sigh.. but now i'm oni left wif my grandma on my dad's side.. hope she lives a healthy and prosperous life ^^

How is your life going?
westlife - bob bob baby
yeameh?? so incorrect lor.. i'm having a stressful and un-baby life

What song will they play at your funeral?
the all-american rejects - straightjacket feeling
-____- i die liao still got feelings 1 meh..

How does the world see you?
30 seconds to mars - the kill
WTF..?? de whole world sees me as a prey?? CRUEL WORLD

Will you have a happy life?
mario vasques - gallery
huh? dun understand leh... mayb i will mayb i will not.. 50 50 chance to have a happy life

What do your friends really think of you?
the click five - pop princess
wtf.. they shoud have a song pop prince.. hehe..well yea.. kinda accurate... i'm always caught having listen 2 music in class.. life's jus dull without music DONT U THINK SO??

Do people secretly lust after you?
wilber pan - wo de mai ke feng ( translation: my microphone)
oh crap..there's ppl lusting over my "microphone" !!! hey..not a bad thing huh.? hope it's some hot chick who blows well :P ^^

How can I make myself happy?
justin - hao ren (translation : good samaritan)
guess it's my destiny to be a good guy huh? hehe.. but i hate being de good guy!! get bullied oni =.= how 2 survive in this cruel, u eat me i eat u world @.@

What should you do with your life?
the moffats - love
yea baby yea~.. i'm a LOVE MACHINE

Will you ever have children?
nickleback feat. saliva - hero
cool..my children are born 2 be heroes ^^... eheh..den i'd have a family like de INCREDIBLES

i tag arh... EVERYONE WHO's READING THIS!! wahahahhaha.. but seriously everyone should try.. it's fun .. and it really gives u quite a laugh ^^



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SLIM3 B@LL

Friday, October 20, 2006
1:17 AM

wednesday was de last time for us 2 do experiment in taylor's lab.. hmm.. can't really call it an experiment.. more like pure entertainment.. we made SLIME BALLS @@@@@@@@ ^^

SLIME BALL REPORT

TOPIC: Slime balls is fun^^
OBJECTIVE: to do watever we can do wif a slime ball
HYPOTHESIS:
1. the more botax in the compound.. the slimier the slime ball is..
2. miss tan is becoming a more and more of a fun teacher by de end of the year..

Independent variable : ratio of botax and PVC/amount of slime ball produced
dependent variable : slimyness of de slime balls/ amount of fun we had
constant variable : usual crazy S3-ers

Material:
botax, PVC, a tolerant teacher, a bunch of monkeys and a tinge of craziness and gayness

Procedure :
1. 20 ml of PVC and 5 ml of botax poured in2 a beaker.
2. de mixture is stirred.
3. no need 2 take down any obvervation.. coz there's none -___-" jus have fun wif de slime ball LOL ^^

Result:





























ignore de finger LOL... see wat de slime could do ^^















it's a snake on de table.. but u'll have 2 look properly.. coz de thingy is transparent >.<


















let's jus pretend we duno wat's han meng doin wif tat fake dildo replicated from de slime















chump chump chump.. yummy~~















chump chump chump again.. ok.. i look stupid..

CONCLUSION:
i'm gonna miss S3 and all my other frens in taylor's ... all de best.. and study hard SAM-ers.. finals is right around de corner >.<

p.s. : i noe my report is a bit weird.. lol.. tat's becoz i oni copy others ppl's lab report every single time..


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MALU MALU MALU !! >.<

Thursday, October 12, 2006
6:19 AM

lol..did one of the very MOST terSTUPIDEST sekali thing today.. LOL

ok..it started of wif kim chew(aka GAYLORD) and i fooling around like 2 lil monkeys outside his classroom.. den it was time for kim chew to go back for class.. and de setting was like tat..


kim chew was standing near de door of his classroom.. while i was along de corridoor when de STUPIDEST thing happened

lol.. and i seriously duno wat got over me.. i yelled GAY at him !! but..~~~

the VERY moment i started to yell.. kim chew's teacher appeared RIGHT IN BETWEEN US!! where my finger was pointing!! i saw her face right in front of kim chew's .. but jus wasn't in time 2 stop de vibration in my throat.. and the BIG word roared out from my mouth.. "GAY"!!!

next moment.. his teacher stoned... i stoned 0.0 ..both staring blankly at each other ~~~~~
-____- de oni thing tat was in my mind was..I'm SOOO DEAD!!

ending of our mischieve:

stupid gaylord kim chew laughed like he never laughed b4... -______-



the teacher pondering bout her appearance -______-



ME ?? SPEECHLESS -____________-


lol..but i had a great laugh after tat.. can't stop laughing thinking bout my stupidity.. wakakkaka..

p.s. : my comic drawing sux.. hehe..anybody who wants to draw a new set of comics for this post can send them to me..


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Friday, October 06, 2006
6:16 PM

ok go-here it goes again

nigel recommended me to watch this video quite some time ago.. and it's really cool.. so i tot i'd share wif u guys.. enjoy.. seirously a MUST WATCH..


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i cared..he cared?

Tuesday, October 03, 2006
1:08 AM

hey..i'm baaaack.. badboyz4life!! anyway..hav to admit..i was away so long from de blogging world becoz i was too busy wif DOTA!!![de greatest game on earth]!!! at least tat's wat most guys think ..right guys??? agree wif me?? now this game is really really getting on us man.. now even chun wei si keat and zhen yuan who had no interest at all in dota are addicted too!! IT's CONTAGIOUS!!

[WARNING: THOSE WHO HAVEN'T STARTED PLAYING DOTA.. PLZ DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT IT.. U WOULDN'T WANT TO DROP INTO THIS "TRAP"]

anyway.. something happened jus now ..and it brought me back to this blogging world.. hehe..manage 2 put my dota world aside while i express my feelings here...

an hour ago.. it started raining heavily.. it turned out to b jus a normal downpour from the heavens.. probably somebody spilled some water from up there..

30 minutes ago.. lightning started to strike everywhere .. continuously and simultaneously >.< very scary wor.. must be somebody playing wif electricity up there .. swt..

20 minutes ago.. heard a faint yell from de toilet where my bro was.. jus a second after tat.. a HUGE lightning(duno wat adjective to use leh) struck de vicinity of my home.. and cut de electricity instantaneously..

a total blackout...

i didn't noe wat i was feeling... or rather i didn't feel anything at all.. wasn't scared at all.. all i did was dropped de stuff on my hand and rushed to de toilet and yelled for my brother.. in which.. he happened to be doin the same thing.. but was rushing OUT from de toilet wif jus a towel covering U NOE WAT..
i couldn't see anything at all at tat moment.. but somehow both of us managed 2 find our way and kinda "met" each other in de total darkness...
i hate to say this.. but i felt RELIEVED! to see my brother alive? probably wat i felt was something family-ish :) ..
well..jus glad tat nobody's hurt or anything.. including my beloved computer ^^

MORAL : APPRECIATE EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING U HAVE NOW! CAUSE THEY MIGHT JUST LEAVE YOU IN JUST A SPLIT SECOND.. HAVE A GOOD DAY :)


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