ACCIDENTAL CLUBBING

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

6:46 PM

it's christmas time again~~~

it was christmas eve.. but no planning ..no outing or anything much 2 do..SIANZ~~~
but something happened out of de blues.. and de night turned soooo eventful ^^

9.45 pm (straight after dinner)
got a call from yee xian asking me whether i want 2 go cau gei at a cyber cafe called RUSH!.. well..since nothing 2 do for de night..so go along lor~

10.23pm
richard came to pick both yee xian and i to RUSH .. and since it was suppose to be a cau gei session... we both wore oni T shirt..short pants and selipars.. showing our manhood (a.k.a our bush leg hair)

10.30pm
reached jie how's house to pick him up.. yee xian and i saw him wif super nice spiked hair.. wearing a stunning shirt and a jeans.. and we were like laughing our ass out.. ***cause at this stage.. both of us were sitll thinking tat we're on our way to a cyber cafe near Eastin hotel -___-

10.33pm( sometime during de car ride)
i htink jie how noticed my manly leg hairs.. and my SELIPARS -.- den i looked back at his spiked hair.. and fully covered legs..

NOTICE: at this stage ...yee xian and i STILL tot RUSH is a cyber cafe.. on de other hand.. richard and jie how expect we both noe tat RUSH is in fact a CLUB!!!!#!!#!#$!

**conversation between jie how, yee xian and i**
jie how: u guys noe where're we goin right?
yx and i : sure la... RUSH maa.. near eastin hotel maaa
jie how: ooo okok...

*short pause*

jie how: den y u all wearing short pants and selipars leh?
yx and i: go cyber play DOTA maaa.. or not wear tuxedo go meh 0.o
jie how: *speechless* *grabbing his forehead* OOOOOOh my God lor~~

tat's when we actually found out we're actually NOT on our way to RUSH de cyber face.. but in fact RUSH de CLUB.. ~~~~~~~~~~we were actually on our way to clubbing -_____-

*STUNNED* but we were laughing our heads off cause such a misunderstanding could actually happend >.<

11.40 pm.
finally reached... de beat was so awesome that my legs started to jump once i stepped in2 it ^^

so de party started~~ DRINK DANCE DRINK DANCE and drink again~~ yea baby YEAAA

0% drunk.. i guess..

10% drunk.. starting 2 do stupid stuff (etc. thought de glow in de dark sticks are really cool -___-) notice jie how's face.. SUPER RED

20% drunk.. camwhoring loll..face blushing like new year's angpau

*STILL DANCING ~~* yea baby ... de beat was so strong i think it would even awaken de dead.. ^^

35% drunk.. i can't even look properly at de cam LOL.. hey..my shirt glows in de dark!!

k... ithink almost 50% drunk liao... half way stripping liao.. hahhaha.. NO LA>> kai feng unzip my shirt 1 >.<>

3 am something
finally it ended.. de craze ended >.<>.< went to a nearby mamak to get some drinks.. clear our mabuk-ness @.@~~

4am soemthing..
finally reached home... almsot tried to climb over my gate coz i forgot tat i've got de keys >.<>.<

*this is how u would look like if u leave ur gel/ clay or hair spray on without washing ur hair*
haha.. not bad leh..gave my mum quite a shock .w.ahhahahahah

the ultimate proof of being in de club.. omg.. lucky my parents din see tat.. or not i got alot of explanation 2 do >.<

de CLEANED toilet bowl... clean clean clean~~ no stain..(no evidence of me vomitting on it left behind)

YAY~~ i'm finally no longer a virgin~~ CLUBBINg virgin that is ..not de physical kind of virgin -___-

note to self: do not drink too much alcohol .. dun wana end up hogging de toilet bowl again

mission : BRING SHIE MING TO DE CLUB!!! whahahaahahha.. bullly me somemore laa!! :P

-max-

MAMAK MAMAK~~

Monday, December 18, 2006

11:47 AM

holiday liao lor~~

holiday do wat.. go cyber cafe cau gei lor.. den after cau gei do wat... yam cha lor~~~
(usual cyber routine)

well ..we ended up in a rather famous mamak in taman mayang jaya.. called Williams( they have a name for a mamak 0.o.. u can see how famous it is)
brief introduction: Williams is a mamak by de road side.. de owner is a Chinese.. de ironic thing is .. if u talk 2 him in either Chinese or English.. he'll jus reply in MALAY =.= .. swt swt swt
but i later found out tat's because he and his family have converted to Muslim.. oh yea yea btw.. this williams and de owner of Murni are brothers ^^.. cool right..de muslim converted bros manage 2 set up 2 very very famous mamaks.. i'm sure u've heard of it b4 if ur quite a YUPPIE ^^

anyway.. something stupid happened in de mamak..
jian jun ordered longan out of de blues.. wierd right..go mamak order longan.. well ok lor..nvrmin lor..den suddenly our SMART RICHARD had no idea wat 2 order.. so he ordered LONGAN as well.. wat more was tat he ordered THREEE in a short.. made decisions for my other frens -.-
DE WORST THING WAS.. I OSO DUMB DUMB FOLLOW THEIR ORDER.. satu longan lagi BOSS =.= .. i regreted uttering those words..

we finally ended up with these ~~
compare de size to a normal teh tarik.. can you see de SMAAAAAALL difference??
at least 4 times de volume 0.o
AND THERE WERE SIX LONGANS~~ which is ..let me see.. 24 teh tariks? AT LEAST!

in de end.... ten 18 yer old teenagers goin home wif a big fat round tummy ^^

YES>>I FINALLY UPDATED GUYS!! happy for me?? hehe.. actually this happened almost 2 weeks ago.. alot of stuff happened but i lazy 2 blog :P

-max-

Max lost in action?

Friday, December 01, 2006

1:11 AM

hmm..mayb some of u would be wondering where have i been recently... : howcome de nerd max tecky din on9 anymore 1 >.> ..and howcome no more max tecky kacau-ing my chatbox 1 .. ^^ haha..tat's becoz i've been having a class trip to genting since monday.. and i had to go back straight to work as soon as i came back from genting on wednesday.. how pathetic was tat..

anyway..jus a very very brief post on genting.. i've jus got 1 word 2 describe genting... "FUN"

basically it's jus like any other normal trips to genting which includes endless heart-stopping thrill rides.. sleepless nights playing poker and chasing/being chased by genting security guards... and non stop crap talking.. ^^..haha

but the most unforgettable event during de genting trip was de part where de cable car suddenly STOP all of a sudden in de middle of NOWHERE above high grounds.. wat made things even more horrifying was tat de sudden stop of de cable cars actually caused de whole cable car which we were in to actually propogate UP and DOWN!!! OH MY~~~ imagine how u would feel if u were stuck in a metal box few hundred meters away from de ground with only a metal wire which is relatively bigger in diameters compared to de normal telephone wires..
let me tell u something ... CABLES CAR RIDES ARE EVEN MORE THRILLING DEN THOSE SO CALLED "THRILL RIDES" IN GENTING THEME PARK !!! and i din noe the tour package to genting actually includes this "THRILLING" cable car ride -_______-

but nevertheless.. i'm VERY VERY proud of myself ^^ coz i actually managed to muster de courage to attempt de THRILLEST of all THRILL RIDES.. ~~~~ DE SPACE SHOT!!~~ and it wasn't jus once..it was TWICE(my heart stop beating twice in jus a day) @.@~~~~ not only that.. FOUR times of flying coaster.. corkscrew laa..and alot alot other ci gek ci gek punya rides.. so fun~~ ^^ but too bad.. i was afraid of losing my hp when i sit all those rides..so din brought along to take any pics..

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the picture taken while we were screaming like lil gals from de cable car

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who says those under 21 canot enter de casino!?!?!

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anyway.. bout de job i mentioned earlier.....

i've been working as a data entry typist recently in a small small survey company in damansara intan.. sianz la stay at home all day.. better i go work and exercise my fingers and earn extra pocket money ^^

but i can tell u 1 thing.. IT IS NOT EASY AS IT SOUNDS!!.. u think typing de whole day very fun arh..
1. fingers goin 2 break
2. wrist feel like it's goin 2 fall off too
3. my eye balls are dying softly day by day
4. LIE TO DE BIG BOSS JUS TO SAVE UR SMALL LIL MANAGER's ASS!!!!
5. mental torture
6. OVER TIME without extra pay!!!

sigh.. well.. so this is call WORKING LIFE la.. suddenly i feel like a working adult already at de age of 18 ^^
wahhahahahha.. been working from day till 10 pm u noe?!??!?! even later den my workacoholic mum ...

and my frens and i were really damn pissed because we had to work SOOOO late tat de other full time workers went back and left jus we 3 part time workers in de office !!!!! 0.o wat de heck.. part time workers working later den full time workers?!?!?!??! R#%&@#*%#@)*&)#$!$
and we had 2 lock de office up ourself -.-

i was damn pissed tat i turned de BAD side of me ON ..kekekekkeke
took back home some of de stuff from de office to mollify de BU-SHUANGnesss in me.. ^^

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*STOLEN GOODS*
-cable.. keychain..a energizer battery and a BLUETOOTH PORT!!

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sounds pathetic huh? taking these stuff back without asking.. hmm i think it's called STEALING .. hahahahahaha..

sigh..well..too bad this bad side of me wouldn't last long.. these stuff would be back at it's rightful place 2moroo morning.. ^^ so much for being a bad boy ><

-max-